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Joshy 07-16-2005 01:13 AM

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Then shouldnt they show you how to do it. :p

Well, there's no correct way to do it, everybody has their own preference...

I'd rather they taught me how to put on a condom.

Coolmanbizkit 07-16-2005 02:13 AM

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Well, there's no correct way to do it, everybody has their own preference...

I'd rather they taught me how to put on a condom.

Im in year 9 and they taught us that in citizenship a couple of months back.

TheRaisin 07-16-2005 02:32 AM

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This is some of the most disgusting stuff I've ever heard of. I thought sex ed in the U.K. and other such places was progressive and stuff, but it seems they just show you a bunch of smut and let you learn through that. Ugh. What teenager needs to see a video of a penis ejaculating into an anus, and the semen seeping into cuts in the anus? *various religious invocations*

I'm never going to bitch about sex ed here in the states again.

Facsimile 07-16-2005 02:54 AM

Oh we had to watch American Sex Ed videos over here, and like all American educational videos they were shithouse.
They didn't focus that much on teaching about different pregnancy protections, but more focused on the message of "NEVER HAVE SEX". It was rediculous.
- "You can use condoms, blah, blah, etc. but really the only way to definitely not get pregnant is abstinence."
- "To protect yourself from STDs you should not have sex at all."

Joshy 07-16-2005 03:33 AM

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Oh we had to watch American Sex Ed videos over here, and like all American educational videos they were shithouse.
They didn't focus that much on teaching about different pregnancy protections, but more focused on the message of "NEVER HAVE SEX". It was rediculous.
- "You can use condoms, blah, blah, etc. but really the only way to definitely not get pregnant is abstinence."
- "To protect yourself from STDs you should not have sex at all."

Yeah, in Australia's Sex Ed, its just all about prevention of sex, i wish they actually taught us more about what happens if you do have sex, and the how to have safe sex...

Dino 07-16-2005 04:53 AM

Yeah UK sex ed is stupidly graphic, my class even dealt with the karma sutra. But at least it shows you how to have sex safely, and all the things that's involved, rather than being all conservative and "too politically correct to have a penis or vagina so sex is illustrated by hugging".

Rex Tirano 07-16-2005 10:14 AM

A month or so ago, we had our sex ed. It showed us graphic images of STIs. We were even subjected to a photograph of a baby born from a woman with an STI, it had crap in it's eyes and mouth and... It was disgusting.

We also watched Johnny Condom! The dancing condom, which told you about safe sex... Well, it sang. Enough said.

But I first had sex ed. in my last year of primary school. I was 10 years old at the time, and we were shown videos of people taking about and showing us how to have sex. We were also shown pictures of erect penises [peni?] and inside a woman's womb.

By this time, Boys and girls were spearated, and the girls were told about pregnancy and periods.

I don't think children of the age 10 and 11 should be subjected to this sort of stuff.

- Rexy

Alcar 07-17-2005 12:53 AM

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Yeah, in Australia's Sex Ed, its just all about prevention of sex, i wish they actually taught us more about what happens if you do have sex, and the how to have safe sex...

That's also because you've only seen sex-ed at a Catholic School. The Public Schools are more graphic. Plus, they get to put condoms on bananas! That's second best to putting one on yourself :p

Alcar...

Coolmanbizkit 07-17-2005 01:04 AM

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That's also because you've only seen sex-ed at a Catholic School. The Public Schools are more graphic. Plus, they get to put condoms on bananas! That's second best to putting one on yourself :p

Alcar...

I had to put them on courgettes.

Rich 07-17-2005 01:06 AM

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I had to put them on courgettes.

And I had to put it on a plastic model penis! :p

Coolmanbizkit 07-17-2005 01:09 AM

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And I had to put it on a plastic model penis! :p

There was little wooden ones, But i decided to use a courgette :p

Hobo 07-17-2005 01:47 AM

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By this time, Boys and girls were spearated, and the girls were told about pregnancy and periods.

I don't think children of the age 10 and 11 should be subjected to this sort of stuff.

You answered your own question. Girls can reach their first period at this age and get pregnant, better they know about how to deal with these things and what they are than fux0ring their lives.

Havoc 07-17-2005 01:47 AM

Ofcourse you can just do your homework and do it on your own :P

Leto 07-17-2005 02:41 AM

Yeah, but that wont exactly help you get rid of the title 'Sex crazed pervert 10 year old who searches on the internet for sexual education'. Yeah, it's a rather long title. :p

Just get taught in school. I don't see what is wrong here. O.o

Dark Elite_H2 07-17-2005 12:24 PM

Hiya, I'm back. So, what'I miss?

Hobo 07-17-2005 12:25 PM

Dark Elite_H2. On topic please. I'm sure all these masturbating peoples don't want to know that you're back. However female you are

Statikk HDM 07-17-2005 05:13 PM

(Said in Dr. Weird voice): "Behold for I have created a monster!"
Who knew I could get so much mileage out of jerkin' the gerkin? Props to myself for another thread cracking the 100 mark.
Back on topic: I've caught my brothers doing it. And they've caught me doing it. Its like Soviet era M.A.D. going down. They can tell. I can tell. Its just our little secret.

Joshy 07-17-2005 10:38 PM

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(Said in Dr. Weird voice): "Behold for I have created a monster!"
Who knew I could get so much mileage out of jerkin' the gerkin? Props to myself for another thread cracking the 100 mark.

Anything about sex usually generates lots of post.

Facsimile 07-18-2005 04:10 AM

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(Said in Dr. Weird voice): "Behold for I have created a monster!"
Who knew I could get so much mileage out of jerkin' the gerkin? Props to myself for another thread cracking the 100 mark.
Back on topic: I've caught my brothers doing it. And they've caught me doing it. Its like Soviet era M.A.D. going down. They can tell. I can tell. Its just our little secret.

So what happened? Did you just walk in the room and say 'Oh god' and walked back out?

I've never even near been caught, though it's not something I do in the middle of the day when everyone is home.

Dark Elite_H2 07-18-2005 06:24 AM

Ya know, Hobo. If you weren't such a jerk, people would like you more than today...:compmad: :bow:

AquaticAmbi 07-18-2005 09:45 AM

Dark_Elite_H2, Hobo is a Super Mod now, so you kind of have to listen to him.

Anyway, I would be thoroughly scarred for life if a family member walked in on me in my rare times of self-pleasure.

Dark Elite_H2 07-18-2005 09:54 AM

Aquatic, yeah I know it would be scary. I mean, I know I don't jill off, but if I did, and one of my parents came in, yeah, I'd be embarrassed more than ever.
And even if Hobo's a admin., he doesn't need to be such a jerk. He can be nice at times, ya know.

Rex Tirano 07-18-2005 10:15 AM

Dark Elite, he's not really a jerk. It's just your post was a tiny bit spammyfied. Better a nice comment then a warning.

Yeah, if my dad/brother came in whilst I was 'jilling' I would be horrified. But if you do it often, locks on doors would probably be advisable.

- Rexy

Abeguy 07-18-2005 11:57 AM

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Masturbating is healthy for men because it flushes out the system which can sometimes cause cancer... Or something like that.

yes yes, this was said all the way in the beginning but ah well, but I think that is why we have wetdreams

Hobo 07-18-2005 12:26 PM

What i heard was that you need to ejactulate 5 times a week to reduce your chances of prostate cancer by one third. Simple enough

Rich 07-18-2005 03:00 PM

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Yeah, if my dad/brother came in whilst I was 'jilling' I would be horrified. But if you do it often, locks on doors would probably be advisable.

Do it faster then, less cance of being caught. :p
I do it when my parents are asleep. Or watching a film downstairs. But I try to only do it when they're out.

used:) 07-18-2005 04:01 PM

I just do it in my room and put the fan on high.

I can't believe I'm replying to this.

big bro boogie 07-18-2005 04:12 PM

I usually do it when my folks are gone. But If they aren't gone, I need to check the house for where they are and try to do it very silent with my door shut.
And as far as I know, nobody ever caught me.

Leto 07-18-2005 04:40 PM

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And as far as I know, nobody ever caught me.
You just told us, so we caught you ;)

WHy the hell are people sharing how they do it? We dont want to know. :p

Alcar 07-18-2005 05:27 PM

It doesn't really matter with me. I do it at other people's houses :p

Alcar...