I can easily believe that you woke up on the toilet.

I asked for my friend's West Side Story.

I rolled Gerard Way.

//_')

- Rexy

Worked out on Bear Grylls

I missed my batteries running out.

I received a disturbing kinder Surprise ad from the 80's.

I took a huge, smelly forum post.

Corrija:

Kelt says:
"I fapped to a video of Buckethead."

I washed some lyrics.

I drove a sandwich.

I applied for misery

I screwed the potatoes

I scooped an Alcar.

Oh my!

I changed my friend to get online.

I printed out my civilization and scribbled a sarky comment to my Dad on the back page.

I drew my lunch and ate a picture.

I had sex with my Sega.

I typed a broadway musical about how great war is.

I would go see that...

World of 4chan

I listened to the bathroom.

I recorded the Tiny Tank soundtrack

I watered my piano.

Woke up my balls

Posted something pointless on the shitter.

I called chinese food.

Mine sort of works.