if you don't like this thread, don't click on it. the thread is called 'Sex Toys', it couldn't get any more obvious or inoffensive as that. therefore you know what to expect, and yet you still click on it. you have a choice not to click on it, but you keep clicking on it. if you don't want to discuss the topic at hand, because that's what it is: a topic, then don't click on it.

tl;dr: stop whinging.

Jeez, I can't say anything without beeing seen as a stuck-up prude? I'm not against this topic. It's just flabbergasting me, that's all. I frequented this place long ago and I'm musing on the fact that back then, you couldn't have gotten away with these kind of topics.

(Then again, "down the gutter" was not the most tactical expression I could have come up with, I'll admit that.)

i don't intend for this thread to turn into a flame war or become derailed, so i've just resisted posting a rant and think it would be better to ask you one thing: i thought you said you'd moved on from this place?

Since when did you become so damn confrontational MA? Let it go.

I didn't think that was physically possible.

Talking about flabbergasted, the first time that I oiled up the dragon dildo I got it all the way in. I was amazed by how greedy my asshole really was. That's how you do flabbergasted, my friend.

Alright, one final post from me about this subject. I don't intend to criticize people for talking about sex toys or even posting pictures of them. Please, enjoy your sextoys everybody. My point is, when I was a regular poster here, the place was... well, more juvenile in some ways I suppose, but the phrase I was looking for is "family friendly".

(Plus the fact that I can't help but wonder what it is that people want to share these facts about their lives on the internet. Anonymity I guess?)

I thought it had remained that way, hence my big surprise at this topic (And that animated gif Letro linked to was downright pornographic, which would have resulted in severe warnings if not outright banning in the old days).

My comment about the forum going down the gutter was ill-conceived, so I apologize. I actually intended to leave it at that, but you guys have rightfully critized me for it, hence me hanging around a bit to explain.

Bya 'Cool' paramite! (just kidding I couldn't help it.
And BTW Leto....THANKS FOR BLINDIGN MEH! WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY DID YOU HAVE TO POST THAT?

You should have been here for the pornography thread. Woooooo. Good times.

@Thread: Because you are 12 years old.

If you could actually Read, Crool Praramtie, you would notice that I prefixed the image with the acronym "nsfw". That generally means that the prefixed content is of a questionable nature and should be viewed with discretion.

I thought that meant "nut sucking fart wafting". All this time, I've been such a fool.

Cool Paramite: You seem to be as diplomatic as I used to be. I really think you're alright. Don't let these hunks of fromunda cheese get unda your skin.

The terrible thing is that it took me about a minute staring at Leto's GIF to work out what I was even seeing. Then I deleted it and gave Leto an infraction.

Are you fucking crazy, Leto? Innuendo and clean pictures of toys = fine. Nudity and sex (even if only one person is involved) = way wrong.

It has finally come.

The day that Oddworld Forums just can't accept Leto for the amazing man he is.

I shall return to the shadows whence I came (as in my with dick).

@Leto - I'm not twelve, So shut up. God, why does everyone think I'm thirteen?
I didn't know what nsfwhatever ment, I actually didn't know it ment anything. I just clicked on a link and came across something that looked like my favorite stealth kill for AVP on the 360, y'know the one where the alien shoves his tailblade up the marines ass and it comes out his mouth? That's what the porn looked like to me.
@Ridg3- Thanks for the link.

BUT ANEHWAI
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I don't even know.
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Umm, This is an interactive sex toy. I don't see how, it's supposed to react to light and touch, but I don't see how that would shove or anything...
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Not a vibrator, a rubber. Or a stroker. Whatever you want to call it.
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Sex toy for dogs. Peopel are getting weirder every day...
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How to NOT have phone sex.

SomethingAwful have a detailed analysis of the Bad Dragon forums: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/week...gon.php?page=1

That....how the fuck was that erotic at all?

What are you referring to?

is that before or after the alien dons the BDSM suit and leather whips?

fuck sake, where do they get these kids? THE DAMAGED GOODS SECTION?

hey Y THE FUCK DO SO MANY MALES HAVE FUCKIN DILDOS AND NOT FUCKING PUSSIES?!!!

"YAHAMIENAN WHATCHA' DOIN" YO YO YOU CRAZY OR SOMEHTING GOING LIKE UHAEAGE !!" ~Don Vito

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs30/f/20...by_rpglord.jpg

UR CAPS R ON.

Maybe that has something to with some of the members being gay. As for the males not having pussies, well, you answerd your own question.

Personally I wouldn't mind both.

True, cats are awesome.

Oh. You.

Would you like some pictures of my pussy little boy?

Pffft, nobody has a more awesome pussy than the Blue Waffle lady.

It's an Abyssinian

STFU, and i knew my caps r on, i was meaning to shout Bam's homeboy/Vincent Margera/Don Vito style

I feel really bad that I missed leto's gif, since our good old caring moderators removed it.

fucking bastards

@Nate - your link...It was about a guy who would shove a dildo up his ass and then shit his pants....what the hell man, just what the hell?
@Molluck- Actually no, you get us in the cereal isle. We come in packs of twelve.

I don't know if someone's posted this, but while browsing for pics the last time, I heard about this. Y'know those bouncy exercize balls? Apparantly you can get one with an attachment piece, so you can attach a dildo and "exercise".

That was only in the first post of that thread. It's an obvious problem for anyone who is in to anal play. You learn to be very, very careful and aware of things like bowel movements.

Try reading the following pages. It's pure gold.

@AlienMagi: You really want to see Leto's .gif? WARNING: straight men may find this image somewhat disturbing!

Yes I do. Good thing I'm not straight

Oh dear.

Uh huh.

oh god SOMEONE SHUT IT UP

Actually I thought it was pretty funny.

@Nate - ...no, still not funny. I read all seven pages.
@Havoc - It looked like he was gonna have the dildo explode out of his stomach. Hence the AVP reference.

SOMEBODY likes Xenomorphs.

Naw, but in the "Name Day" thread I changed myself into a xeno...so now I have to keep up. But yes, i loveded xenomorphs. My DA page is full of them.
Uh, here's a fake ass for you humans to screw
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Enjoy!