HP: 300
 

ZS: "No probelm, friend."
*ZS grabs five rocks and throws them at Grarr*
*Jumps into a nearby bush and hides*

*Performs three kicks on Grarr*
*Jumps into a tree*
*Throws a spear*
Mumoy: I'm much more different from a trained warrior. I am a Gunless Soldier.

HP: 300
 

*ZS gathers a bunch of rocks that are around the bush he is hiding in*
*His head pops up from the bush and looks around*
ZS: "All clear."
*Ducks back down into the bush*
*Throws two rocks at Grarr*

Grarr: foolish mistake ganging me
Grarr: ARRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHH
*goes into a rage*
*runs towards mumoy*
*jumps and round house kick mumoy*
*punches him 10 times*

Mumoy: You don't have to take this seriously. Even if I win or if I lose I'm still not goanna vote you out.
*Kicks Grarr four times*
*Throws two spears at him*
*Mumoy uses one med-pack*

HP: 300
 

*ZS picks up a spear and stabs Grarr twice*
*throws five rocks at Grarr*
*punches Grarr in the face twice and kicks him once*
*throws one rock at Grarr*
*ZS looks over at Mumoy*
ZS: "He's all yours! One more stab from a spear and he's done for!"

(OOC: I have been doing my math, heh heh)

*Throws a spear at Grarr*
*Mumoy walks over to ZS and shakes his hand*
Mumoy: Thanks for helping me. Have 250 moolah.
*Looks at Grarr*
Mumoy: Hey man, don't worry. I'm not voting you out. I have to make sure just you and me are in the final two.
*Looks back at ZS*
Mumoy: The name's Mumoy. What's yours?

*ZS looks over at Mumoy*
ZS: "Me? Oh. My name's ZS."
*scratches the back of his head*
ZS: "That was fun..."

ooc: that was unfair, you guys gang attacked me, and you gave me no time to reply to your attacks thats breaking the rpg rule

(OOC: Okay. I know how to settle this. I automaticly die. Don't worry, because I don't care. I just wanna get this over with. We pretend the whole 'gang' thing never happened and I was defeated. It sounds like an offer you'll never refuse, doesn't it?)

*Mumoy falls to the ground*
Mumoy: Ugh! I cease fire! I cease fire!
*He shakes on the ground, covered in bloody scars*
Mumoy: IT was my first time fighting, anyways.
*He tried to pick himself up, but he fell hard to the ground*

ooc: that seems fair, i just used my calculater and i still had health left, man zs dealt 69 damage in one post, unfair huh

*sits down*
*breathes heavily*
Grarr: you fought well mumoy, but we cant always win

*Mumoy, still lying on the ground, sleeps and fades into a dream*
*He found himself standing in a dark room*
Voice: DON'T tell me that happened.
Mumoy: What are you talking about? Where am I and who are you?
Voice: You are in your mid-fantasy, Mumoy. I am the Dark Spirit of Oddworld.
Mumoy: You're a spirit that can contact me in my dreams.
Dark Spirit: Yes. Now come by me and sit down. We have alot to discuss.

(OOC: Sorry about the ganging up thing and the unfair post thing)

ooc: no problem zs, i probably would have done that in your position as well. sliguy101 when you said dark spirit did you mean the one from new world rpg?

Grarr: what now?
*starts to climb a tree*
*licks his wounds when he gets to the top*

(OOC: Well, I would say yes. This is two years in Oddworld time before the whole 'New World' thing kicks in)

*Mumoy sat down next to the Dark Spirit*
Mumoy: What is this all about.
Dark Spirit: Silence! I will talk and you will listen!
*Mumoy flinches a little bit*
Dark Spirit: Sorry, Mumoy. I have a few anger issues. Enough talk about that, for I want to make you an offer. I've heard the winner gets all access to the island. Now I want you to win under my purposes.
Mumoy: Why?
Dark Spirit: Be quiet! When you win, I want you to find an underground cave. Inside at the end is a cyrstal. If you give it to me, I will handsomly reward. So, my friend, what do you say?

*ZS walks over to Mumoy*
ZS: "You alright, buddy?"
*picks up a stick and starts poking Mumoy with it*

*falls out of the tree*
Grarr: argh, ouch!
*walks over to mumoy*
Grarr: is he ok?, he doesn't look so good, i think i know how to wake him up
*spits in mumoy's face*
Grarr: nope hes not awake, don't tell him i did that

*ZS looks at Mumoy, then at Grarr*
*scratches the back of his head*
ZS: "Tell him you did what now?"

(OOC: Did I mention that my character is also a little bit stupid too?)

*Mumoy is still in his dream next to the Dark Spirit*
Mumoy: Wait a second. Why in the name of Odd would you want the crystal?
Dark Spirit: Ummm. Welllll. You think about this deal for a while, Mumoy.
Mumoy: Okay then. Can I wake up now?
Dark Spirit: Not yet. We have more things to talk about besides the deal.

*starts poking Mumoy with the stick*
ZS: "Come on, wake up... Wake up, sleepyhead."
*looks over at Grarr*
ZS: "...I think he's dead."

Mumoy: So what is it about this whole 'New World' thing?
*The Dark Spirit was getting nervous, so he made up a lie*
Dark Spirit: Foolish Mumoy. I'm making a brand new world called.....erm....New World! It'll be filled with happy things like sunshine and flowers and all those kinds of things!
Mumoy: Are you sure?
Dark Spirit: There's no more time for talk Mumoy. I'm sending you back to reality now.
Mumoy: But wait! I have more questions!
*Mumoy wakes up and looks around*
*He looks at ZS*
Mumoy: Erm. Hello ZS. Why is there spit on my face?

*ZS puts the stick down*
ZS: "Oh yay, you're alive. Uhhh.... I don't know, I think Grarr did it but I don't remember stuff too good."
*stands there for a few seconds*
ZS: "I swear, I was not poking your dead-ish body with a stick!"