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I'm watching an anime called BECK: Mongolian Chop Squad on the internet because I'm not giving Japanese people my money.

I like it, and the music's good (it's about a band), but the language barrier makes me lol because they sing in Engrish.

Look up a song called 'The Revenant Choir' by Versailles. If you want to lol at English, you've got the perfect one.

I quite enjoyed Transformers:ROTF

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Why the hell are you guys praising Transformers. I saw it and it is the worst film ive seen since disaster movie.

That's because your eyes do not pick up the "Giant Robot" spectrum.

So far, Kastere is the only person I know of on here who liked it.

Because it was 2 and a half hours of robots kicking the shit out of each other
Why the fuck did you watch disaster movie?

Seriously, why the fuck?

Saw ice age 3 today twice loved it, love the series lol

The first movie was fine. the second was retarded. This one had that long fucking advert that pissed me off. Also Queen Latifah. Why can't she fuck off?

I haven't seen the third Ice Age, but the subtitle is 'Dawn Of The Dinosaurs'? How the FUCK do mammoths AND man, come before Tyrannosaurus Alan and his chums?

Or maybe there's some stupid thing that covers the plot hole with a retarded twist. If anyone has seen it, please spoil the film for me now before I throw a chair at my grandmother.

Three words.

The Lost World.

Richard Hammond is THAT old!?

Ah ha, someone has a Richard Hammond crush!

I saw two films last night. Both of them were great. First, we went to the theatre and saw Moon. It would be very difficult for me to explain the movie since there is a plot twist about half an hour in that dominates the tone of the rest of the film. Wouldn't want to ruin it. Also, it was written and directed by David Bowie's son.

The second movie I saw was Let The Right One In. I was fucking blown away by this one. It's a Swedish vampire/coming of age film that is so goddamned pitch perfect from beginning to end that I would have to say it's the best film to ever come out of either of those categories. Seriously. Fucking watch Let The Right One In.

I can guarantee that Richard Hammond is NOT my desktop wallpaper. Just, felt like confirming that.

I watched The Boondock saints today, 'twas very good althought it ended too abruptlty for my likeing and there wasn't enough Billy Connely

That movie was ahead of the curb in terms of the ending.

Transformers 2. That movie was pure shit. I went in expecting just an action romp, what I got was a pile of shit. The story line is too fucking retarded to go "Oh its just an action movie". Its like every night Michael Bay took every drug imaginable and that is how the plot for T2 was made. There were too many characters and side storylines that didn't need to be there and felt stupid. Worst of all the action wasn't even that good. There are only two good fight scenes, one its hard to tell what the fuck is going on, the other is at the end when you dont even care anymore and wonder if you should just walk out right now or not. I would rather watch Meet The Spartans 100 times over than see this pile of Michael Bay's cum shit again.

I've watched Disaster Movie in the theater... :(

Today, I saw Borat for the first time. Not as bad as I thought it'd be. I got quite a few laughs out of it. I've seen better, though.

You've seen better what? Mockumentaries?

Ace isn't it?

The plot confused you? It was pretty straightforward and they explained it like four times.

Here, let me explain it.
Spoilers, bitches.
Soundwave (the satellite, also my favorite transformer) finds out that the piece of the Energon cube the military has is not guarded against his cat that can vomit knives. He ejaculates said cat to retrieve it. The cat, being a lazy bastard like all cats, vomits some knives to do the job, they're successful. Meanwhile, Soundwave dicks around in space and finds out Megatron is at the bottom of the ocean being molested by octopi. Realizing that he's a Decepticon and therein a big hypocrite, Soundwave decides to save Megatron by releasing a message to some Construction robots so colourful they should be in a mechanized ensemble of The Village people through the satellite he's tentacle raping

Said Robots hook up with Soundwave's cat and take the energon shard from him because real men abuse animals. After falling into the ocean like reatrds and sinking deeper into the ocean like retards and removing the Octopi like retards they finally manage to bring Megatron back form the dead. Hail Satan!.

Megatron fucks off from Earth because he wants to get as far away from the Octopi as possible. Starscream makes an appearance and promptly gets the shit kicked out of him for trying to save some unborn children. An old bearded robot that looks like it should be in the final sequence of The Mtrix Revolutions appears to tell Megatron that he needs to fuck shit up and eat a young human child's brain so he can find out where the Machine that will blow up our sun is.

When does the giant robot with exposed testicles come into it? That's the part that I want to hear about.

Devastator (The huge as fuck robot in the Trailers who gobbles the sand up) is composed of all the constructicons. One of them is a Crane. There are two wrecking balls in his crotch area. They showed them like 4 times before there was a joke.

The main storyline didn't confuse me, it was just so fucking stupid I think the three year olds in the theater were too smart for it. The included too many side stories and extra characters not needed and at the end did not explain what happned to about half of them.

What, you couldn't come to a conclusion by yourself?

The budget for this movie was what $200 million? They have more than enough money to at least finish half of what they started.

Started what?

Explain to me what unfinished side stories there are.