You'll be pleased to know that both Microsoft and vBulletin have made their products so idiot-proof that I not only installed Microsoft Vista while insanely drunk, but I also upgraded to the latest version of vBulletin while also insanely drunk.

Alcar...

XDAmazing what modern technology can do.

If I was an admin for a day:
*I'd introduce the bold red custom title. This would be awarded to any member who I find is acting stupid/foolishly.
*I'd suspend any members using lazy typing for up to 12 hours. This is not a chatroom. You can actually put thought into what you type.
*Ban any new members who make threads without thinking. Eg. "IZ FANGUS IN PRODUCSHON YET?"

Great idea, looney-bin!:)

If i was admin for a day, i would make some purges, make a secret police, and banning should be called prison or gulag or, if it is forever banning, execution.