Granted, now it is too cold. Lol...

I wish for a cd rack.

Apple makes the cd rack, calling it the iRack.

Unfortunately, the iRack is very unstable and as soon as you put cds onto it, it begins to fall apart. But when you try to withdraw your cds, the iRack, now with no pressure to hold pieces to together, collapses completely.

I wish someone will get that corrupted wish.

Granted, and now they're angry at you for corrupting the wish, so they decide to trace your I.P. address and find were you live and kill you in a very slow and painful way.

I wish my fancomic will turn out awesome.

LOL at mitsur....

Granted, everyone loves it so much that you become a quadromillionaire. However you get into a brutal car crash destroying your legs. You are saved by and insane nurse lady, who demands that you keep writing the fan-fic for her on a degenerate typewriter. You try to escape, and get your pain pills. You also grab a knife to kill her, however she finds out and cuts off your foot and thumb. You eventually escape, but now you are mutilated and constantly seeing her come back, axe in hand....

Stephen King's Misery style!

I wish someone has actually read the book and/or movie to get that corruption.

Granted, I corrupt the wish anyway since I have nothing better to say about the corruption proccess it goes through. Wtf i just say then?

I wish for a good iRack.

OT: iRack ftw!

Oh, come on Chubfish. Wishes are okay, but fantasys are'nt fair.

I wish more people would learn about my iRack post.

Granted! Apple actually creates the iRack due to popular demand. They give you the credit and you become a squillionaire overnight. A week later, you're murdered in your sleep and all your money stolen.

I wish I didn't have the "I wish I wish I didn't kill that fish" stuck in my head.

Granted! god pulls out that annoying song but also half your brain.

I wish batteries didn't run out.

Batteries are sold with out power in them at all the world go's mad with no battery powerd technology

I wish my computer wasn't so slow

Granted. It's speed splits the space-time continuum, making the iRack stable, George W. Bush smart, and giving this thread purpose.



I wish for something to do with my summer.

Granted, but all you are able to to is look at Abe Vigoda porn

I wish Mitsur would shut up about that Irack.

Granted but he gets pissed off at you and rams a carrot into your left eye.

I wish I had a pet wolverine.

you do but it is a cute small poodle like qualitys and someone has to go and punch it because of its sickening qualitys (like i do to poodles anyway)

I wish for a wish

your wish for a wish is corupted so your 2nd wish is not granted corectly

I wish I had all the power's of god

Granted but then people are pissed off at you creating man so they burn your floating palace down.

I wish I didnt have to do exams

The exam day keeps repeating itself over and over in a loop

I wish george bush was in a mental asylum.

Granted, but then an iRack falls on your head and knocks you unconcious and then you become a babbling moron later on and get put the mental asylum as well, and...yeah...thats about it really.

I wish for an iHouse. That has 3 bathrooms and lots of rooms for the whole family. And a black iRack and some mints.

but iHouse has a H.A.L style 2001 space oddysee style program that kills you

i wish i had my own concert hall full of drums & precussion gear

Granted. However you can't play any of these instruments, so it is a huge waste of space.

I wish for a grenade

uh oh! u didn't wish for a pin!

i wish i cud fly

You fly......Through Nate's window, thus breaking it and annoying him to chase you out of his house and down the street with a....Lobster.

I wish I could make my cat speak Engish.

You are A) sucked into a plane's engine
B) struck by lightning
C) shot by dick cheney
and die

I wish I was luckier

You suddenly get so lucky you become a billionare with a supermodel wife and your own personal butler and stretch hummer. The Queen writes to you congratulating you on your success, and sends you some of her royal guards.

But then the commoners become jealous and angry and they decide to take your wealth by force. They flood into your million-dollar-worth estate by the thousands, all armed with guns n' things. The royal guards are helpless against them, and your supermodel wife betrays you by telling the masses the whereabouts of your secret hidout. Your butler, turned insane by the events, turns around and assrapes you just as the vengeful mob bursts in and kills you, then stick your head on a pike.

...I wish I could get a job.

Granted, but it's as Jim Robinson's transexual gay proctologist.
I wish I hadn't made so many enemies.

The whole world is peaceful and loving but then they all die after eating too many magic mushrooms

I wish i could work out my mind

Granted. But you accidently dump all the vital info, making you a complete dumbass...

I wish I could turn things to gold.

Granted but you accedently turn yourself into gold and then are droped into the sea

I wish I could turn into any animal I choose.

wish granted.
you turn into the bonobo monkey which (for you who don't know) are the most sexed primapes there are and you lose a penis fighhting battle (where you rub penises together) and die in shame

I wish i could of answered that turn anything to gold wish with a masturbateing corruption

Granted. Everyone knows you're a total pervert and nobody likes you, if they ever did.

I wish new members would actually bother to spell check.

Granted. They now use perfect spelling and grammar. Then have you lynched for making a spelling mistake.

I wish I could have my own theme song that plays whenever I want it to.

granted. but it pisses you off aftr 2 days nd u cnt contol it. u wud kill yourself if that damned sappy music didnt keep disteracting you

i wish i got all A1s in my summer exams

Granted.

...

Wait, no it wasn't. A person with your smarts can't get A's even from a wish.

I wish OANST wouldn't rub off on me.

Wish granted! Now he rubs on you! :P

i wish my idea would work

It does, but in doing so you indirectly cause the destruction of the universe.

I wish I could have a really awesome out of body experience, they sound fun.

You go out of your body to find you forgot where you left it.

I wish i was an eskimo.

Granted. You freeze to death.

No wish.

Your penis falls off from frostbite.

I wish I had really long fingers.

Granted but they keep growing and never stop they soon wrap around the universe

I wish I chould turn into venom

You accidently poison yourself and die.

I wish i could eat pie forever

you can, but burn in hell for glutttony

i wish i had a car and cud drive