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Cetanu 09-12-2009 09:33 PM

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Jesus.

You rang?



Well, you see, fuzzles are perfect for portraying paranoid schizophrenia. They're like the mood-swing gods with their cute, cuddly faces that go all RAWR on you. :fuzzle: :fuzmad: XD

But the smilies are stationary, and not quite so psychotic. Except this one :D which is all-around amazing.

Hobo 09-13-2009 04:03 AM

Next person to spam in this thread gets an infraction.

Sekto Springs 09-13-2009 12:23 PM

I'm all for the oddtour, but people here have special needs. Here's a list of things I think should be required for this gathering...

An open bar
Permitted firearms
Sushi
Laser pointers
Anal beads
Protective goggles
All-you-can-eat buffet
A minimum of six easy chairs with individual fireplaces
500 Kilos of Cocaine
Batman
A closet for snogging
Bean bag chairs
A big screen TV
And a large litter box for Havoc

Pilot 09-13-2009 12:30 PM

I'm all for these things, but I got to thinking, there have to be more interesting places to meet than bloody London... it just happens to be that so many of the major players here are British.

What's your seeming sudden and revealing obsession with anal insertables? First cough drops and now beads. Is this really OddTour material? ^^

Plus, you forgot latex gloves

Sekto Springs 09-13-2009 12:58 PM

Oh, its not my obsession - I'm just trying to be courteous and think of what the rest of you would like. ;)

STM 09-13-2009 01:31 PM

I might be able to come for a day in march-june time but I have exams and ure all like over 22 right? Well i'm not but i'm not revealing my age yet because you will think differently of me! (im over 14 though)

And I wont be sleeping with some sexdeprived nerds cuz i live near London ill be sleeping at my ouse!

Sekto Springs 09-13-2009 02:51 PM

Sex deprived nerds?
Hey buddy, don't project the current qualms of your life on the rest of us.

T-nex 09-13-2009 06:53 PM

Seriously you guys can be so lame sometimes.. Specially you, Chris <.<
Hobo did ask you to stay on topic.

Anyway the meeting in London I think is ok.. Everyone speaks english here, so there's no special language we need to learn, and there's lots of stuff to do there. I wouldn't mind living in London myself.
Also it's a major city, and practically any airline flies there.

Nate 09-13-2009 07:29 PM

The other alternative is to hold an Oddtour in a city where no member lives, so we're all equally inconvenienced. Who wants to go to Dubbo?

Sekto Springs 09-13-2009 07:35 PM

As noble as that is Nate, I think that would strongly affect the turn-out. Perhaps we should take a survey of sorts and see what area is occupied by the most members. The survey should be presented to only the members who have;

A. Expressed an interest in going
B. Are relatively well-known/active in this community
C. Have past experience with such gatherings
D. Are actually able to attend
E. Adhere to certain age-limits (we don't need any tweens there turning this into NAMBLA)

Mac Sirloin 09-13-2009 08:39 PM

Everyone should come to Belleville. You'd hate it so much.

Sekto Springs 09-13-2009 08:46 PM

The Triplets of?

used:) 09-13-2009 09:32 PM

I'm poor, and you know what they say, "NO MONEY, NO HAMBURGERS."

Come to Lima. We can all go dune boarding or riding or whatever it is. Point: deserts r kewl.

Mac Sirloin 09-14-2009 05:27 AM

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The Triplets of?

No, Belleville Ontario. It's fun on a bun if said bun was on the run from a nun with a gun.

We're a semi-religious 'family town'--if you have so-and-so as a relative chances are people want to yell at your for it. Luckily I'm not part of those shenanigans.

MeechMunchie 09-14-2009 08:51 AM

All come to Cheltenham. We get plenty of weird gatherings anyway.

STM 09-14-2009 09:02 AM

Ok, how about this little town called Rickmansworth, 12 miles from London, it's very quaint and nostalgic, theres only about 23k living there =)

T-nex 09-14-2009 09:10 AM

What's wrong with London? >_< srsly...

Pilot 09-14-2009 09:16 AM

Being serious for a moment, Reno is not a bad place to visit. It's like a little Las Vegas.

I'd be delighted to host or even attend a US get together.

Sekto Springs 09-14-2009 01:29 PM

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Being serious for a moment, Reno is not a bad place to visit. It's like a little Las Vegas.

Minus Penn and Teller, The Blue Man Group, Tom Jones, and all the cocaine.
Let's have the Oddtour in the most barren spot of the Nevada desert we can find - we can be just like the Manson family!

Pilot 09-14-2009 01:51 PM

Well, yeah basically. It's what Vegas would be if it only had hookers and slots. That's what Reno is.

So when are we going out to the middle of nowhere Chris?

Sekto Springs 09-14-2009 02:20 PM

I could probably organize it one of these summers. I already have plans to backpack across Europe with Nikki first chance I get, but chances are that won't be during the summertime - or at least not the whole of the summer.

As for Oddtour, everyone seems to want to go to London. I could swing that, but it seems to me like only the Europe-based fans would actually show up. These days, there aren't nearly as many Americans on here as there used to be. As much as I'd like any excuse to leave the US, I'd rather pool my money into something more exotic. It's Oddtour! We need to go somewhere bizarre and unique. Anyone who has ever been to England can vouch for me when I say it's not exactly an exotic vacation spot.

T-nex 09-14-2009 03:07 PM

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I could probably organize it one of these summers. I already have plans to backpack across Europe with Nikki first chance I get, but chances are that won't be during the summertime - or at least not the whole of the summer.

As for Oddtour, everyone seems to want to go to London. I could swing that, but it seems to me like only the Europe-based fans would actually show up. These days, there aren't nearly as many Americans on here as there used to be. As much as I'd like any excuse to leave the US, I'd rather pool my money into something more exotic. It's Oddtour! We need to go somewhere bizarre and unique. Anyone who has ever been to England can vouch for me when I say it's not exactly an exotic vacation spot.

London is a perfectly fine vacation spot...

Hey... if we held Oddtour in the summer, and you came over in the summer.. It would be as cheap for you to fly to London as it is for me, since we'd both take off from denmark!

Mac Sirloin 09-14-2009 05:50 PM

We should all take the Siberian train tour. It's something I've always wanted to do, and thus everyone else should.

Pilot 09-14-2009 05:56 PM

Do you really want to go out in the middle of the Nevada desert in the Summer? Spring is better. Maybe enjoy a spring desert rain! OH JOY! :D

Wings of Fire 09-15-2009 05:11 AM

It's got to be in the UK otherwise the students amongst us will never be able to afford it, and I'd rather it be in a center of commerce like London Birmingham Manchester or Glasgow (Which is a bit out of the way for all the English).

Wil 09-15-2009 05:35 AM

Glasgow is a filthy, horrid place and I hope never to go there again. That said, I wasn't fond of London until OddTour 3. All the same, I certainly won't be able to go beyond the confines of the country. Not after paying off my dad's debts, the funeral costs, and the expense of redecorating his entire smoke-stained house for sale/letting.

Xavier 09-15-2009 05:46 AM

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Can you cook?

Uhm, I'm working on my cooking skills... give me a bit more time :p

Rex Tirano 09-15-2009 06:25 AM

Although I haven't posted in ages, Charlie linked me to this page.

As long as it's in Britain and there's ample warning, count me in guys.

- Rexy

STM 09-15-2009 09:31 AM

I can't afford to go to America because i'm so broke!

You could stay near London if you can't get in, there's a premier inn in Watford and from there oddworld tour could go ahead, can I ask what happens at the actual place ofcommerse like do we meet up in a room sit around a table and discuss or do we like buy oddworld franchise from each other and stuff?

T-nex 09-15-2009 09:39 AM

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I can't afford to go to America because i'm so broke!

You could stay near London if you can't get in, there's a premier inn in Watford and from there oddworld tour could go ahead, can I ask what happens at the actual place ofcommerse like do we meet up in a room sit around a table and discuss or do we like buy oddworld franchise from each other and stuff?

Lol... That's almost too cute.

Pilot 09-15-2009 10:22 AM

Well, what we do is sit around a big table with Papa John's Pizza and homemade Oddworld crafts and just chill while having a show and tell.

We then adjourn ourselves to our cramped hotel rooms and.......

well you'll just have to find out what happens then.

Last Odd Tour, Max brought a big Stranger inflatable doll he'd made, but before he could pass it around it popped. He did say that the bloody thing would pop with the slightest prick.

Mac Sirloin 09-15-2009 12:12 PM

A N.A. Oddtour would work for me. I can give everyone commemorative Transformers.

used:) 09-15-2009 12:37 PM

Toronto maybe?

Wings of Fire 09-15-2009 12:44 PM

Hey, you guys go discuss your poxy Oddtour somewhere else.

Also if Rexy's coming she can most definitly share my sleeping bag.

Wil 09-15-2009 01:02 PM

Nah, semi-simultaneous OddTours sounds awesome. It makes us seem worldwide.

Mac Sirloin 09-15-2009 01:08 PM

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Toronto maybe?

T.O. Would be nice, but A) I'm pretty sure most of you Americocks wouldn't want to bother making the journey.

STM 09-15-2009 01:22 PM

OMG i'm gonna bring some oddworld mead! Seasoned with something delightfully tasty yet really manky in nature! HOW ABOUT THAT!

*And yes, i am too cute aren't I heh =)

Americocks CANT make the journey the planes can only take 20k lbs

Hobo 09-15-2009 01:50 PM

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Although I haven't posted in ages, Charlie linked me to this page.

As long as it's in Britain and there's ample warning, count me in guys.

- Rexy

Heehee Ample Rexy.

We could phone up each other if we did them at the same time. And shout racial slurs.

Anyway, as far as itinerary goes I just think a bit of chilling, pubs, maybe clubs, see what happens yo.

used:) 09-15-2009 04:00 PM

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T.O. Would be nice, but A) I'm pretty sure most of you Americocks wouldn't want to bother making the journey.

Maybe not Pilot, but I think the majority of owf's Americans live in the north east. A trip to Toronto always tickles my fancy. I would actually like to vacation to Canada again sometime soon.

Pilot 09-15-2009 04:55 PM

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Maybe not Pilot, but I think the majority of owf's Americans live in the north east.

Oddworld only appeals to gays, British and Australians. Anyone else who happens to be sucked in to the vortex of doom are sucked in purely by accident.

For example, Oddworld does not appeal to people who live in California, or ANYONE on the west coast of the US.