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Mac Sirloin 09-25-2007 05:19 PM

Its Rape when the being cannot consent, animals are incapable of such.

However, some animals will try to have sex with YOU so what does that make them?

Patrick Vykkers 09-25-2007 05:45 PM

So if a 9 year old girl tried to have sex with her father, would it not be immoral in your worldview?

Mac Sirloin 09-25-2007 05:48 PM

Of course it would be.



...I may also laugh.

Havoc 09-26-2007 03:55 AM

An animal consents to the act by not biting your dick off...

Mac Sirloin 09-26-2007 12:20 PM

Exactly.

I have to say, I didn't think this would be a point I'd argue for.

Havoc 09-26-2007 12:40 PM

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So if a 9 year old girl tried to have sex with her father, would it not be immoral in your worldview?

That example would be legit if we were talking about having sex with immature animals like puppies. But... we're not. To bad, you lose.

Next to the fact that it would be incest, which is a whole different discussion entirely, a 9 year old girl is not physicaly and emotionaly ready for sex and thus will never ever act on those feelings because she doesn't have them yet. Hence the scenario you provided can not and will not happen. And because it can not happen it doesn't make sense.

Leto 09-26-2007 02:00 PM

Haha PV, you're still a pooface. I thought the same until you think about male animals have sex with female humans.

loseloseloseloseloseloseloseloseloselose



EDIT!!: My post count is 2736!!! omg that's a Gregor Samsa album, I wish to never post again! Listen to them if you haven't, especially you, Kimon and OANST. (sorry for spam dudes)

Nate 09-26-2007 03:57 PM

I can permafix your postcount to 2736 if'n you wants it.

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I feel the need to point out that that is the punch line of an old joke. About a priest.

Wanting to have sex with animals is rape, you sicko.

Ooh, Non-Sequitur Aalert!

Patrick Vykkers 09-26-2007 04:57 PM

An animal cannot consent to sexual intercourse with a human, regardless of his/her age. If an animal is legally incapable of signing a contract, then it shouldn't be able to molest humans. And plus, it's unnatural to want to have sex with nonsapients.

Leto 09-26-2007 05:01 PM

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If an animal is legally incapable of signing a contract, then it shouldn't be able to molest humans.
Humping legs?

If an animal is legally incapable of signing a contract, then it shouldn't be able to call you a cunt.

There aint no fine print for everything boi.

Hobo 09-26-2007 10:33 PM

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Haha PV, you're still a pooface. I thought the same until you think about male animals have sex with female humans.

loseloseloseloseloseloseloseloseloselose



EDIT!!: My post count is 2736!!! omg that's a Gregor Samsa album, I wish to never post again! Listen to them if you haven't, especially you, Kimon and OANST. (sorry for spam dudes)

I like you. Just stop doing that.

Nate 09-27-2007 05:30 PM

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An animal cannot consent to sexual intercourse with a human, regardless of his/her age. If an animal is legally incapable of signing a contract, then it shouldn't be able to molest humans. And plus, it's unnatural to want to have sex with nonsapients.

Which still doesn't explain why you think that my sig has to do with bestiality when I clearly explained that it didn't.

Zozo the Zrilufet 09-28-2007 07:03 AM

Well in regards to the argument....I'm kinda under the impression that an animal having sex with a human hasn't much idea of what its doing, I'm not sure if they'd go further than humping legs. I don't like that snake and stripper porn for the same reason. Plus it could end up with weird hybrid offspring if taken too far....Eh, on topic, I voted fetishist since everything in my head seems to be messed up zoophillia.

Hobo 09-28-2007 08:55 AM

Zozo there are many things wrong with your post.

So i shall now mistake you for a male.

Laser 09-28-2007 10:49 AM

a thing i heard was On average a male thinks of sex every 6 seconds!
hmm

Alcar 09-28-2007 04:01 PM

I don't think it's that often. But it is pretty common - it's very easy to see someone walk by and thought-rape them :p

Alcar...

Mutual Friend 09-28-2007 06:16 PM

I think as long as you have sex with an animal that is really cool (like crocodiles and ostriches) it isn't morally wrong.

Nate 09-28-2007 06:45 PM

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a thing i heard was that average males think of sex every 6 seconds!
hmm

That should really be "On average a male thinks of sex every 6 seconds". So a male could actually go without thinking about sex for several hours but then spend the next 20 minutes solidly thinking about sex. On average, it works out to the same.

Devilz Daughter 09-29-2007 02:03 PM

Why are you talking about this its GROSS!!! some ong get me 10 bucits aaaawwww!!

Leto 09-29-2007 02:37 PM

Did you not need permission from your parents to go on this forum, isn't that in the signup? Or at least there used to be. :(

Anywho, if you're 11, you shouldn't be clicking on a sexual orientation poll. We talk about this because it is something that applies to everyone and how they are mistreated because of it, and because some sexual orientations are really really funny.

Mutual Friend 09-29-2007 02:56 PM

11 year-olds have a sexuality, don't see why they should be removed from such discussions.

Besides, how else are we supposed to impose Our Gay Agenda and convert the yoof into the undead marching army of gay?

Patrick Vykkers 09-29-2007 03:36 PM

11 year olds don't have a sexuality, they haven't reached puberty yet.

The best way to impose the Gay Agenda is using the Gay Psychic Dominator complete with the Gay Bomb (real),the Gay Daleks (real video) and by feeding children soy beans (WND story).

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Why are you talking about this its GROSS!!! some ong get me 10 bucits aaaawwww!!

Please, for God's sake, tell me you are a troll. While I agree sex is needed less, it's stupid to look at a topic about sex if you are 11 and don't want to be grossed out.

Mutual Friend 09-29-2007 03:40 PM

I remember being 6-7, fascinated by male genitalia, and did a few things with another boy I would certainly say were sexual, or maybe erotic, in nature.

To say sexuality begins at puberty is somewhat simplistic.

Patrick Vykkers 09-29-2007 03:48 PM

Wasn't it the fundie theory that homosexuality was caused by pedophiles preying on children? Maybe they had a point..

Mutual Friend 09-29-2007 03:55 PM

I'm sure I don't understand. Speak plainly and I shall be attentive.

The above story had no mention of paedophilia.

Patrick Vykkers 09-29-2007 04:15 PM

Well, it's possible that your early sexual development may have occured from the predatory activities of an adult introducing sexual activity to your psyche at an early age.

Mutual Friend 09-29-2007 04:23 PM

Which never happened, so...?

Venks 09-29-2007 04:36 PM

Silly PV puberty stars at different times for different people. I didn't hit it till 13 but I know others that did as early as 9. Oh and pedos don't cause their victims to be homos! Pedos cause their victims to become future pedos! It's one of those which came first the chicken or the egg things.

Oh and I don't care if the world needs more sex or not I will make it my duty to have sex as much as possible. Though I was going to do that anyways I don't really need to spite you.

Nate 09-29-2007 05:36 PM

I think PV's point is that if we shelter the little childrens from anything vaguely sexual, they'd grow up to be honest, straight, god-fearing christians. Personally, I think that it's more likely to produce slut-whores who'll throw themselves at anyone who winks at them.

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I remember being 6-7, fascinated by male genitalia, and did a few things with another boy I would certainly say were sexual, or maybe erotic, in nature.

I can't say that anything like that occurred to me at that age but I do know several guys who were aware of their sexuality by then.

Patrick Vykkers 09-29-2007 06:56 PM

In other words; I hate you (you have said I am as evil as Khomeini and are demented), so I'm putting words in your mouth.

I was playing Devil's Advocate. I do not believe homosexuality is caused by pedophilia. I do not believe in sheltering children from sex. I believe society should shut up about sex, be you the Glenn Quagmires or Helen Lovejoys of the world. I don't care about it, as long as it's consenting sapient adults.

Venks 09-29-2007 07:56 PM

Oh PV what would I do without you?
Anyways I like talking about sex but sadly I find myself with a lack of people to talk to that actually have had experience.
PV why does it have to be consenting with you? A little raping is good here and there. You know they want it. Especially the poor sex-deprived children.

Devilz Daughter 09-30-2007 02:29 AM

Well I dont remember it being in the rules and when I was 3-4 I seen some thing gross going on betwen my mum and her xxx boy friend aaarrrrr!

Zozo the Zrilufet 09-30-2007 03:07 AM

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PV why does it have to be consenting with you? A little raping is good here and there. You know they want it. Especially the poor sex-deprived children.

I know that's sarcasm but....No, just no. Reminds me, I have a bone to pick with Chris.

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Well I dont remember it being in the rules and when I was 3-4 I seen some thing gross going on betwen my mum and her xxx boy friend aaarrrrr!

....Wow, your mom needs a slap.

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Zozo there are many things wrong with your post.

So i shall now mistake you for a male.

Good point...Well I think I have zoophillia in my head, but I wouldn't act upon it. Horay for signature. Plus I think I have fetishes for things that don't exist.

And I can't tell whenever Devilzdaughter said ten biscuits or buckets in a previous post.

looney-bin 09-30-2007 07:38 AM

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Oh PV what would I do without you?
Anyways I like talking about sex but sadly I find myself with a lack of people to talk to that actually have had experience.
PV why does it have to be consenting with you? A little raping is good here and there. You know they want it. Especially the poor sex-deprived children.

Geoffrey Leonard, is that you?!

Devilz Daughter 09-30-2007 08:03 AM

Yer and evey time she get's dumped I all ways say I wonder who's next? :lol: and about the slap I still havent tolled her.

Laser 09-30-2007 11:54 AM

other people's lives are so riveting arn't they?:banghead:

OANST 09-30-2007 12:22 PM

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Yer and evey time she get's dumped I all ways say I wonder who's next? :lol: and about the slap I still havent tolled her.

I have no idea what you just said.


Anyway, I enjoy fornicating. It doesn't hold the fascination for me that it did 10 years ago but I still greatly enjoy the act of sex. I've been with the same person exclusively for 7 years now and the sex hasn't slowed down or become boring. In fact, I'd say it's gotten better in the last couple of years. That seems to be more because we have grown closer emotionaly more than any kind of new techniques. I hope this post was what the thread was asking for or else this post will come off a little strange.

Mutual Friend 09-30-2007 12:38 PM

It comes off very well.

Mac Sirloin 10-01-2007 12:47 PM

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I have no idea what you just said.


Anyway, I enjoy fornicating. It doesn't hold the fascination for me that it did 10 years ago but I still greatly enjoy the act of sex. I've been with the same person exclusively for 7 years now and the sex hasn't slowed down or become boring. In fact, I'd say it's gotten better in the last couple of years. That seems to be more because we have grown closer emotionaly more than any kind of new techniques. I hope this post was what the thread was asking for or else this post will come off a little strange.

Not to be a pushy dick, but are you married, OANST? You mention your daughter so I presume you are with a wife/spouse.

I just ask because you also stated you've been in a relationship for about 7 years, so, you know.

And Devilz Daughter? GET THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETS.

Havoc 10-01-2007 01:01 PM

Your internets?