Oh for the days when I was the only person with unresolveds exual tension...
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So grow one. All you have to do is stop shaving. If it doesn't fill in in certain places then just grow a combination of chops/stache/goatee/whatevz. A full beard is cool, but do what you can. A porn star stache would be cool on you with your missing tooth and big goofy grin. Or a van dyke.
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Get OANST to write it, he's really good at fanfiction.
You should read his Stranger fic sometimes. |
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Go read it before you correct Joe. Really, go read it.
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Hush
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Slash fanfiction is erotic fanfiction by the way.
I use the term slash fanfiction because it makes me more special than you. |
Yes yes we know what slashfiction is
We've all read OANST's after all. Some of us thrice. |
I actually can't find his Stranger one. But I also didn't look very hard.
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I found one he wrote about Munch.
If he has a slash fanfiction about Stranger, I really do have to read it. His Munch one was pretty funny from what I read of it. |
KibaNaru 4eva!!
Alcar... |
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He sighed gently as he put his hooves over his shoulders, mounting him from behind. The ease with which this master of chief's anus accepts his throbbing member leads Stranger to believe that his lover must have used a lubricant of some kind before hand. Still, he felt a tensing of all the muscles in Chief's body as he makes his first thrust. Slowly he breathes into Chief's ear. "Am I hurting you"?
"Yes. But don't you dare stop", comes the grunting reply. |
@GABBITS OWN: YOU NEVER KNEW HIM MAN, YOU WERN'T THERE!
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OANST does not disappoint.
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I just came.
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So that everyone understands, both of those things that I wrote were written with the express purpose of mocking people who write fanfics. Hell, I stole the beginning of the Munch one straight from OddworldIsTheBest's fanfic.
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Bitch stole copyright material! That shit's just not on.
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It's protected under Fair Use Laws. Satire/Parody clause.
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