I hate em both.... McD

Winter or Summer??

Winter.

Computer or TV?

computer

mum or dad?

Mum

Lets' see now...

Ché Guevara or Josef Stalin?

(Where the hell did that come from ?! :p)

Josef Stalin

Vietnam or Korea

EDIT: Bollocks, I looked at the wrong page!

Korea. Far more Uber.

Death vs. Near fatal wounding

Near Fatal Wounding

Communism or Capitalism.

Communism.

Hobo's New Avatar VS Ché Guevara?

Ché, by far. I have no clue how Esus could ever have taken sides with Stalin, either:p

Flourescent or incondescent? (sp? I don't feel like making sure)

It's incandescent. You also got "Flourescent" wrong, as I'm sure they don't put flour in lightbulbs. ;) And I prefer incandescent. Fluorescent lights are too... cheap.

Kill ignorance or kill hate?

Ah, I see there error of my ways. Normally I'd just pop them into Word for corrections, but I was feeling far too lazy today. I slept 13 god damned hours, so I'm feeling a tad light-headed.

Kill hate.

Microsoft or Macintosh?

Microsoft
Nemisis or Tyrant?

Nemisis

Abe's Oddysee or Abe's Exoddus?

AE.

Totally killing some really arrogant ass in an argument - someone you REALLY hate and has had the upper hand until now, or having sex with a really hot woman?

;)

Sex... Victory... Sex... Victory... Ragh! So hard to choose!

Well... sex... Yes. I will choose secks.

Being hit in the groin with a football or baseball?

Football. I know from experience.

Guitar or sitar?

Guitar, the sitar annoys me.

Modem dialling tone vs Wrong number tone. Which is more annoying?

Modem. Holy SHIT thats annoying.
If you could kill either all of the loud and arrogant people in the world or all of the smelly and ignorant people in the world, who do you kill?
Double Header: Who wins an arm-wrestling match between Slobodon Milosovic and Saddam Hussein?

smelly and ignorant
Slobodon Milosovic

In a fight, you would win between Tony Blair and George Bush

That ones been done to death.

Blair, 'cause hes British :p

Red Muse or Hobo in a fight with broken bottles?

Hobo.

Who would win?

:devil: or :crying: ?

You have obviously never seen Muse angry :p

oh the crying one.

Topless men vs. Topless women

Women.

Halo 2 vs. Doom 3

Halo 2. Blatently.

Me Vs. My Secret hobo Clone

You.

Me vs. Red Muse.

You...what with your guns and all...unless Muse is bulletproof...hmm...

Which would you rather have on your face:

Someone's crap or someone's barf?

Blech. To be honest, I would rather have the one with less germs. I'd probly prefer crap because;
A. it's not as wet or foul as barf
B. Is all natural
C. Is probly easier to clean off.

I wouldn't like either on my face.

Which tastes better?

Mac n' Cheese or Toasted Cheese sandwich

Mac N' Cheese!

Which is more annoying?

Barney singing rap/hip-hop or Scooby Doo reading the constitution out loud to the nation?

Ugh.. that bloody dinosaur, by far..

Which is worse?

Being a hockey goalie with no mask or being a hockey goalie with no cup?

No mask.

Me Vs. Rest Of The Forums Staff.

rest of the stuff
=P

beef or chicken?

Chicken, definately. Beef? Ugh, don't talk to me about beef. I tend to hate most of it.

Stupid and good looking, or intelligent and ugly?

Alcar...

intelligent & ugly. Worked well for me for 15 years ^^

Alcar Vs. Me

Alcar, for obvious reasons.

Trees or Bush's

Bush's for obvious Innuendo reasons.

Mugs vs. Glasses

Glasses.

Bitters or Lagers

Lager

Day or night

Night

Red vs. Blue :p

red.

hot pants or strings?

hot pants. But not on me of course. Much rather have them on *****! Wouldn't you ferill :p

Sequels vs. Prequels