Really? Then I should probably wear a chastity belt come Oddtour.

What?

I get the same thing... Except maybe the last bit. I only talk about that here, and infrequently.

Never! Get rid of it and have sex! Always!

Even I have my limits man!

Anyway, I'm scared Max might touch me inappropriately

Everyone! OANST Says this is the worst thread ever!



Anyway I think you guys should like... take .. confidence classes or something. Seriously. In the end, the key factor in getting a girl is confidence. If you don't have it, you'll have to run through loopholes to get what other guys get quite easily.

WoF: i'd be more scared of Nate. after all, he did touch the fucking Hamburger inappropriately.

famous words before hospital visit.

But Nate isn't coming to Oddtour, we're all safe.

I don't have confidence but I generally have some girls XD I think that I make the most of my stupidity to approach girl who are more stupid than me!

In effect, I don't see a v****a from... November 2008? XD

2 wrongs don't make a right.




i don't know what the fuck i'm talking about. i'm just having you on, AiN.

I don't think confidence is really the problem, but rather, I'm far to cynical to believe I have a chance. Also, I get the feeling people in my class find me creepy and strange. I think it might also be that I don't really know where to start or where to go, both figuratively and literally.

Not only that, I don't think I've met the right person yet.

I should make a blog sometime.

You're also fourteen, this is a bigger factor than you think.

:fuzzle: ...

If you are just trying to get up the courage to talk to the pretty girls, then yeah, you don't stand a chance. Have conversations with people. Talk about interests. These things happen naturally. As much as your penis may want to force the matter, it's not doing you any good. Don't listen to it. Your penis will make you sweaty, and nervous. No one wants to sleep with the sweaty nervous guy.

Can Abe even get it up? He's a sexless drone. If he even has a penis, it's only purpose is for urination.

Are you going to tell me you're into Abe and you're a urophile?

Lemme tell you guys, I'm glad we chose a game with such ugly characters. I don't think I could handle being a member of a forum that emulated characters it's fans could milk their merlin to. It's just downright scary and hilarious that there is a handful of people in the world who are turned on by Oddworld creatures. Who else remembers the newbie who had a stiffy for Aslik+Molluck eroticism?

This is why I'm not a member of any anime forums.

Oh yeah, it was that girl named Molluck's Lover or something.

And let's not forget about all the furries that had a thing for Stranger.

Shall I post my fanfic?

You must!

fuck sake.

and now i feel incredibly conscious of my user name. only named it that because i didn't know the name of the slig that got fried at the end of AO.

I always thought the fact that it completely lacks grammar is more damning.

So, a fair few OWF fans see Sligs as ensemble darkhorse characters, some complete weirdos have them as their avatars. Would these be Scalies or juest extreme sadist/masochists?

They would be Scalies..

More like furries with a fetish for reptiles. That shit makes no fucking sense.

Furries and Shipping are the only two things I can never understand about fandoms.

and for the fucking record: no, i don't have any sexual afflictions/fetishes concerning sligs, or any Oddworld creature, in fact. reason i like them is probably due to the fact they have guns, and are trigger happy. on the other hand, if someone was like that in real life, i would not like them. i would run the other way.

and the user name stays as it is as a reminder to myself never to let my grammar go downhill like that again. never have liked the idea of changing your user name, anyway.

damn you and your opinions, WoF.

I notice several members of this forum really want to get it on with a girl, but don't know how to start. I recommend following these simple steps:

1) Attract her attention, but don't let her know you're doing it deliberately. Eg, prepare a banana peel beforehand, slip on it as she comes and fall on her.

2) Start to talk about something. Anything. Except sex (this is very important).

3) Hold a conversation with her every day for a week (but never about sex).

4) Invite her over to your house to help with your homework.

5) Tell her you can't be bothered doing the homework any more. There's something else you'd much rather be doing on your desk right now.


However you approach a girl, never ask for sex. This might tempt her into sorry sex and you really don't want that.


Apart from this, I can't give you any more tips, except that you should never pay more than $1000 a night.

I can't describle the mental image I have now of AiN, a girl he's attracted to, a bridle and much piggyback riding.

Now that I've said this, I shall return to not posting in this thread.

http://i31.tinypic.com/28l5445.jpg

Crack Pairings are awesome.

She needs to wax her eyebrows.

I don't view multiverse shipping as shipping, that's just harmless fun.

Real shipping is srs bsns.