My name is Stephen French; but you probably knew that already from my signature...

Coming from a member with a cuddly toy testicle as an avatar.

My name is Charlie. But you all know that already. :hobo:

Testicle? I thought it was a spleen or something.

Figures it would be sold out.

Chris must have failed Sex Education. Does Nikki know?

I'm shocked the leather heart is still in stock, I need to get one of those.

It's just in my experience testicles aren't usually baby blue and smiling.

Yeah, my testicles generally aren't happy when they're experiencing blue-balls.

Aww... All my expectations to sex have been crushed =(

What colour and facial expression does a spleen have?

It seems quite content for something that looks like a half-rotten broccoli.

http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/images...m/IHG10006.jpg



And I think I know what Peter's next birthday present is going to be!
http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/images...m/IHG10000.jpg

Yes please. I'll attach it to my current prostate gland.

Alcar...

It could use the padding.

I am Michael Caine.

I lost all my respect for Michael Caine when he started supporting the tories.

I gained respect for him when this happened:

I found a notebook of mine covered in anagrams for Simon Clair, here are a choice few:
M.C. Ol' Raisin
Cram Noisil
Cair Slimno
Roman Isicl
Slim Narcio
Ian Slimcor
Carlos Mini
Sir Clanimo
Cris L'Omnia
Slam Ironic
Ron Isclaim
Mos-Nic Lair
Misl Nocair
Slic Romnia
Mac Sirloin

There's more but I'm bored of this now.

Mac Sirloin just blew my mind.

yes

10char

I wish my name had numbers in it. :(

I like Cram Noisil and Slam Ironic.

I hope Mo Sinclair was on the paper somewhere.

I wish my name had smilies in it.

I wish my forum's threads had sequitorial responses in them.

i wish you'd stop using big words.

I wish for fish with my Ish wish dish.

you wish for COCK

jesus i feel stupid tonight.

What? Jewish Forecourt? I'm not in front of a synagogue!

Me too.

Bored admin is bored.