I dunno. I thought it felt tight enough. Meh I've no interest to try it again.

im only 14 but I got a blowjob in the janitors closet at school

NO-ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT A 14 YEAR OLD'S SEXUAL EXPERIENCES.

Why not? Oh wait.........I've just realised how wrong that sounds..........

I dunno.

After all...we're men!

I've touched a few boobs in my time...

Alcar...

Men of class.

History will tell us that men of class have oft been curious about fourteen year old boys.

How about we discuss the outrageous price of condoms.
$17 for a 12-pack, and I'm referring to just standard latex without the bells and whistles.

I've never used a condom, despite buying a pack for every sexual encounter I've ever had.

That's why teenage pregnancy is popular these days......

A few years ago, some curmudgeonly clerk refused to sell my buddy condoms because he was underage. He basically told her that STD's don't discriminate, so neither should she. She ate her foot.

Cockrings are supposed to do nothing for you. You're not meant to feel any special feelings, just an inability to reach orgasm.

They don't do that for me. They make me last longer, but don't prevent orgasm.

So it's like pinching the hose?

Essentially. They prolong orgasms/erections. You don't even need to purchase a cock ring per se, you can use an elastic band.

Huh. I woulda thought that would cause blood circulation issues.

It does, which is why it's essentially a test of duration. It traps the blood in your cock so that it can't get flaccid, but like any circumstance involving circulatory obstruction, you can't leave it too long without risking damage. The risk is part of why it's appealing. Cock rings are specifically designed not to be too tight, so an elastic band is the poor man's cock ring.

That sounds incredibly annoying.

A three pack costs around six bucks around here now. Result is I don't use them anywhere near as much as I should.

You can get condoms really cheap here, mebe because of teenage pregnancy, but you can go into a pub toilet, grab a few condoms for £1-£3 and a pack of cigarettes as well. (not for £1-£3) Pub toilets are great.

One of my ex's never bought the condoms we used, she just nicked them from SuperDrug.

She grabbed whatever type, ever since she got the Performa, I demanded she stopped.

Our relationship gradually crumbled after that.

There's a fucking condom machines that sell condoms, cigarettes, poppets and Viagra. It's like a fucking pedophile survival kit.

Poppets? Are they those things that's supposed to make anal sex better? Round here they are called poppers. Anybody used them?

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Poppets.

Why would they be sold alongside condoms and viagra?

Heh.

Why would cigarettes? Maybe someone might want something sweet on a night out and they don't want to leave the bar? I didn't really go up to the proprietor and ask about this strange occurrence.

In fact, until condom machines were mentioned I really didn't put much thought into it. It was just a 'Ha, that's weird.' reaction to it.

Has anyone ever gotten a cramp in their legs while in the middle of the deed?

Man, that hurts.

Poppets + ViaGra + Condoms + Cigarettes = Smoking pedophilic

I... can't even think of a quip to that.

What happened to the post-sex fag?

Or in the forum staff's case, the post-fag fag.

Or in your case - No post-sex fag. No post-sex anything!!! :D

That was a low blow :C

I've never had the urge to smoke after sex.

Just sleep.

Sorry :( You can have a post-sex fag if you want :( *Gives post-sex fag*

I want a post-fag sex.

Yuck, just cigarettes in general, yuck. I hate that I like the taste of them. Thankfully the smell is enough to force me away.

I like post sex cuddles :love: God I'm a soppy guy........

You can't be a guy. A guy would have fallen asleep after his orgasm before he even hits the pillow.