Old news.

Photoshop something.

I'll give it a shot.

A friend just told me they wanted their ass worked over. I'm not sure if I'm going to do it yet.

just give it a carrot. it'll be fine.





eh?

I wish that I could +rep you. That's my kind of humour. Excellent.

we seem to have swapped places, Oddjob.

What is the least straight thing you've ever done? Sounds better

I joined Oddworld Forums.

Dancing at a rave. Was going around without a shirt, had a glow stick sticking out of my pants and another was residing in my mouth. I tend to dance like a girl, though I learned how to do so from a guy. It left me looking like really, really gay.

Yup. I'd have been after you like Oprah after a baked ham.

No offence, but I thought you were gay anyway :happy:

So I don't see the problem

Being gay and acting really gay are two different things.

Can it be fairy time now?

Alcar...

It's always fairytime when you're here, sweetlips.

Roar! I'm not gay. *straight manly flexes*
Though according to my friends since I've started working out and wearing tight shirts I look gay. Sad days. Oh well as long as I'm reaching the demographic I'm looking for I guess it doesn't matter.

This is what we call the Tom Cruise/John Waters effect.

It's called being horrifically and stereotypically metrosexual, and people who do it for attention should be culled.

Saying that, I love what I did with my hair last night.

Is being metro an entirely superficial thing? What about in private? Do metros go all out and watch the Golden Girls marathon with a drum of Ben & Jerry's?

I would.

I think we need photographic evidence so that we can decide for ourselves.
I... uhhh... I think we need photographic evidence so that we can decide for ourselves.

I think we need photographic evidence so that we can decide for ourselves.

I... uhhh... I think we need photographic evidence so that we can decide for ourselves.

For the sake of irony people.

But yeah, it was momentarily straight. Your milleage may have varied.

I would have liked to see it.

This is the gayest thread ever. Stop being gay. Gays.

I licked my friend's dirty feet and axillae... and his nibbles.

I think you're using wrong English on purpose now.

Me love you long time.

AiN just...

no.

My hair is always straight. And long enough that I have been taken to be a girl from behind on 2 occasions. thankfully I've not been taken from behind, however.

Post a photo and we'll see what we can organise.