...talking with a mouthful of cheese from...
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...Bloody Teeth! This soon turned to pandamonium when...
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Jesus walked on water. Ha It was says one of his...
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fingers had a big fat...
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mouth that said...
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"Bring me to your leader" So they all brought him to Satan and.....
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Pissed on Jacob's mutha, who...
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is retarded and so they all got mad and...
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ate John the cows granny, cause she tasted like...
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John Travolta in a thong. After they did this they...
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... Ran around naked under the full moon for...
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2 hours with chickens flying over them to block buster wich we all know is owned by the stupidest...
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Monkey named George. George loved to eat ice cubes for breakfest but for lunch he...
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Ran around eating to pride of the human race witch tasted like...
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...salmon gumballs that turned into a flying fruitbat in a reindeer costume for Arbor day, so he planted some trees and...
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the trees grew out of his head for some odd reason as well as a pair of antlers that were stolen from a 7 11 at 2:30 in the morning the other day. So his high was high and his low was low and he knew he was a 2 but the 8 needed a 9 because 1 and 3 saw a 6 that was.....
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visited Jacobs nasty gay site and then went off the topic. A bird flew in the methane and was devoured by...
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Georgia Peaches, that taste alot like Jacobs Gay site which reminded George about...
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an Imp called Fred
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Who Shot a High ranking Mod named...
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Bob the almighty
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Who was Sydney's best friend, so when He died, Aclar and Abe Babe saw a chance an threatend Sydney to make them MODS.
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Once the forums heard of this they all got Rottweilers so they could make them tickle all the mod's.....
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tummies! But as they were doing this, a legion of killer penguins came rushing onto the scene with their rubber ducky hand granades and...:D
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...huge blobs of doggie drool that takes your eyes out and sends them to another dimention where Aliens envaid all the planets that are covered in swiss cheess and peperoni pizza with anchovies and...
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Non-pork Sausages *Gasps* "No it can't be!"
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But yes! It was true! The sausage was KOSHER! And it had no pork! Since this was such a horrible tragedy to all none Jewishes, the Jahovas Witnesses decided rebel against the Jews, going from door to door trying to convince them to join their legion of the boring non-celebraters, or die. Very little of the Jews converted to Jahovas Witnessesism or whatever they're called, but the ones that did.....
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Hey! i'm jewish for your info!
Found out their mistake and committed suicide, because they had had been a Putz, then George...
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...Bush decided to kill everyone and take all their money for the fun of it! Then the cows decided to eat him because he looks like a monkey with a huge head and...
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Whats with the white Squares with Red X's above our posts?
Evil Bunions for teeth, so they all ate there way out of...
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...dental school, then thought it would be nice to build a rocket to mars and...
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Wet there beds when they past the Planet...
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Uranus. Once they wet their beds, they all stuck dirty bandades in their ears to pay homage to their king....
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Koopa. Who was at one time a huge reptile in a video game called Super Mario Bros. But then Koopa was sent into a movie and turned into a half man half T-Rex played by Dennis Hopper. After that he became a...
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microscopic single celled organism. After the Uranus bed wetters discovered their beloved king had been turned into plankton, they....
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...chose a new king. The fat and ugly music artist known as "Meatloaf". With meatloaf on their side, they could now...
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...rule the Urining Uranians and eat all the meatloaf the want! They were so very happy, until...
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...they heard the guy sing. They decide to then...
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eat the chickens
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that were stuck between the sofa cushions. Once meatloaf was gone, they took on a new king, The Artist Formaly Known As Prince Who Is Now Known As King. After that they...
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