Christ that's a lot of money to spend on one present for a kid at xmas. My parents just got me bandages to cover the marks they gave me from the beatings :(
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Well, I have to think about what Jesus would want me to do on his birthday. Obviously, that's buy an electronic ATV.
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Were you grateful for the bandages?
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How the fuck would that work?
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I'm sorry I asked.
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You just wait until you see what Santa brings you this year...
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Leto, I already recommended the Aneros to another person earlier this year in another thread. It's a winner. FOR MEN.
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Ugh.
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Oh be quiet, you like it.
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Oh, the laughs Mat will have when he remembers this thread years from now when he's helping Abbey pack for college and finds a huge dildo in her drawer.
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He'll be smart to her taking a newfound interest in garishly coloured Transformers as well.
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This is six, she's sick.
That is... oh, you know what I mean. |
What does that have to do with finding a dildo in her drawers?
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Because she'll have an Aneros too.
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You're all six!!!
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I remeber ther used to be RC helicopters that shot each othe out of the sky with IR beams. And tanks which did the same thing, but you got an electric shock.
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I used to love slip n' slides.. If that counts as a toy.
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