What you see below is what I had for dinner tonight in my bed whilst I watched Childs Play, had a leaflet through my door for a takeaway which had this very nice tempting offer.
10" Pizza with any 3 toppings of your choice (I went for pepperoni, ham and Doner Kebab meat)
Garlic Bread
Large Chips
1.5 Litre bottle of coke
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They ran out of 1.5 Litre cokes so they gave me 3 500ML's instead,
The price of all this? £8.99
It was nice, but way too much, I couldn't finish any of it!

How on earth I manage to retain my figure is beyond me.

It’s called a fast metabolism. What up, figurebro

Well yeah, but sometimes I do think I push it beyond the limit,

I must be blessed.

Or a small stomach. I have that.

Had some Popeye's earlier,2 spicy chicken tenders, fries, and a biscuit. Damn good.

I had no idea men even had figures. Last night I had chips and chicken kiev.

You're so straight.

Or just a blind gay...

Frosties.

I have that too.

It's pretty cool.

I only just got my fast metabolism like six months ago. I've dropped at varying points in the year, up to 2 stone on my previous weight. And now I'm going to the gym again hopefully I'll bulk up.

Homemade chocolate pasta with raspberry coulis 'sauce' and mascarpone cheese balls.

Chocolate pasta? Sounds strange.

I just made myself three tortillas. There's beef, lettuce, tomato, BBQ sauce and salsa in them. Yum yum. Also, some nachos.

these weird vegetable wrap things that are kind of moreish but at the same time unbelievably fucking salty.

I'll tell you what's salty - Yorkshire Blue. Fantastic cheese.

don't get me started on the cheese. i could go on for fucking days.

I love cheese and crackers at Christmas. Best thing ever.

stilton on those hovis biscuits you get in those orange cracker boxes. Good Lord I can't wait for Christmas dinner.

I love cheese but I can't abide crackers.

I actually shouldn't eat much cheese, I have like a 98% chance of getting heart disease because of my genetics and eating cheese might trigger it but....it's soooo gooood!

Didn't stop us from making the last two Cheese threads...

Wasn't one of those was on AGF?

I ate a plain bread roll for lunch today. That's all I've been able to stomach lately. I can eat anything for breakfast and tea, but the very thought of a school lunch with any flavour makes me feel ill.

Candy corn, Twizzlers, Snickers, and everything else I'm supposed to be saving for the trick-or-treaters XD

Nah we don't give out loose candy corn; not that I think there's anything wrong with that, AT ALL, but kids today are douche monkeys and I'd probably end up with a lawsuit on my hands.

you fucking pervert.

Halloween Sweets for the Trick or Treaters

When I was little someone gave me Christian prayer cards and cough drops :(

Be grateful they weren't Muslim prayer cards and chopped up hot dogs.

I like to give trick-or-treaters explanations of how I don't like Celtic traditions being hijacked to encouraged consumerism.

They never return the next year.

Do they egg your house? I can't really blame them.

Frosties.

More Halloween sweets.

A packet of Marmite cashews and a tube of BBQ Pringles.

Yes, a whole packet and a whole tube.

Weed brownie. Was pretty good, if potent.

I don't know what these things are called in English, but wikipedia suggested profiteroles. (Or cream puffs?)

I made some of those and they turned out delicious.

Profiteroles is correct. I ate some with ice-cream in at a restaurant a while back, and they were the best I'd ever had.

i had some of those a while back, and then threw my guts up.

but they were nice.

Yeah, I couldn't eat more than three at once, they're so goddamn sweet.

I made a steak sandwich. It wasn’t perfect, but it was a good start.

I had some in a restaurant once that made me feel as sick as a fucking parrot. I swear that the cream in there was plastic.

Frosties.