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Disgruntled Intern 12-05-2009 10:10 PM

A little late to the party in that regard.

MA 12-06-2009 11:15 AM

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Awwwwww, Dave!

AWWWWWW, GABE!

Hobo 12-06-2009 02:42 PM

Has anyone else realised Pilot ruins every thread he posts in?:P

T-nex 12-06-2009 02:45 PM

BAN!

Pilot 12-06-2009 03:02 PM

It's okay, I've already left.

used:) 12-06-2009 03:08 PM

Figuratively.

OANST 12-07-2009 11:24 AM

She was asking for one of those electronic cars that she can actually drive this year. I sort of ruled it out because I thought they would just be too expensive. However, I just did some pricing, and I have to say that this ( http://www.fisher-price.com/us/power...aspx?pid=49346 ) is not too expensive. I think that I will be buying this.

Josh 12-07-2009 11:25 AM

Get one for me, that looks awesome.

Ridg3 12-07-2009 12:30 PM

Buy her this, then there will be absolutely no need to buy any more presents forever.

http://www.mark-1-tank.co.uk/king-tiger.html

used:) 12-07-2009 12:33 PM

I wonder if dictators buy those for their kids.

Hobo 12-07-2009 12:36 PM

Christ that's a lot of money to spend on one present for a kid at xmas. My parents just got me bandages to cover the marks they gave me from the beatings :(

OANST 12-07-2009 12:39 PM

Well, I have to think about what Jesus would want me to do on his birthday. Obviously, that's buy an electronic ATV.

Ridg3 12-07-2009 12:39 PM

Were you grateful for the bandages?

Leto 12-07-2009 01:33 PM

http://www.sextoys.com/blog/files/20...eros-helix.jpg

for the boys in the house

OANST 12-07-2009 01:35 PM

How the fuck would that work?

Leto 12-07-2009 01:40 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aneros

OANST 12-07-2009 01:43 PM

I'm sorry I asked.

Leto 12-07-2009 01:47 PM

You just wait until you see what Santa brings you this year...


...a chocolate enema and a hard cock up the arse.

Pilot 12-07-2009 02:57 PM

Leto, I already recommended the Aneros to another person earlier this year in another thread. It's a winner. FOR MEN.

OANST 12-07-2009 03:04 PM

Ugh.

Pilot 12-07-2009 04:53 PM

Oh be quiet, you like it.

Sekto Springs 12-07-2009 07:08 PM

Oh, the laughs Mat will have when he remembers this thread years from now when he's helping Abbey pack for college and finds a huge dildo in her drawer.

Wings of Fire 12-07-2009 07:15 PM

He'll be smart to her taking a newfound interest in garishly coloured Transformers as well.

enchilado 12-07-2009 07:15 PM

This is six, she's sick.

That is... oh, you know what I mean.

Pilot 12-07-2009 07:16 PM

What does that have to do with finding a dildo in her drawers?

Leto 12-07-2009 09:19 PM

Because she'll have an Aneros too.

O.O

T-nex 12-08-2009 01:20 AM

You're all six!!!

MeechMunchie 12-09-2009 02:00 PM

I remeber ther used to be RC helicopters that shot each othe out of the sky with IR beams. And tanks which did the same thing, but you got an electric shock.

~Oprilthevykker~ 12-09-2009 03:04 PM

I used to love slip n' slides.. If that counts as a toy.

Pilot 12-09-2009 07:11 PM

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I used to love slip n' slides.. If that counts as a toy.
You mean those adult bed sheets? I hardly think that's appropriate.