Ewwww, vagina.

Are you paying her monies, then?

Y HALO THAR BUTTSECKS!

:fuzconf:?..........:)That made no sense.

He said 'Why hello there buttsex!'... meaning he likes taking it up the bum, apparently.

:)I know that but....:fuzconf:Theres pretty much no subject or whatever in what he's saying.

Don't worry, it's just the bliss of randomness. And this is a thread and poll on sex, so why not? :p though I tend to think inserting a penis into a rectum would be rather unhygenic, and I shall be avoiding it when the time comes.

OMG unhygenic? God, I almost fell off the computer chair because I was laughing so hard. Nearly LMFAO there.

Har. I'm being funny when I'm trying to be mature, that's a bad sign :p or was it just the distict terminology?

PENIS!
RECTUM!

:pI think for me, sex will only take place in my mind. And I'm not even the one doing it in my head anyways, so happy virginity for me.

yay virginity! Long live...Well, in this age thats a hard thing to do...

By spores eh? But where is the physical burning passionate love? What a shame.
I'm sure as hell glad humans don't reproduce that way. I like messing around.
You know what they say: "Once you pop you just can't stop."

I know what you mean. Last Friday I was busy all day. And by busy all day, I mean having sex continually.

Tsk tsk. You need to be more open to things Sparky. I guess I can over look somethings if you're willing to join my harem though.

You've inspired me to become a eunuch.

No man wants to become a eunuch.. you're secretly a woman aren't you. Either way you shouldn't give up penis so fast.

I do. I would even pay money to become one. What use is sperm in a celibate profession?

Do you have some sort of sex phobia or something?
You know what they say: "Don't knock it till you try it."

No, I just like bread, wine, and the Supreme Being more than sex.

I've had my penis inside a few vaginas.

:)Wow, I thought that Disgruntled Intern guy just dissapeared off the forums for ages...And he returned, yay him.

How do you know if you've never tried sex? Also, do wish to become some sort of priest or something? If so fair enough, stand up for what you believe in.

But otherwise what the fuck are you doing with your life? Being limited from all the great things in the world because of belief in something you'll never meet, that doesn't control or judge you, and ultimately doesn't exist.

Put down the bible, score some weed and get laid.

:)You remind of teenagers who want to have sex for the sake of having sex or social status or because everyone else is doing it.....I still want a virgin ring.

Haha I'm not saying that. I'm a virgin myself and in no rush to have sex, but I don't see why something that doesn't even exist should stop people from living life to the fullest. :)

I have sex just becuase it feels very, very good. ^^

Only someone who has never had sex would say that. I never had sex for social status. I had sex because I wanted to fuck and dear lord, is it great.

There's nothing wrong with not wanting to have sex but to pass off having sex as part of a social status denies the pure awesomosity of fucking and sucking.

This man speaks for every non virgin on this forum.

Not counting the ass fucking PV got in this thread from Rich of course!

Well, I'll be 118 and be setting up hospitals for you doped up, STD laden bastards. Meanwhile, I'll be faaat and drunk as a skunk. I'll be Pope Tuck I!

Also how do you know good religion until you've tried it?

STD laden? Ever heard of condoms? Oh yeah, they're not allowed in popesville.

Wha?

What does that even mean?

Ok lets make a deal. I'll check out this Christian church thats seriously across the street from my house if you go get laid.
Don't worry about STDs, just remember: "Don't be a fool, wrap your tool."

Here's the problem. It's a lot easier to be a christian than it is to get laid.

I'm also ugly, uglier than Meg Griffin crossed with Helen Thomas.

I'm not exactly pretty, myself. Since we're all sharing.

Well I am and I'm not getting any so its not all its cracked up to be. :p

Yeah, that's what I've never been able to get. Back in high school, the only guys I knew who were getting any action were the dumbarses who'd been hit with the ugly stick. And yet they managed to have hot girlfriends. The universe is wierd like that.

Come over here Rich and we'll solve both our problems at once...

You make me lol.

Have you never heard of the 'paper bag'?

There's such a thing as good religion? :fuzconf:

Well, differentiating Scientology and Islam from Buddhism, Judaism, and nonexpansionist Christianity.

But let's NOT GO THERE.

Seriously, who the hell needs sex? It's not necessary except about once a lifetime for maybe 5% of the population. Why not spend that time on productive things, like the military, art, or mimed sex with art galleries and machine guns? Or donating to me so I can donate a billion to Spore's production?

The first four being the good ones? Seriously though, don't bring religion into my threads or I will have to drive a wooden pole through your penis, spoon your eyes out with a fork, feed your nose to a pig and hang you upside down next to an active church bell while old ladies throw their uteruses at you.

EDIT: On another note. I just had sex. Twice.

Old ladies throwing uteri? Like this;
http://zombietime.com/walk_for_life/IMG_4422.JPG
*At the Walk for Life pro abortion counterprotest*

Also, I assume by having sex twice you mean you had a three way at the zoo. Congrats.