i got bit by a guinea pig once. and a daegu. also a horse.

i've been bitten by a lot of things.

Where's Rampage, I thought he wanted to be noticed?

Accustomed? Why don't you become more accustomed with MY ASS.

WOW cool, how about door locks, Einstein. :p

A Horse? Dear god, where did it get you? Any fingers lost?

I got chased by a horse. Fuck was that scary. Cut myself on a barbed wire fence trying to get out of the field.

Ummm..... excuse me?

it was more of a graize i think. i was trying to be clever by feeding this horse a carrot without being worried about its teeth. it sort of bit my finger instead of the carrot, and i pulled my hand out, causing the skin to come off.

it sounds worse than it actually was.

farmyard mice are little shits when it come to biting, so are hungry calves.
fucking everything bites.

:O Lol, "That was fuck scary".

Edit: I typed it correctly. You joker Pilot.

Would you guys stop?

I believe the correct phrase is:

"That was fucking scary"

/arsehole pedantry

cheeky cheeky Pilot.

HA.

Well, I type how I would say it :\

It was a stretch I know.

One day I will ban all of you.

This I swear.

@Pilot: you just keep spitting 'em out.

i might have to say 'yeehaw' in a minute.

Enough with the euphemisms Joe. Say what you mean.

Those locks can be tricksy. They dance in the shadows. Like Pilot.

If I danced in the shadows I'd never be noticed. I'm anything but that. ;)

A keyhole is smaller than a sparrow anyway xD, well, I think so.

It's like a big sedan trying to fit into a tight parking spot. One way or another with a little effort, you'll make it in there.

Not everything has to do with your sedan fitting into Josh's parking spot, you know.

I just went to take a leak.... and I was laughing so hard at this thread I couldn't keep it in the bowl.

You Assmonkeys!

you do know people are gonna keep bringing that back up in the future, as in; dont make Pilot laugh, he could miss the bowl.

! :fuzsad:

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Well, this thread has come to near extinction, I can feel that time coming again.

dont say that, you'll give Nate ideas.

Was it him who Necrumized the other thread? That was the best one! Suppose it is his job.

I'll just have to sit down next time. :p

No, don't say that! We're gonna keep rockin' forever man!

I only ever spat once.

If you hadn't of quoted it I would of changed it :P

Yerh this thread is the funniest thread I've come across.

Except for OANST's parking spot bit, right?