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JennyGenesis 09-11-2011 09:58 AM
I'm sure I've explained this plenty of times before, guess I'll explain it again.

I'm allowed to have sex with others whilst he's away, as soon as he gets back, no, I can't go sleeping around no more.

Jordan 09-11-2011 10:04 AM
Is masturbation not enough?

JennyGenesis 09-11-2011 10:06 AM
No.

MeechCrunchies 09-11-2011 10:09 AM
That's why I don't do LDR any more.
Sure, I'm allowed to sleep around,but after a while,
I'm pretty sure I don't want to be with you,
what with having someone to sleep with,
befriend, and have a pretty good relationship with here,
and you being 1000 miles away.

JennyGenesis 09-11-2011 10:20 AM
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That's why I don't do LDR any more.
I had an LDR and I didn't sleep around just because I wasen't allowed.

Jordan 09-11-2011 12:53 PM
If I were in a long distance relationship (and I have been) I would not allow my other half to sleep with others and would expect them to have the same attitude.

Nate 09-11-2011 06:41 PM
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So uh, yeah.
Yesterday was very....interesting :stare:

In a nutshell,
We fooled around in the shower (shits and giggles)
then on the couch (more shits and giggles)
then had sex for an hour,
got booted out of the house last night and had sex in the car,
almost had a threesome,
went to a sex shop and bought a vibrator for my girlfriend,
my nympho friend nearly bought a 10 pound dildo,
and I walked through Walmart with a box of Condoms on my head.
:goof::rolleyes::smokin:
Why would you buy a vibrator for your girlfriend after having sex for an hour? Why would she need a vibrator if you were able to keep it up for an hour?

Strike Witch 09-11-2011 10:50 PM
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I already look like a vampire, I'm just not one. Nor do I have any plans on becoming one in the near future.
If modern day movies have taught me anything, vampires these days look like Hipsters.

Or the Norwegian entry at Eurovision.

Alcar 09-12-2011 05:27 AM
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If I were in a long distance relationship (and I have been) I would not allow my other half to sleep with others and would expect them to have the same attitude.
Ugh. How 20th century :p

Alcar...

MeechCrunchies 09-12-2011 07:11 AM
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Why would you buy a vibrator for your girlfriend after having sex for an hour? Why would she need a vibrator if you were able to keep it up for an hour?
We don't see each other except on weekends,
and even though it's not as good, she's happy with it,
and it's an alright replacement until we get together again :)

T-nex 09-12-2011 07:35 AM
Psh you cant please your gf from a distance with your dick? What kind of boyfriend are you??

JennyGenesis 09-12-2011 12:01 PM
Should have gotten her one of these, I'm quite sure that a couple could have ALOT of fun with one of these.
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.c...or-package.jpg

Havoc 09-12-2011 12:13 PM
I think those digital sex toys lose their appeal really fast. Never tried one, but I can't imagine that being fun for more than a few minutes.

JennyGenesis 09-12-2011 12:20 PM
It was designed to work with this, I would find it funny to get a girl to put the vibrator between her legs whilst I play the game.
http://collectorsedition.org/uploads...ga_sega_25.jpg
Plug it into the USB of the Playstation 2 and it vibrates along with the beat of the music, vibration aside, the game is amazing! The device was also compatable with Space Channel 5: Part 2

It was only today that I found out that the Xbox 360 version of Rez has the same feature even though I've owned it since 2008, you can link up controllers to simply vibrate along with the beat of the music, I put a 2nd controller in my pocket just to try it and it was far too vigorous for me! I think this video should explain all!


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