I like hats. Such as my hat. Which is awesome.

I like hats, scarves and... collars.

BLASPHEMY! Collars are of the devil!

Really guys this has gone on long enough.

*closes*

People still wear hats?

*closes you face*

Are those wine corks

I just realized! That picture is from the Australian Odd Tour!

Yes, it's supposedly designed to keep the flies away from your face.

Check this Oddtour Clip.

Har har. I'm serious though. For crying out loud, the link in your signature!

In fact, here;
http://www.stellar-tv.com/misc/oddtour/final/

I have never met a person that wears one of those hats and I've lived in Australia for 14 years.

I'm sure it's a touristy thing.

I'm sure that some farmers would wear them.

Nope, because they're completely ineffective. I know that because we used to own one of those hats when I was a kid.

Farmers wear Akubras and Aerogard.

Real Australians wear wifebeaters.

Cool hats that aren't fedoras:

http://www.delmonicohatter.com/Merch...-Blue-225X.jpg

and to a lesser extent

http://www.hathorizons.com/graphics/...n_tyrolean.jpg

also

http://gift-of-russia.com/images/l015.jpg

Just split these last pages into a Hats thread and be done with it. I want to talk about hats more.

You know... I would actually take you up on that offer, if I was sure that people really would talk hats X_x ... but ... for some reason I have this feeling it'd descend into spam pretty quickly. Also... There's not really that much discussion material.

Perhaps an overall clothing thread?

We had a Fashion thread a while ago. I think it got to about 6 pages before collapsing under the weight of impatient trolls.

how about a dick hat for OANST?

I would be laughed out of a fashion thread.

Oh... wait... I think i remember.

Yea clothing thread would most likely turn into a mess about Oanst hating goths/punks and everyone else making pointless banter. And me talking about awesome collars.

Fixed.

OANST doesn't hate everyone.

He hates every stupid person, though.

I don't hate stupid people. Stupid people are funny.

Oanst hates smart ppl? o.o .... I give up.

OANST hates annoying people.

Oh :(

OANST hates smart ppl cuz he's jealous.

OANST hates smart people because they're not funny. Except Bill Bailey.

i think it just hates all people.

I don't hate you. Oh. That doesn't really speak to your point, does it?

im not saying im smart, ohh but neither are you are you?

He'd have to be smart to come out with the stuff he does.

I'd like to think that he'd accumulated a certain amount of intelligence by 29.

no i was saying that hes not calling me smart either, not that hes not smart.
EDIT: your way too fast meech munchie!

My point still stands.

there is no point

Which point? Whose back? Where's he gone? Why do I need to vacate my bowels? Why am I watching a scary animation about creatures in the sea? Where am I?