Dear lord, at least attempt to maintain consistency.

What am I supposed to do with hair, add more hair?

Why thank you Captain Picard, just the reaction I wanted. :p

At least the little bugger's seen Snatch.

I've seen lots of snatch in my time.

I prefer quality over quantity.

Quality, definitely!

*sigh* It doesn't make any fucking sense without the pre modifying 'a' or suffix -es.

You're losing your touch maaaan.

If you're talking to me, well, you're wrong. The plural of snatch is snatch.

Presuming you're using 'snatch' in the same sense as 'pussy' or 'muff', I'd say it's referring to a concept rather than an object, and is therefore an abstract noun; ergo it neither requires nor accepts pluralisation.

snatch... that takes me back...

Are you suggesting vagina is a concept rather than something tangible? If that's the case, I figure it's about time we all went extinct.

snizz, snatch, muff, minge, vagina, fanny, pussy, tupence, flower... whatever you call it, clunge wont go exctinct as long as we're here

No, but in the usage 'I got some snatch last night', "snatch" is not referring to an actual vagina, but rather the act of vaginally penetrative sex. And sex is an abstract noun. You can't pick up four lbs. of sex.

Is that a dare?

It's a challenge.

If you're intending to have sex with something that only weighs four pounds, I want nothing to do with this.

Unless it's a sexdoll.

Here's a full list:
The female reproductive organ. Synonyms include:

stormy pinkness, copher, cunt, pussy, twat, cooter, beaver, fish lips, taco, camel toe, muff, snatch, fuck hole, garage, oven, love button, penis glove, cock sock, cock pocket, JJ, hoohah, bajingo, cum dumpster, sperm bottle, goop chute, slit, trim, quim, pooter, love rug, poontang, poonanie, cooch, tunnel of love, vertical bacon sandwich, bearded clam, cookie, cooleyhopper, nookie, the pink, honey pot, cunny, vag, meat curtains, hatchet wound, putz, fur burger, box, front bottom, gash, kebab, kitty, minge, snapper, catfish, vertical smile, lovebox, love canal, nana, flower, the cum dump, chocha, black hole, sperm sucker, fish sandwich, cock warmer, whisker biscuit, carpet, deep socket, cum craver, cock squeezer, slice of heaven, flesh cavern, the great divide, cherry, tongue depressor, clit slit,laps, fuzz box, fuzzy wuzzy, glory hole, grumble, man in the boat, mud flaps, mound, peach, piss flaps, the fish flap, he furry cup, stench-trench, wizard's sleeve, DNA dumpster, tuna town, split dick, bikini bizkit, cock holster, cockpit, snooch, kitty kat, poody tat, grassy knoll, cold cut combo, Jewel box, rosebud, curly curtains, furry furnace, slop hole, velcro love triangle, nether lips, where Uncle's doodle goes, altar of love, cupid's cupboard, bird's nest, bucket, cock-chafer, love glove, serpent socket, spunk-pot, hairy doughnut, fun hatch, spasm chasm, red lane, stinky speedway, bacon hole, belly entrance, sugar basin, sweet briar, ...

Thank you Sheridan.

OH YOU GUYS

Where's 'stormy pinkness'?

Also, that shit better be copy&pasted.

Don't you know he's actually the biggest player in the history of the Earth ever? Ever?

He's Ghengis Khan?

Is it wrong that I almost died laughing reading all that?

Added that to the first one and yes it's copy pasta.

Okay then.