I have 130 posts! I'm hardly a Newbie anymore!

I consider my self experienced in many areas not only posting... (ooooer Mrs!)

3. Human Flesh.


What? O_o *twitch*

Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 135


Nope, you're still a n00blet. :p

I'm sure this one has already been done, but hey, let's have a go at it again:

Top 10 worst pickup lines:

1) "So...wanna have sex?"

She's an über nüblet.

And Mac you can't just change the top ten list, we haven't even got to #5 yet!

4. Chocolate. Yes, I consider it a munchie. Honestly, I should be overweight with the amount of chocolate, not to mention all the other crap I eat.

Alcar...

Probably a combination of exercize and fast metabolism. I have the same thing, I eat tons of junk and stay the same size, but the minute I stop exercizing I start to gain weight.

Heh, I love my metabolism. I eat and eat and eat. And i'm still incredibly skinny.

Bleh, mine's crap. Eat nothing. Am Underweight. Still Look Fat.

anyway:

5. erm. Garlic Bread. Yes.

6: Vegetarian delux PIZZA! Infact any pizza! Mmmmm... pizza!

*CB starts to drool on her keyboard at the prospect*

7. Uhh.... I like pancakes YES!! I love em sooo much :)

Que?

Ah, I see. I thought it was done with and abandoned.

8) Cheese and crackers. Seriously. I eat so much.

9) salt and viniger(sp?) crisps
yummy :)

stop with the crisps/chips... be more inventive!

10: "The Ultimate" Chow Mein Pot Noodle... SANDWICH!!! The bread must be white,
thick and very cheap!

Vinegar.

10. Galaxy chocolate.

Top ten coolest hobbies:

1. Airsofting.

Oooops! Posted the same thing twice! Bear of little brain! :blush:

I can actually post in this one...

2: Shagging!...

Its mearly a leisure activity if it doesn't resolve in pregnancy innit... and besides for some its a profession!!! ;)

3. Anything I don't do.

That really isn't appropriate.

4: Constructing model starships.

I think that it is acceptable, as long as she doesn't go into much detail, if she thinks that sexual intercourse is a good hobby, then I would be fine if she stated that.

yes.

VASTARD!

5. Hanging around with Sid, if anyone knew her ya know what i meant.

6. Taking the piss out of people.

7. Talking to CJ and Henna on msn.

Oh come on people... REAL hobbies please. IE snowboarding, guitar, graffiti, whatever. I don't want any more of this joke crap.

Yeah, Big D has a point.

Big D...*snickers*

8) Ghitaring!

Oh here we go. :|

9. going shopping

10) running...as in...track team. Yes.


Top 10 worst items to give as a birthday gift.

1: A removed ingrown toenail.

2. siblings

How is it possible to give siblings as a birthday gift? "Here have my brother, if you don't like him I've still got the reciept so you can take him back to the womb I got him from and ask for a re-fuck."

i meant:
if your siblings are born at your birthday, it's not always a reason to be happy.
your parents might say: "oh, look. what a nice gift for you!"
*looks at her sister*

3. a 5 years old bogey. yum.

4. Clothes. Especially those that don't fit.

5. Gardening shit. Unless they like gardening, then don't give them any.

6. school stuff. (books, etc...)

7. Girls underwear......

8. diet books

9. Yellow bb's.

10. the ultimate teletubby dvd collection


top 10 cars you want to have

1. Mazda MX8

2. Citroen Pluriel, colour: orange

3. Aston Martin V12 Vanquish.