Kas: *cautiously comes forward, until he is standing a few meters from Sejsx* Yes, my pretty flower?
Jayne: Argg, this stuffa wont comft off! Grr…*Paws at his face, nearly pulling his mask off,* opps, wouldn’t want dat tha’ fall offa…*scratches his thick scar, then looks over at Kas* Whats 'es doin'? |
"Aww that wont do at all kas!" sejsx said. "you need to get closer to get your reward!" she said beckoning him again, while almost half laughing at the situation jayne was in.
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OOC: :DWhat wish? On noes! Not that PM111!!! Noooooooees! It was a joke! :DOkay, more seriously, I kinda think Sejsk should be a little mad at Jayne for threatening to shoot her ages ago. And where did Ilovehammy! go?! If she doesn't reply to Lulu eventually, I'll just have him ignore her. Aaaaand Gareth has dissapeared off of the face of the earth too.
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OOC: How do they do it? (the dudes who dissapare) Well Sejsx did hit Kas...If someone hit my friends I'ld kick their a** hehe...
IC: Kas: reward? *Curious now, he steps right up to Sejsx* What is it? Jayne: *still trying to get the dirt off his face, which clings stubbonly to him* Grr, damn stuff, Gerroff! |
Sejsx gave kas a kiss, right on his middle tentacle (probably the equivalent of kissing someone of the cheek or summin xD) and shot him a grin. "now were even for before okay?" Sejsx said, while shurpessing another fit of giggles at jayne.
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OOC: My eyes! I said no cybering111!!! :lol:
IC Lulu still followed Star, hopping madly to catch up. "So, what's your name? Hello?" - Howler gagged, Vobos laughed from his cubicle and Mike rolled his eyes upon seeing Sejsk kiss Kas. Howler continued to watch the sloggies as they wandered around the shop, eating the food. |
OOC: calm down, its just a kiss *rolls eyes* its not like anyones going to make them do sus things or anything xD
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ooc: Oh my gosh you guys, I'm so sorry for being away so freakin' long. I've been helping my family work at our park and museum. It's been hard to even find time for myself lately. Please forgive me!
ic: *Star noiced Lulu hoping hurridly behind her, asking her name, nearly out of breath. She stopped and let him finally catch up.* Star:" Oh, I'm sorry darling. I didn't see you." *She smiled, seeing Lulu obviously somewhat frustrated* *In her usual flirty tone...* " My name is Star. And your name is???" |
OOC: :DYou are forgiven, lolz.
IC Lulu finally stopped, out of breath. "My-gasp!-name-gasp!-is Lulu!-GAAASP! So where are you from? I used to be a glokstar, but then I went crazy and blew 3 million moolah on a can of fish eggs! Did you read about it in the newspaper?" He froze, remembering the 'LULU BLAMED FOR VYKKERS LABS DISASTER!' Headline. "....Uhhh, never mind the paper, so where are you from? Are you a queen?" He kept on blabbering and blabbering. |
ooc: Thank you!!!
ic: Star:" Hold on," *She laughed* "One question at a time!" *She came a little closer to him* "It's nice to meet you, Lulu. Although, I haven't heard of you, I can tell you used to be a Glockstar. I'm a Glockstar, as you can see, at the moment but not a queen." *She laughed again* "Um, so why did you spend 3 mil. on Gabbiar? You don't seem the type to like that fishy stuff." |
OOC: haven't been too long, have I?
IC: Salve looked on, bemused. He'd never understand woman, as long as he lived. He didn't presume so, anyway. maybe that was just because he'd never had such feelings for anyone before particularly, not in that sense. He took her into the shop, and sat her down. He then turned around and peered out the door to check where Lulu was. He was with that female Glockstar ("Lotta love or whut goin' on todayz" :P), so he should be fine. He then sat down on a crate that looked like it wouldn't get crushed, and looked at the odd Slig and the Sloggies. Brudda was also with them, eating the Scrab cakes. He crushed his cigar in his hand, dropped it and lit another. Lil' Brudda sniffed at the Scrab cakes, eating them. He was done for now, he thought, and went up to the others, and looked at them. He'd rarely seen Steef before...he sniffed its legs. |
Lulu stopped and thought for a moment. "Hmmmmm....I don't know why, I kinda woke up and I'd won the auction and wasted all the money from the charity that was set up in my name. I don't even like gabbiar, the next thing I knew after leaving was that the valet slig ran off and I woke up and the can was gone! I think that was the most craziest and worst day of my life..." Vobos and Mike ran out of the shop, before Vobos tripped, knocking the both of them over. "Dadoobee!" Vobos said, getting up and staring at the advertisement tv, seeing an advertisement for the capture of Abe and Munch. "...Oooooooh!"
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OOC: good ta have you back ILH! weve missed youuuu!
Sejsx saw the two glukkons conversing outside and snorted, she'd never undertand them, not that she wanted to. she turned to the bloo brudda and said "Thakyou for your help too, it was invaluble" she said, nodding her head to him. then watched that crazy vykker run out the store again. sejsx then decided that she better have a rest or summin, because she was still feeling quite sore. She moved over to the corner and curled up, and closed her eyes. |
Kas: *falls over in shock*
Jayne: *looks amused* hehe, bet that never happned tha' yo'll before, eh? Haha! Kas: *picks himself up, blushing* No, it hasn't. Jayne: *grins* Yeah, 'cause most lassies jus' punc' ye ohn and leaf it at tha'...Hehe... |
Sejsx had just drifed off to sleep, when she started to have nightmares. she was in her old cell at the agency, but she was chained. Shadows moved as the single light in her cell moved from side to side. She heard the slig before she saw him, it was xandiel. she stalked up to her, with the same knife he'd used to cut her horns off. "youve been naughty" he said, his voice full of malice "and we know what heppend to naughty steefies". He put the knife against her neck and applied pressure, the blade peircing her skin. "their heads get made..." xandiel whispered in her ear "Into TROPHIES!".With that, he swung his arm up, then brought it back to her neck, fast as anything. Sejsx screamed and thrashed on the floor, before waking up in a cold sweat.
OOC: woo! NIGHT TERRORS! cobras D: |
Kas: *darts over to Sejsx* Are you alright?
Jayne: *snorts* Whatta stopid question, Kassie. Does sh' looke alright? Kas: You, shut it. Jayne: *offended* fine, dohnt listen tha' meh then. |
IC: "Welcome..." He said quitely as she fell asleep. He dozed off slightly too, dreaming about that brawl in the pub...good times, good times. He was then startled by a scream from nearby. The Steef again. She's having a rough day, he thought. He placed a hand on her shoulder, but didn't say anything.
Brudda startled at the scream, and turned. No gunfire or anythng. He ignored it and went outside, and looked around. He ebgan sniffing the floor, following a trail. It led to the Glukkons. He looked up at them. One had some shiny clothes. He looked at the shiny Glukkons, wondering why it was so shiny. |
Sejsx shook her head, hoping to get rid of the remnants of that dream. 'why the hell did all this s***t hafta happen to me?' she questioned herself, finding no answer, she sighed. The almost jumped when she felt a reassuring hand on her shoulder. It was that bigbro bodyguard, she realized. she gave him a look that said 'thankyou' and drifted back to sleep.
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Kas: Hmm...what else to do...?
Jayne: I dunno, mahbeh we should-*breaks off and begins to sneeze violently, his entire frame shuddering* Kas: *skips out of the way* watch where your sneezing, Jayne* Jayne: Ahhchoo! Ahhchoo!*continues sneezing* Kas: Yuck, stop it. |
Sejsx half woke up to the sound of jayne sneezing. "Urg, cant a steef get some sleep around here, damn brids" she said before rolling over "can't even see me without runnin away, well maybe suncatcher better teach 'em a lesson" she mumbled, then she fell silent again.
OOC: started a fic about sejsx's past. shall post it when done. this post realtes to the background. this has been a watermelody news flash. |
Kas: Jayne, stop sneezing! Your getting snot on me!
Jayne: Ahhhmmm noht! Ahhchoo! Kas: *wipes his face, screwing it up* Nasty, Jayne. Jayne; *halts sneezing, and wipes his tentacles tenderly* Oww... Kas: You alright there? Jayne:*nods* Huh, I'ma fhine... |
OOC: fwee! i got my pic of sejsx done. some of the credit gors to dancing seef though, for her drawings helped me get the anatomy right @_@. enjoy!
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OOC: Nice pic :D
IC: Salve looked around the shop for a minute...he took his hand of the Steef's shoulder and went outside to the Gluks, where Brudda was circling them, sniffing around the floor around the feet. Lil' Brudda sniffed, and found another trail. he followed it a little, finding it was coming from the sewers. He traced it back to the Glukkons. it wasn't from them, presumably from a Fleech or something earlier. He started sniffing the metal legs of his new master. |
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OOC: That's the actual Steef model used for the game, why would it be incorrect in any way?
Why don't you post as Lulu or anything for now? And you're sort of supposed to just see what happens...if you want to head elsewhere, then fine, do that and see what happens. It's part of the fun. |
OOC: I meant Watermelody's picture, and I think I'm waiting for Ilovehammy! To reply to Lulu, but I seemed to forget what happened to most of my characters. Ah well.
IC Vobos ran to the formerly screaming Sejsk, babbling away in a panic before Mike picked up a snuzi from one of the stalls. Loading it, Vobos took a sudden interest and took one too, loading it with a chemical container saying 'WARNING! LIQUID LAUGHING GAS! SEEK IMMEDIATE MEDICAL ADVICE IF CHEMICAL COMES INTO CONTACT WITH SKIN!' Like an idiot, he laughed and shot a needle, hitting Howler in the back. The slig froze, before smiling a ridiculous smile and speeding like a remote control car around the shop and out of it, leaving the sloggies to wander freely. - Lulu watched as Howler sped past, making litter blow up in the wind. "Was that a slig? Well, that's not something you see everyday, eh Star?" |
ooc: Sorry for being away yesterday! Lot's o' stuff on my to-do-list.
ic: Star: "It most certainly is not! That was very strange indeed. But, anyway, about the Gabbiar, that's really strange too. Wonder what happened. Think you were pocessed (sorry if that's spelled wrong!) by someone? Were there any Mudokons around at the auction? If there were, that explains your problem, darling. Mudokon's can be sneaky little creeps. I would bet on that, but you don't seem to have a dime right now. Why don't you hang out with me for a while, Lulu? I don't know this place very well and perhaps we could help one another. |
OOC: i think the trial thing would be good! lol my characters had her fun xD. and also, i didnt mean for that scene to be 'kinky' as you delightfully put it. it was just supposed to be creepy. CREEPY I SAY!
my RP skills have left the buliding. nice to see you ILH! =D |
Lulu thought for a moment as the crazed crawling slig zoomed around in a circle, chasing his tail. "Possesed...Yeah, that could of happened! I felt like I was trying to fight a voice in my head or something!....Uhhh, yeah, i suppose we could hang out! Oh yeah, i remembered something!" Lulu hopped away for a couple of minutes before returning with his sparkly glokstar hat on. "I've still got my shiny hat!" He ducked as Vobos shot the snuzi over his head. "That vykker scares me..." "Daadoobee!"
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Kas: *sniffed and turned, twirling his cane*
Jayne: Thi' is rathe' blande dhay, isnt ith? Kas: Yes indeed...A lot of interedting things...*Looks at Vobo, who had a snuzi* Strange Vykker...bit stupid of one, isnt he? Jayne: Yef, woner whata happned? Kas: Dont know, or care for that matter Jayne. |
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ooc: Thanks! I'm glad to be back. By the way, sorry for not totally understanding the 'creepy Slig' situation. I thought Howler was a Howler Punk! Oh well, sorry just the same. I'll try to keep a better focus on what’s happening. :) ic: *Star was happy that Lulu agreed to be with her. Other then Shickwayla and Opple Steefson (of Rupture Farms), she didn't have very many friends at all. Most Oddworld inhabitants take one look at her and assume she's just like other Glukkon’s, nasty, greedy and demanding. Star, as we all know, wasn't any of those horrible things. People simply don't understand her. :( * Star: *Jumps out of the way of the snuzi shot* "Yikes! That Vykker scares me too! What the freak's wrong with him? He could have killed us! *Exhales hard* "I have a feeling that our little walk together will be one of the most exciting and possibly dangerous ever." *She smiled a bit at the thought of what may lie ahead.* "Let's get outta here before we DO get shot!" *Starts to walk away, hoping Lulu, her newfound friend, will follow.* "I like your hat by the way. It's so you!" *Giggles at her flirty exaggeration* |
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IC Lulu hapilly followed Star, tossing the hat onto his head with his teeth and hopping quickly. "Dunno what's with that vykker, I thought vykkers were meant to be smart! So where are you from? Is your ma Lady Margaret? Strange how she like everyones mom but not much people know her well, huh?" Vobos fiddled with his gun, before accidently shooting himself and running around in hyperactivity, dragging Mike by the chains before Howler crashed into a bin. |
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Star: "I was raised in a bad home, by bad parents. I'm related to Lady Margaret of course, but she's not my mother. My mother was actually worse than L.M. She always told me I was nothing, that I would never make it on Oddworld, and that I would never get as rich as her. Well, I proved her wrong didn't I? I'm one of the richest, most popular, and most sucessful Glukkon's in histroy. I'm not trying to brag or anything, I just wanted to tell you about how much I've improved since I left my home and went on my own way." *She paused for amoment, thinking about her hard past, then looked up and keep on walking.* "Sorry about that. Anyways, where are you from and what's your story, darling?" |
Lulu thought for a moment as Howler ran inside the metal bin, like a hamster in a cylindrical ball. "Well, I got hatched, had some time with Ma, got a job, had a charity opened in my name by someone else, got rich quick then lost it all at Vykkers Labs...Then it blew up when I left and everyone thinks I blew it up for no reason...The I came here and no ones bothered me!" He smiled, showing yellow teeth. "But I stink like trash and I'm hungry, what about you?" Vobos yelled as he ran on top of the rolling bin at Mike's expense, causing it to sped down an alleyway and crash. The lid rolled by before flipping on its side as some ratz ran past.
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IC: Brudda yelped and jumped back as the Slig shot past. He then ran after him and saw it crash into a bin. He rammed the bin with his head to stop it, and barked in "Hey, loony boy, you alright?"
Salve followed the two Glukkons. That hat of lulu's certainly added extra proof to the story. A mudokon...that would be a very amiable case, and believable, though the only real reason he thought a Mud would want Gabbiar is if they held them sacred like they did well nigh every beast of the land. He then watched the insane Vykker spazz in a circle, evidently having shot itself. Psycho. Bored, he decided whether or not to add to the conversation. He mumbled something, not 100% whether or not to butt in. He lit another cigarette, and held a pair out to Gluks in an offer. |
Lulu hapilly took it in his mouth, while Howler looked at Lil'Brudda, giggling crazily. "HihihihihihowsthesloggiesIfeelhappytodaywheeee!" He barked. Vobos ran off again, still dragging the bruised Mike with him.
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Am I allowed to post again today? If not, sorry! I don't know the limit. |
OOC: Is the limit the problem so much as rapidly posting next to each other? Even though it's tempting?
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OOC: Uhhhh....^^;Okay, I take all blame....I'll just wait for someone else to post, sorry.
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OOC: lets all stop bickering, and continue tha roleplay mmkay? =D. we need someone to make a bad ass bounty hunter, or xandiel could come back for revenge (with reinforcements) and cart lulu off, along with everyone else xD.
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