No offence, but I thought you were gay anyway :happy:

So I don't see the problem

Being gay and acting really gay are two different things.

Can it be fairy time now?

Alcar...

It's always fairytime when you're here, sweetlips.

Roar! I'm not gay. *straight manly flexes*
Though according to my friends since I've started working out and wearing tight shirts I look gay. Sad days. Oh well as long as I'm reaching the demographic I'm looking for I guess it doesn't matter.

This is what we call the Tom Cruise/John Waters effect.

It's called being horrifically and stereotypically metrosexual, and people who do it for attention should be culled.

Saying that, I love what I did with my hair last night.

Is being metro an entirely superficial thing? What about in private? Do metros go all out and watch the Golden Girls marathon with a drum of Ben & Jerry's?

I would.

I think we need photographic evidence so that we can decide for ourselves.
I... uhhh... I think we need photographic evidence so that we can decide for ourselves.

I think we need photographic evidence so that we can decide for ourselves.

I... uhhh... I think we need photographic evidence so that we can decide for ourselves.

For the sake of irony people.

But yeah, it was momentarily straight. Your milleage may have varied.

I would have liked to see it.

This is the gayest thread ever. Stop being gay. Gays.

I licked my friend's dirty feet and axillae... and his nibbles.

I think you're using wrong English on purpose now.

Me love you long time.

AiN just...

no.

My hair is always straight. And long enough that I have been taken to be a girl from behind on 2 occasions. thankfully I've not been taken from behind, however.

Post a photo and we'll see what we can organise.

hello.
I was on bar hopping with a big group dealt type thing and I overheard this loud gay guy talking. He was talking to this girl and said "don't make me dickslap you" with an extra gay pronunciation. I was wondering if any of you remember I time when you heard somebody say, or said yourself, something incredibly gay in public?

Ahem...

(in a bar)


and let's not forget when asked by my last boyfriend if I needed help backing the truck out of his back yard,

Just today I was asked, "My mom wants to ask you about a PC she wants to buy. It's a quad core with a 24" monitor 750gb hard drive, 8gb of ram and Vista Ultimate for $649"

My reply was, "That sounds like a nice package................ and I know nice packages."

I'll bet you've always wanted to say that pilot.

I've seen bigger packages

You imply................................................. wut?

You've never seen MY package sweetheart; you've only heard of it through a certain mutual someone who had their hands on it. :p

Oh and other things on it.

I'd be a mailman, just for the awful puns.

I squeed when I saw Anonyman!´s new avatar. That´s kinda homosexual.

what the fuck is wrong with your upcomma?

It's aroused.

im aroused






















notreally

he's probably in south america again

Spain.

[AREA WHERE THEY SPEAK SPICSPEK]

But he done said he was going to Spain, si? Srsly, it costs a whole stimulus package to get from Europe to South Amerca.

I´m in Majorca and have mastered the use of this keyboard.

So no stupid typos this time guys. Sorry.

I forgot about that. I was wondering why you were away from X-Box Live for so long.

I´m still wondering what happened to your holiday.

I said that it starts on the 17th. We moved it up a day, though. We leave tomorrow.

Edit: The place I'm going is awesome. There are no motor vehicles allowed on the island, so all transportation is by horse or bicycle. We leave the car on the mainland, and take a ferry to the island.

See yuz OANST.