:
|
http://omegle.com/
Random Stranger Talk :
|
:
|
Lol that's pretty funny, remind me to have some fun with that later.
:
|
Stranger: what up
You: Hello Sir You: Or Madam Stranger: where are you from You: I am here today to tell you about our new product! You: Cleano cleans EVERYTHING! You: baths, sinks, taps You: cutlery, children, houses You: dogs You: did I say dogs? You: YES I DID Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
Stranger: hi!
You: Anal seepage Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: ap.net? You: YEEK YEEK WOOP WOOP WHY YOU ALL UP IN MAH EAR Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: Stranger, eu sei que ce ta lendo isso aqui ... You: YEEK YEEK WOOP WOOP WHY YOU ALL UP IN MAH EAR Stranger: Foogo Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: hi, im nodz from australia, i play counter strike 1.6. if your not from australia i dont want to talk to you You: YEEK YEEK WOOP WOOP WHY YOU ALL UP IN MAH EAR You: SAYIN ALL SORTS A SHIT I AIN'T TRYIN TO HEAH You: STEP BACK MAW FUCKA YOU DON'T KNOW ME LIKE DAT Stranger: FUCK OFF CUNT Your conversational partner has disconnected. What an asshole You: YEEK YEEK WOOP WOOP WHY YOU ALL UP IN MY EAR Stranger: ronaldo You: SAYIN ALL SORTS A SHIT I AIN'T TRYIN TO HEAH You: STEP BACK MAW FUCKA YOU DON'T KNOW ME LIKE DAT Stranger: ronado fuck you? You: (STEP BACK MAW FUCKA YOU DON'T KNOW ME LIKE DAT) You: YEEK YEEK WOOP WOOP WHY YOU ALL UP IN MY EAR Stranger: you're gay of ronaldo You: SAYIN ALL SORTS A SHIT I AIN'T TRYIN TO HEAH You: STEP BACK MAW FUCKA YOU DON'T KNOW ME LIKE DAT Stranger: shut up mother fucker Stranger: kkkk You: (STEP BACK MAW FUCKA YOU DON'T KNOW ME LIKE DAT) You: YEEK YEEK WOOP WOOP WHY YOU ALL UP IN MY EAR You: SAYIN ALL SORTS A SHIT I AIN'T TRYIN TO HEAH Stranger: you is bitch? You: STEP BACK MAW FUCKA YOU DON'T KNOW ME LIKE DAT Stranger: ablas espanol? You: (STEP BACK MAW FUCKA YOU DON'T KNOW ME LIKE DAT) You: YEEK YEEK WOOP WOOP WHY YOU ALL UP IN MY EAR Stranger: fala portugues? You: SAYIN ALL SORTS A SHIT I AIN'T TRYIN TO HEAH Stranger: ronaldo? You: STEP BACK MAW FUCKA YOU DON'T KNOW ME LIKE DAT Stranger: kkkk Stranger: step of car? You: (STEP BACK MAW FUCKA YOU DON'T KNOW ME LIKE DAT) You: YEEK YEEK WOOP WOOP WHY YOU ALL UP IN MY EAR Stranger: you like dick? You: SAYIN ALL SORTS A SHIT I AIN'T TRYIN TO HEAH Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: YEEK YEEK WOOP WOOP WHY YOU ALL UP IN MY EAR You: SAYIN ALL SORTS A SHIT I AIN'T TRYIN TO HEAH Stranger: WHT FUUUCK? You: STEP BACK MAW FUCKA YOU DON'T KNOW ME LIKE DAT Stranger: LOL You: (STEP BACK MAW FUCKA YOU DON'T KNOW ME LIKE DAT) You: YEEK YEEK WOOP WOOP WHY YOU ALL UP IN MY EAR You: SAYIN ALL SORTS A SHIT I AIN'T TRYIN TO HEAH Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: YEEK YEEK WOOP WOOP WHY YOU ALL UP IN MY EAR Stranger: sabe pq o chris brown atravesso a rua ? You: SAYIN ALL SORTS A SHIT I AIN'T TRYIN TO HEAH You: STEP BACK MAW FUCKA YOU DON'T KNOW ME LIKE DAT You: (STEP BACK MAW FUCKA YOU DON'T KNOW ME LIKE DAT) Stranger: Hi. Welcome to George Foreman Grill Support Center. Whats the problem with your grill ? You: Wait, I have the song wrong. You: I have to fix it. Give me a minute. You: YEEK YEEK WOOP WOOP WHY YOU ALL UP IN MAH EAR You: TALKIN You: Wait Stranger: have you tryied to have sex with the grill ? Stranger: wtf is this song You: TALKIN A WHOLE BUNCH OF SHIT I AIN'T TRYIN TO HEAH You: GET BACK MO FUCKA YOU DON'T KNOW ME LIKE DAT You: (GET BACK AW FUCKA I DON'T KNOW YOU LIKE DAT) Stranger: TALK TO ME BASTARD You: YEEK YEEK WOOP WOOP WHY YOU ALL UP IN MY EAR You: TALKIN A WHOLE BUNCH OF SHIT I AIN'T TRYIN TO HEAH Stranger: please? You: GET BACK MO FUCKA no YOU DON'T KNOW ME LIKE DAT You: (GET BACK MO FUCKA YOU DON'T KNOW ME LIKE DAT Stranger: o NO ficou fora do cache Stranger: pereu preiba Stranger: PERDEU Stranger: RONALDO Your conversational partner has disconnected. Fuckin' weirdo. |
That's enough of that. Next person to post that shit will be disconnected. From the forums. Permanently.
|
Who the hell is Ronaldo?
|
"He thought my son Rolando, was my son Ronaldo, can you believe that?"
- One of my favorite Simpsons quotes |
:
:
|
He's a footballer, but it's a common Brazillian (?) name I believe.
|
|
Get on with it!
|
|
|
This should be the new Superman movie. I would go see that.
|
|
In the spirit of the season:
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j9...esusZombie.jpg |
I tell my daughter that Easter is the birthday of Zombie Jesus.
|
|
^
I watched this three times... That's the kind of person i am. |
That was awesome :)
|
|
|
The rose is now my wallpaper <3
|
Out of all the home-made parodies of films and shows that I've seen, this is certainly one of the better ones. |
Hey guys, if you like stuff then you'll definitely like this!
AND |
Don't you love it when morons aren't high ranking politicians? |
|
|
Absolute random awesomeness by Weird Al.
EDIT: After I found this I watched the original, called Trapped in the Closet by R. Kelly. It's a sort of sang soap which has some pretty funny moments in it. Go look it up. |
Vintage GameBoy commercial from 1989:
|
|
|
Not exactly a high priority target as far as causing death is concerned.
|
It's a tad long... |
<3 Tim Minchin |
|
Some of what Remi does is funny, but sometimes he is just a douche. I hope he gets his ass beat one day.
|
A song improvised by me and a few mates, note that it is my friend singing :tard: |