:lol: You're funny.

Now my feelings are hurt. Not only am I being called a troll (again) but the idea that my daughter is a product of some kind of unknown, released through the air form of rape is being spread about. You people should be ashamed of yourselves. I have never sunk this low. NEVER.

When kidnapping children do not harm the brains.

You leave my womb out of this you beast!

Ok, this is majorly off topic now. Stop talking bollocks and get back to the sex.

Well I got a hot girl now who wants nothing more but have sex with me... it owns.

Is she human? :P

Unfortunatly... :p but that doesn't mean I can't have a good time... :p

Is she alive and in control of all her faculties?

Yes that too. I'm doing good huh?

whoever says ewwww its just mad in the head

Ewwww, vagina.

Are you paying her monies, then?

Y HALO THAR BUTTSECKS!

:fuzconf:?..........:)That made no sense.

He said 'Why hello there buttsex!'... meaning he likes taking it up the bum, apparently.

:)I know that but....:fuzconf:Theres pretty much no subject or whatever in what he's saying.

Don't worry, it's just the bliss of randomness. And this is a thread and poll on sex, so why not? :p though I tend to think inserting a penis into a rectum would be rather unhygenic, and I shall be avoiding it when the time comes.

OMG unhygenic? God, I almost fell off the computer chair because I was laughing so hard. Nearly LMFAO there.

Har. I'm being funny when I'm trying to be mature, that's a bad sign :p or was it just the distict terminology?

PENIS!
RECTUM!

:pI think for me, sex will only take place in my mind. And I'm not even the one doing it in my head anyways, so happy virginity for me.

yay virginity! Long live...Well, in this age thats a hard thing to do...

By spores eh? But where is the physical burning passionate love? What a shame.
I'm sure as hell glad humans don't reproduce that way. I like messing around.
You know what they say: "Once you pop you just can't stop."

I know what you mean. Last Friday I was busy all day. And by busy all day, I mean having sex continually.

Tsk tsk. You need to be more open to things Sparky. I guess I can over look somethings if you're willing to join my harem though.

You've inspired me to become a eunuch.

No man wants to become a eunuch.. you're secretly a woman aren't you. Either way you shouldn't give up penis so fast.

I do. I would even pay money to become one. What use is sperm in a celibate profession?

Do you have some sort of sex phobia or something?
You know what they say: "Don't knock it till you try it."

No, I just like bread, wine, and the Supreme Being more than sex.

I've had my penis inside a few vaginas.

:)Wow, I thought that Disgruntled Intern guy just dissapeared off the forums for ages...And he returned, yay him.