KhaBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM


I blew u up.

How? I'm so important my guards kill you MWAHAHA

KhaBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM


I blew ur guards up.

Oh dear oh dear.

Back ontopic:
And squeeze overgrown octopuses out of your abdomen all day?

Since when do glukkons have overgrown octopuses in their abdomen?

The most powerful Glukkons are the queens. The queens give birth to all the others. Glukkons evolved from octopus-type creatures.

I've never heard of a queen glukkon. Well then I'd be the most importand MALE glukkon. Ever. The presidente. General.

Also enchilado what would you use to kaboom my guards and me? There are no bombs for sale when I'm in charge. Also my guards would kaboom you first because they have the supervision installed since I was in charge :3

And Queen Maggie hardly has a charmed life; she's living under the strict rules and regulations of her undead grandmother. Très stressful, to be sure.

EDIT: posted mere seconds after AlienMagi

I previously had said "slig,"
but I do believe Shrykull would be handy...
Or is there some spiritual monster that makes Shrykull look like a slurg??? O_o

Sligs rock! I want to carry a minigun and butt-stroke helpless slaves all day :p

My son and I have even mimicked Slig speech while talking with each other. Weird...I know, but absolutely hilarious!

I'll be Stranger. He rocks. Totally.

Or I'll be Abe. Read "Abe's Expoddition" and you'll see he can really kick some backsides.

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I already posted I think but I'm reiterating, A slig in monsaic lines, how weird would that be for a slig, perhaps the first ever slig that becomes a shryk hehe

I dunno. You could go ask the ones that are there when Abe first learns how to possess.

Shameless self promotion at it's finest!

Or the twenty or so that block the way just past the entrances to Scrabania and Paramonia.

I'd be an elum crap.

So you'd spout from The Crappin' Elum? Or OANST's signature?

...I bet you're the 'O'.

I'd go with either a post-SW Steef or a Slig. I like the thought of running really fast and slamming into things and roaring and being all ... natural. As for sligs ..I dunno, I've always liked them.