This thread is shit.

From a colon, right?




Going back to a previous topic; the things I did in my youth were terribly embarrassing. Thank Christ that was before the internet.

You're blessed in that we would have to physically look through your diary to find out all of the things you did.

Gallbladder.

I think we've pretty much spleened out our supply of digestive puns. I'm not even kidn. Ey.

This thread and it's puns sicken me, they deserve to rot in the bowels of hell.

Poop.

What's with Welcomes & Birthdays threads and turning to being garbage?

I believe it has something to do with the fact that these posts don't add to the postcount

Because by the second page, there's nothing else to discuss, and when there's nothing to discuss on OWF, we initialize the conversation to default which is garbage. Logic.

Oh and this is the only place we get to post irrelevant bullshit without being accosted.

Anarchy is fun.

I never kept a diary. You'd have to talk to my dad to get all the embarrassing details. On the plus side (for you), he's never been shy about sharing them.

I think it's because everyone was disappointed when Josh's return didn't reveal him to be the messiah.

It didn't?

Nate's still waiting.

Welp

Time to find Nate's dad somehow and learn all about his embarrassing youth

Nate's dad is the messiah and is accosting Josh?

I'm tired and my head is merging posts together. This could make for some interesting relevations.

Josh does mean "our savior" so...

HELLO JESUS

Given Nate's interest in religious history, I think he was probably making reference to that.

Josh - Jose - Jesus

Not this time, I'm afraid.

Either way I think it's important we all agree on one thing

I am literally holier than thou

I don't agree. A truly holy person wouldn't have mistranslated his own name for personal benefit.

You should probably get off the OWF then. This place is as dank and godless as it gets.