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Cos she was talking to a wall, and i made a joke, and she swore...and she was my inferior... |
Jacob is right. Ugly people shouldn't breed.
We need control over Doris and co before they destroy our sweet society with their 20+ children and vile slime. Anyone who dissagrees can go live with them, that's what I say! |
I have another story, lol, my life truly is a sitcom!!
Anyway, i went clubbing last night and drank lots and lots and lots and loooooaaaads!! Anyway, club ended at around 2:00 and me and my friends all headed to were we were gonna stay. Anyways, i was walking ahead and there was a rather rounded man ahead of me. Anyway this happened; Me: "Excuse me, please..." Fatness: "You what? Are you an Asylum Seeker???" Me: "Erm...no." Fatness: "Well you said 'excuse me' like an Asylum Seeker!!" Me: "Well, do i look like an Asylum Seeker? Do they dress as good as me...??" Fatness: "Are you getting clever wit' me, mate??" Me: "Bye...!!" And then i ran away, as his fatness was starting to ripple towards me and the last thing i needed was a massive brawl outside a club. Although it would be interesting...A group of Goths, Punks, Sk8rs and Indies all kicking the shit out of a fat bastard who floored me...heheheh!! Yeh, so...im gonna start a massive revolution...could you imagine the amazingness that would be that?!? Yes...i am still abit pissed... |
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And that Asylum Seeker bit was a pretty random thing for him to say. |
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And yes, it was random. Although his cellulite rippled in a pretty random way... |
Wow this post got a lot farther than I thought it would
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ugly people will take at least 3 shotgun slugs in the head, and they still might get back up again! But luckly, their oily skin is highly flammable, so burn them all!!!!!! |
A little off-topic, but Jacob reminds me of the kid from Catcher in the Rye. Anybody else see a reseblence (personality-wise). Back to the topic, it would be so ironic if Jacob was to post a picture of himself and he was like 800 pounds... and hideous... and a women!:lol: :lol:
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My mums around 800 pounds...well, thats a lie...more like 850...
A guy stated to me today "I f*cked your mum!!" and started laughing, i was confused and replied with "So, you like animal sex...??" It was one of those amusing incidences that takes place between the socially crippled and the socially superior...entertaining though. |
I saw two shocking occurances yesterday -
1) The first one was whilst i was in the shop 'Game'. Anyway, as i was looking at the new Dvd's that were gracing the shelves, i noticed out of the corner of my eye...a rather...interesting looking male. So i turned to him...and, yes, he was rather fit. His arms were so...yum. His face was very...Mrow and his body was g-o-r-geous!! The only bad points were his appauling hairstyle and his clothing. But i'd still perform with him. But as i watched as he slowly walked down the shop...coming towards me like some...Baywatch...person...i noticed his hand was linked with somebody elses...a females...a...a...a creature. Her fingers were paved in Gold rings...her wrist had rows upon rows of Gold armlets and her...her height...she looked like one of the 7 dwarfs that had just had a shave. Her hair was bleach blonde and her white, short, skimpy, tacky dress was appaulingly showing her tree-stumpish legs. They passed me...and i literally laughed out loud...at that point i then ran from the store. Mainly because of the fact that i must've been seen as some freak, laughing loudly at the Dvd rack... 2) Let me set the scene. I have just darted out of Game. I am proceeding down the street, scanning the area for cute people who will rid me of that vile vision of the grotesque globule of skin and fat. As i search around i notice something...a pink something...my eyes look...and...and there i see it...a greasy hair, heroin addict in a pink (and obviously short) dress. She was with this other creature who was dressed in sports wear with bleach blondeness and her roots showing. As i watched in horror this beast then leant up and kissed...as in...passionate...her boyfriend...he...he was filth ridden...literally...and on a bike, stolen...obviously...i was mortified and ran...ringing up one of my friends to state "YOU NEVER GUESS WHAT HORROR I HAVE JUST ENDURED!!". In conclusion its obvious that these things will have mate recreationally without protection. Their small, diseased sperm/eggs will meet...and produce, yet another, creature. Not only will this creature be born into a family of filth and dirt...but it will most likely be born with AIDS. HIV. Or some other, random, STD that, that kind obviously carry. In a perfect world those beasts will carry on mating recreationally without protection...but in a perfect world, AIDS and HIV kills their kind in under 5 minutes...yes...i would proudly stand on top of a high rise block of flats, watching as blood seeped from their eyes, nostrils and ears...watching as they rolled on the floor in agony, feeling the disease rip apart their insides...watching as slowly each one of those diseased low lifes rapidly wipe themselves out... Of course, you get bad and good wherever you go. But its a proven statistic that 99.8% of f*cked up Heroin addicts are going to be the ones who are racist, sexist and homophobic...and that 97.7% are from filthy backgrounds. So i urge you, lets help them get out of poverty. Pick up a bottle, fill in with a highly flammable substance and put a flaming piece of rag in the top of it. Wait til they're all off their faces with crack (not good crack either) and throw...then listen to the crackling of their morbidly tic-ridden flesh... |
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mmmm....Sexually Transmitted Diseases that's a funny story, but, why'd you bring this thread back? |
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Coz this thread is interesting and makes my mind work.... |
oh, okay!
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I've been thinking, what if we make a rule that if you're ugly/poor/Townies [i.e - both]. Then if you have kids, those kids are neutered when they become sexually developed. Their Sperm/Eggs are then stored in a special bank, and if the kids turn out to be pretty/upstanding citizens they get to have kids. But if they don't, and basically turn out to be wankers...then their Sperm/Eggs are burnt/destroyed in some other flammable fashion. I believe this will not only stop underage pregnancies, but also weed out the inbreds...
Discuss... |
I think ugly people should be allowed to breed, no matter how ugly they are, or unsuccessful or poor or whatever.
My reason: I'm an ugly person! |
Let's extend this to cover another group of people, now, these people are the thcary sort...as in...they're the kind to act all innocent and oblivious, but really...they're not...they want your money, they want your daughter, they want your life...they're -
Disabled people. Should they be allowed to breed? I don't mean one disabled, one "abled" person bearing children, i mean two disabled people. Discuss... And Javelin... |
Are we talking mentally retarded, or someone confined to a wheelchair?
And Jacob, as I've said before, you're not as good looking as you make yourself out to be, so keep in mind that technically, a lot of these rules could be applied to you. Then again, you're a flaming homosexual, we don't have to worry about you getting anyone pregnant, now do we? ;) |
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But my question on your manifesto is whether you would allow either: a) someone goodlooking and someone ugly to breed (if they wanted to) b) someone goodlooking but unfortuneately poor to breed. and also, if ugly/poor/stupid people want to have kids, can they adopt/foster the child of someone good-looking/rich/smart? |
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Isn't that the how the saying goes? Anyhoo... IMHO ugly or less able bodied... go for your life... ruck like rabbits! But people who are lacking in intelligence... for those of us in the UK I'm talking charvers / chavas / townies and I guess for you guys across the pond "trailertrash" (not too sure on the terminology there!) there should be restrictions! Bringing kids up into that lifestyle... NO WAY! But thats just a few of my own personal thoughts on the matter.... |
Wow.
2 years ago, this topic was started. AND IT STILL LIVES. *gasp* |
'a) someone goodlooking and someone ugly to breed (if they wanted to)'
Do not be ridiculous. That's like saying "Hey, lets have a black man have kids with a white woman!!" it's crazy!! But no. It would contaminate the gene pool and more than likely lead to some kind of uprising. 'b) someone goodlooking but unfortuneately poor to breed.' Yes. But their child would be given to somebody rich. And worthy. Silly poor people. Being all...poor...and shtuffs. 'and also, if ugly/poor/stupid people want to have kids, can they adopt/foster the child of someone good-looking/rich/smart?' The UPS [Ugly Poor and Stupid] do not have "wants" or "needs". They do not even have rights. At best they are kept in solitary confinement for their organs. At worst they are burnt/carved up for meat/experimented on. 'Are we talking mentally retarded, or someone confined to a wheelchair?' Oh, the mentally ill. 'And Jacob, as I've said before, you're not as good looking as you make yourself out to be' That was a bad photograph and carry on with such Liableness and i will do what any of you Americans do best...sue. 'AND IT STILL LIVES. *gasp*' Because much like my once living son, i sealed this topic in a plastic bag to keep its freshness... |
I would prefer to stop those with low IQ's breeding than the ugly.
Low IQ = Chav/Yob No more low IQ's, no more Chavs/Yobs. |
what actually are townies?
oh, and can we take the next person who says "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder" out of the gene pool as well. Preferably in a manner involving spikes, blades and rabid scorpions |
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Basically tracksuit wearing, law breaking underclass! Who are sadly taking over Britain! Check this out... www.newcastlestuff.com click on the icon "CharverCentral" thats flashing as a sovereign ring... on the right of the screen! :
Shoot me! ... Where is Ferill when you need him? |
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Alcar... |
Alcar, your equal-viewed ways are not welcome in my dictatorship of the pretty...shoo.
The Underclass...wow...hey, what do i do to get my title thing changed? Like yours is 'The Oddworld Mafia' I want mine to be 'Lawyer to the Underworld'...because i'm a loser. "Silly Rabbit. Trix are for kids." |
Man, I think this is a disgusting idea. It all stems from fear and who is to say how someone will turn out? Just because someone's parents are mean or not too bright it doesn't mean that someone's life should be stopped. Didn't this used to go as the Final Solution? I mean, who wants storm troopers to be running around messing with people? I don't see how this would even work but there would definately be some resistance from me.
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see, General Dripik isn't the only one who likes to cut 'n' paste ps Jacob never did post that picture of himself did he? |
No he didn't.
Makes you think that Jacob is...dare I say...pug fugly? Maybe...no, I'm not getting into that. |
He posted a pic of himself a long time ago in the "What do you look like?" thread.
What happened to that thread? |
I took the picture off 'cos it was pooples. I have more, but i'm posing in them and they're baaaad. But amusing. One is a sort of purple wash with me wearing a tophat...it rocks my socks.
I don't wear black nail varnish anymore... I do wear black baby skin though... |
So, here's my newest theory, ahem, i think it's good. But that's because i rawwwk -
It's mainly to do with the Lower classes [I.E - Townies, Chavs, Wigga's etc] but i think that we should castrate them from birth. Because, let's face it, what are the cretinous Bag of Pig scrotums doing?! They're giving decent teenagers a bad name, that's what! The Government/Media has a tendency to focus on these foul, low beasts of harassment when doing research on under age sex. And by "under age" i mean 10 year olds. They then paint all teenagers with the same brush, calling us all because we're all apparently having sex too early, when really the evolved teenagers are having it at a perfectly reasonable age, and it's the lowers who are having it at a time when they should be talking about Pokémon. They then get pregnant, because they're idioctically young, and by the age of 18, they already have 5 children. And, chances are, they've married a Kosovan [this applies mainly to the Townies in the UK], who, chances are, is violent and brings all his sodding Asian family over here [and lets face it, that kind have big families] and this then creates Racial tension. Not only among Whites and Asians. But Blacks and Asians. And Asians and Asians. So, here's my ploy - all teenage Townies [and their babies] - Castrate them. Let them go around screwing, hopefully they'll contract AIDS and wipe themselves out. However, we should castrate them, but keep their reproductive organs [semen, eggs etc] in storeage. So that if in the event they actually become upstanding citizens and they want children, they can have their own children naturally. And if they become Slug sludge [more than likely] their organs can be burnt and their Genepool can expire a la natures way. So, feel free to vote me in as ruler of the world, like, now... |
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Your plan reminds me of one my maths teacher had that involved electric stun guns and townies. |
Well, in the near future i would like to create these special camps were Townies could be experimented on so the world could find a cure for their...wrongness.
The camps would also experiment with Psychokinesis. Which reminds me, is it true that Hitler used to do shtuffs to the Jews involving Psychic experiments et al? |
It is indeed. I believe he used identical twins in many psychic operations.
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is it me or is that wrong footed?.
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I think ferill is right about the twins but the entire NASA research into what astronauts could cope with was based on experiments Dr Mengele did on concentration camp inmates (Jews/Gypsies/Homosexuals/Political Prisoners/Anyone Hitler Didn't Like). Stuff like "lets spin this bloke in a centrifuge and see how far we can go until his eyeballs pop". Fun for all the family.
I think its a measure of how much I've been desensitised to Jacob that the bit of his post that I found most ridiculous was him suggesting experiments into psychokinesis. And Alpha, can you please try and make more sense in your posts. If you came from a country that didn't speak english I would understand but this is just ridiculous. |
You have my vote Jacob.
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