We need to get classier fast, I suggest a naked calender.

I second this (as long as it's women, you mods, you).

We only have three overage girls who post here so there may need to be repeats.

This is a prospect I'm fine with.

I am also on board with this idea.

*Jumps on bandwagon*

YEEHAW

Josh, save December for the cow lesbianism. i get lonely that time of year.

EDIT: MM GET OFF MY LAND YOU FUCKING COWBOY THATS MY SAYING

As long as it's Nexy and Ghost dressed as the cows.

I was thinking December for Cloverfield, it'll make Christmas come that much slower.

I'm sure you're supposed to be gay, also naming names in this context ain't cool.

that is fine.

this will piss someone off. ha.

When I first saw you say that I almost put it in my signature. Unfortunately the thread got closed so I couldn't quote from it. Anyway, what else are you supposed to say when you jump on a bandwagon?

I wholefully endorse this idea.

On your own heads be it, perverts.

SAYS THE MAN WHO FUCKING SUGGESTED IT IN THE FIRST PLACE

that's the joke, right?

EDIT: MM, i actually say it whilst ravaged on drink. already got Lumberjack as a nickname, just waiting for Cowboy next.

I didn't name names though did I?

Also did I mention I have a wife to have sex with? Because I do.

did i?

DID I QUOTE YOU HUH DID I INTERNET TOUGH GUY?

How about you get the cows, I get the gloves and we settle this like men.

they shall charge down thy demons.

Miss July? WoF!
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/8303/burlesk.png

Do we have a button for that?

I have such a boner right now.

It's so cold here such a feat would be impossible.

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weird, isn't it?

It was either Dita von Tesse and WoF or a load of people here and the Pterodactyl Porn.

Used will beat you up if you even think about his crush being naked.

They're dressed as cows, not naked.

OR ARE YOU CALLING THEM COWS?

He's saying they have four nipples per teat, just the way he likes it.

I'm saying that I would buy this calender. Buy it, and masturbate furiously to it.

What? Even with no Cammy?

I have my own Cammy calender. The pages are stuck together, though.

Urgh.

nipple and teat are the same thing. udder is the chamber for each teat, and bag is the the cows udders all together.

now go and lactate yourself.

Have you ever lain under a cow, and just sprayed your face with warm udder juice while slowly massaging your balls?

i have sprayed milk into my mouth from a heifers clean teat, yes. and it was to check if it had some form of Mastitis. its a very old fashioned way to check for subtle infections.

and the spelling thing doesn't have Mastitis in its dictionary. how stupidly inadequate.

But were you rubbing your balls?

god dang, fucking no!

Farmer's scratch.

why don't you go back to your colony.

It was taken over by giant robots, blame WoF.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, OANST! WE'RE HAVING A SERIOUS DISCUSSION!

So, why didn't you rub your balls?