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SligCabaret 05-05-2009 10:07 PM

Sweeet. So I'm not totally alone here, that's allways good. 'Cept from what I could tell everybody else here is hotties. I'm filling a niche!! I feel important, suddenly.

I allways wanted to date a goblin. Goblins are sexy, at least the way I imagine them. With little doggy noses and bramah bull ears and horns and stuff. But that has to do with my gigantic crush on david bowie as a kid.

Pilot 05-05-2009 10:21 PM

Nah, everyone here is secretly insecure and hides behind their online persona. Speaking of hotties though, here's a picture I took of OANST during one of our OWF campouts. He didn't want this to get out of course, but I like to use it free-handedly to both tease and humiliate him. He likes it though, and I like dishing it out.

http://www.oddworldforums.net/attach...1&d=1232166788

He'll undoubtedly be protesting to this come daybreak...

SligCabaret 05-05-2009 10:33 PM

Impressive use of a dog harness as a makeshift thong. at least, that's what I think it is. And I kinda hope, because there are worse things it could be.

Pilot 05-05-2009 10:35 PM

I honestly don't know what it was.

And I don't think I can exactly picture a Goblin... A traditional one at least...

OANST 05-06-2009 07:13 AM

And you said you wouldn't show anyone. I am hurt.

Bullet Magnet 05-06-2009 09:17 AM

Goblins?


Laser 05-06-2009 09:29 AM

http://www.bbtoystore.com/Merchant2/beanies/bodkin.jpg

Boblin?

shaman 05-06-2009 01:38 PM

OWF campouts?

Pilot 05-06-2009 01:42 PM

Yeah, we're very campy here; the lot of us.

shaman 05-06-2009 01:45 PM

You are immidiately cool in my book :)

SligCabaret 05-06-2009 02:00 PM

No, not that kind of goblin.

Anonyman! 05-06-2009 02:58 PM

D&D style goblins spring to mind. Pathetic little beasties.

Yeah, Pilot has talked about Predator blowjobs. I personally see the mandibles as threatening but he just gets excited.

SligCabaret 05-06-2009 10:58 PM

No, I dubbed mine mountain goblins. Another testament to my closet furry-dom. I did have a traditional greeney goblin character named fletcher who wore a top hat though.

Pilot 05-06-2009 11:00 PM

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Yeah, Pilot has talked about Predator blowjobs. I personally see the mandibles as threatening but he just gets excited.

Threatening? How?

And yes, I do.

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Okay hunnybuns you're going to have to post a pic.

Strike Witch 05-07-2009 12:25 AM

FURRIES

IN MY OWF

...

Eh, not really a big deal.

SligCabaret 05-07-2009 12:42 PM

Don't worry, I'm not fully a furry. Basically, i just like drawing anthros and the stranger is attractive. But you know, it's more likely than you think.

I'll post a drawing if I can find one, problem is I could never get them right...

Pilot 05-07-2009 01:27 PM

I didn't find Stranger personally attractive until other people started to bring it up on this forum. :p OANST helped with his little porn story 'excerpt'.

I always liked Abe though.

SligCabaret 05-07-2009 01:29 PM

Eh, abe doesn't do it for me. I'm not into prudes. Or ribcages, he's too malnourished.

Pilot 05-07-2009 01:32 PM

It really depends on the time of day and the 'angle'.... try to get him on his good side. ;)

SligCabaret 05-07-2009 01:38 PM

Honestly, it's hard to get an angle on 2D, and munch is too cute for me to pay attention to him in 3D...

Pilot 05-07-2009 02:01 PM

Oh use your imagination.... you may not have noticed that he looks a lot 'beefier' in some of the official artwork released, Christmas cards, etc, etc than he does in the game.

Love your avatar.

SligCabaret 05-07-2009 02:04 PM

Yeah, but beefy is just as bad for me.

You wike it? I kinda just threw it together in like, ten minutes. the shading it awful, i was thinking of using a different one i did at another time, but I used a free line art and i'd feel bad.

Pilot 05-07-2009 02:17 PM

It's excellent.

I completely ripped mine off and feel pretty good.

SligCabaret 05-07-2009 02:20 PM

Want me to make you some sprite art? I'm in a mood. I'm not phenominal, but little cartoony things are totally in my reach.

Pilot 05-07-2009 02:22 PM

Sprite art? :fuzconf:

SligCabaret 05-07-2009 02:24 PM

Yeah. Like my avatar. I do it all in MSPaint.

Pilot 05-07-2009 02:36 PM

Oh yes, well what did you have in mind?

SligCabaret 05-07-2009 02:37 PM

*shrugs* I'm terrible with coming up with ideas.

Anonyman! 05-07-2009 02:40 PM

I didn't come here because I thought Abe was sexy.


Just throwing that out there.

Pilot 05-07-2009 02:42 PM

The fact you specifically are making it a point to deny it means that you obviously did.

But for posterity, that wasn't the "reason" I came here either. :p

My old avatar would make a great sprite art....

Wings of Fire 05-07-2009 02:45 PM

I came here to impress my girlfriend.

I know, strange world.

Pilot 05-07-2009 08:36 PM

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I came here to impress my girlfriend.

Was she impressed with the volume?

SligCabaret 05-07-2009 10:05 PM

I'd be sort of impressed.... kinda. I'd be more impressed watching him play oddworld. especially if he was better at it than me, which isn't hard to do.

Strike Witch 05-08-2009 01:35 PM

Yeah, watching people play single-player games is a great way to get close to someone. I watched my current girlfriend play the entirety of Kingdom Hearts from her lap.

Dixanadu 05-08-2009 04:31 PM

Anytime I see a KH character, I want to eat a child.

SligCabaret 05-08-2009 11:18 PM

I feel bad about KH. I love the concept, but the art was silly and the controls were so damn clunky.

Dixanadu 05-09-2009 12:34 AM

It makes my PlayStation cry, like it's being brutally raped by Walt Disney and Hironobu Sakaguchi.

SligCabaret 05-09-2009 12:52 AM

That's why I only play parappa the rapper and shadow of the colossus. My PS2 has had one too many drinks spilled on her to withstand a final fantasy abortion.

Dixanadu 05-09-2009 01:02 AM

My said post occured in about 2005ish? My PlayStation is now banging my 360. The latter tends to get a red ring.

Laser 05-09-2009 04:10 AM

SO....MUCH...INNUENDO!

INNUENDO OVERLOAD