Then what? What happens next?
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He gets syphilis and dies.
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My mate finally finished writing his book about cooking with herbs. Its about thyme.
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Oh, so it's puns now? This really opuns up a world of opportunity.
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A recent survey has shown that 43% of women have used vibrators...
The other 57% bought them new. |
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Why no dead babby jokes?
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How is babby formed
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With sperm shot out of a throbbing cock into a moist vagina.
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What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume. |
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Sherlock Ohms and the Case of the Broken Capacitor.
That was the best I could come up with. |
Baby's Revenge, by Nora Nippelof.
Cliff Suicide, by Yugo First. shit. |
Exploring Egypt by Rhoda Camel.
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Harry come quickly, Dumbledore has been in some sort of accident! OH MY GOD! Was it serious? No, it was Snape! Nerdy, yes I know! |
When people ask me what I do, I tell them I test rape alarms.
It sounds better than saying I'm a rapist. |
EDIT: already posted
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Necrophilia:
Putting the fun in funeral |
I'm sure the used that joke in the very first episode of Six Feet Under. Minus the necrophilia part.
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Q: What did Katie Price's legs say to each other?
A: Nothing - they've never met before. |
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NOTHING BECAUSE KATIE PRICE!!! LOLOLO |
lolwut
actually a mini lirl mini, but still existent more of a slight chuckle yes |
What did Deadpool say to the joker?
"You're funny." What did the joker say to Deadpool? "You're crazy." This is like 'HIT OR MISS: THE JOKE!' |
They're bringing out a new Barbie doll called "Internet Barbie", which is really a fat guy claiming to be a hot blonde.
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please stop
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how did the tightrope-walker die?
a massive brain haemorrhage, 6 broken ribs and a snapped spine. David Franks and a few other workers at the circus were meant to properly secure the safety net underneath James (the tightrope-walker), but they failed to do so competently and James fell to his unexpected death when he slipped during practice. one of the ribs pierced his left lung and the brain haemorrhage killed him instantly. isn't that hilarious Josh? |
So the survivor of a world shattering cataclysm is murdered for the money in her purse...
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MA, if you want me to stop telling sick jokes, either say it or stop acting like a total idiot.
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it's not that they're sick, it's just that we've all grown out of explosm
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