Max! What city! I demand to know so I can avoid it at all time. And for god sake don't say London...

What city do you think?

Norwich? :tard:

oh sacred intercourse 5/5

Sex on an altar, surrounded by people in robes, on a friday night?

Position #138.

When did this place get so openly smutty? :p

When you left. Welcome back.

Actually you're right - 'smut' is the perfect word to describe this thread and sums up perfectly what's been bothering me about it. We've had plenty of sex-based topics in the past but there's always been a certain veneer of class. Somewhere we appear to have lost our way.

Please return and lead us in the right path, oh our Richness!

Max...what do you see in the hospital which makes you want to wank?

..the dead.

I only saw one dead person, and that’s only because the stupid nurses took down the ‘do not enter’ sign off his door about ten minutes before the morguetricians got there and I wandered in unwittingly, knocking and uttering ‘Hello?’ as we do when curtains are drawn to respect the patients’ privacy. In retrospect I wish I’d just barged in and started shouting ‘What would you like for dinner?’ as though he were merely asleep. That would teach those nurses not to be so impatient. Instead I just retreated calmly and pushed a screen across the door so no one else would make the same mistake. Then the nurse came and shoved it out the way, looking rather annoyed. Stupid nurses. Except you, DI.

What in the hospital makes me want to wank? A male staff changing room that anyone could wander in to, but won’t because my shift ends so late.

you could say that, but it was on a sunday.
was actually a Curb Your Enthusiasm reference not got

smutsmutsmutsmutsmutsmutsmutsmutsmutsmut

when everyone stopped posting, er. WB Rich! :D Care to share your wanks with us?

I'm just amused that you didn't question why Friday-night sex would be so sacred (in Judaism, at least).

Is T.G.I.F. endorsed in the Torah?

No, public drunkenness is only encouraged on Purim (when, the saying goes, it's traditional to get so shickered that you can't differentiate between good Mordechai and evil Haman).

The sex theory goes that sex is, of course, a good deed. After all, the first commandment in the torah is "Go forth and multiply". The sabbath is a holy time, so having sex on the sabbath is a doubly holy act.

Following the same train of thought, could you not triple or quadruple the holiness if you elaborate your multitasking?

What about orgies on the Sabbath?

- Rexy

So... if you make sure that the chocolate syrup is kosher and have the electric sex-toys on a timeclock to turn on and off automatically? You're on to something here!

Is that a request?

don't eat pork, not even with a fork; can't touch this!

It’s good advice.

5/5 I love my girlfriend so much. She has a obsession with socks <3

I just wish she wouldn't sleep in until 12, then come out and grab me, smelling like bed and sweat >.>

Socks?

Knee-highs, of course. She won't get in bed without them...on me. <.<

And people say I'm weird?

They do, Havoc. They do.

I like to put nylon stockings over my head.



-and then go rob a bank

This is the best thing I've read in this thread. Possibly this forum.



Ever.

Wonderful.

5/5 :)