Damn. My concience keeps on telling me to complain to make this an RPG! get out of my head dairy bastard! I will not take orders from a cookie! I live off of randomness! I know the screaming intern! What a great story! Now pardon me while I burst into flames! wow that hurt! I love this show! metroid boogy doog! Pull my claw! the lord of the metroids: the two metroids! all anit-climaxis in plots welcome! a subsidiary of megadeathkill since two seconds ago! How many licks does it take to get to the center of a metroid?! I also hate pink bunny land, I think it's nickname is PBS kids! (continues to yell random things)
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scrab queen, have you considered therapy? ;)
Great chapter mitsur. First off, I was in it, woo me. Second, MONOPOLY! Yeah! Great, totally random thing to throw in to the chapter. Finally, pink bunny planet? I don't know whether to laugh or be terrified. I'm looking forward to the next chapter mitsur. |
Actually that RPG thing is not at all a bad idea...
In fact, I think it's a... kinda... ace idea... If people agree we could start an untold legend RPG in NOA&L. |
That sounds like a great idea splat! :) I'd join! ;)
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I'd hit that- I mean, join that! Sounds great!
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Whoo yeah! whoo- wait. Crap. The dairy bastard and the talking cookie won! that means...OH NO! Holy cheese llama I have defiled you! Please forgive me! I shall now spontaniously combust into a pile of flaming cheese while I join the RPG. My keyboard will suffer a cheesy death.
Also, I have made a sketch of havoc in his normal clothes (instead of the tiger costume). I still need to finish it, cause I suck at hair and eyes. |
I'd be happy to see an RPG of this happen. Sounds a lot of fun.
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Don't we already live in it?
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I see references from discworld in there ;)
Waffles was likely to be from me, but if it's not, which is prolly right, then i have misjudged your ability to say waffles. Lol great chapter! |
Geez, I'm wiped today. My arm hurts, my back hurts, and it's about 8:30 right now.
I'm really sorry, but, like before, I'm going to have to delay even more. Expect a new chapter..uh...thursday? I have baseball tryouts on wensday, at 5:30, so I'll probably be tired, but I might be able to do this. Note that I have not been lazy! I've been trying to figure out a way to make Evil Pink Bunny World justice, but nothing's really clicked yet. Sorry. |
Can I be there for no apparent reason?
I'm erratic in my dimensional lucidity, you know. |
I realize I have overshot my goal. Again.
Ok, ok. Go ahead and launch the Cool-Whip cannons. I deserve it. Lemme just get down to the chapter. Now, prepare to enter: THE BUNNY ZONE ______________________________________________ Chapter 8: Not-So-Fantasy Land "Hi! What's your name?" Mitsur looked down, and saw a cute, pink, cartoony-looking rabbit. Horrified, he saw that it had a crimson ribbon in it's hair. Still, it seemed vaguely familiar-looking to him. Mitsur thought hard, but he couldn't come up with anything. "U-uh. M-m-mitsur." He stuttered. Suddenly he realized where he had seen it before, and calmed. This place could actually end up awesome. "Do you have any friends?" The rabbit smiled. "Of course I do, silly! I have lotsa friends! We even call ourselves a club name!" "What name would that be?" He inquired. "Happy tree friends!" It said, giggling. "Although we do get hurt a lot, it's very fun! We want you to play with us!" Mitsur's blood went cold. Things could get very ugly, very fast. "Uh, I'll have to pa-" He started, but was cut off as the bunny, still smiling, took out an AK-47 and aimed it at his heart with one hand. "Pwese. I insist. We insist." The sinister evil rabbit said, still looking cute and adorable. Mitsur stood perfectly still. Holy shit. They can make an awesome thing into my worst nightmare. That button must be strong. At least as strong as Chuck Norris. Mitsur thought distantly, as he was dragged along by what looking like an adorable bunny, but was actually Satan incarnate. The AK-47 was still aimed at his heart, and Mitsur realized he had to do something before he met Flippy. "Hey, look! Cake!" Mitsur shouted, and flung out an arm. The bunny quickly turned, but it was not quick enough. Mitsur lunged for the gun, and wrapped both his arms around it, and gave a mighty tug. The bunny, incredibly, hung on. They rolled, wrestling for the gun. Both resorted to kicking and biting. "Shit, you're strong," Mitsur panted. "How'd you get this tough by dying all the time?" The bunny didn't answer. She grabbed the gun, and with a titanic effort, wrenched it from Mitsur's hands. Mitsur felt cold fear come on as the bunny cocked the AK-47. He desperately searched his mind for a way out, and he realized he could use his knowledge of them to win. "Wait!" He said, holding up a hand. "I just have one more request!" The bunny didn't lower the gun, but stopped all the same. "What?" "I...I need you to mail this letter to my mom for me." Mitsur dug in his pockets, and a envelope spontaneously appeared. He dug out a piece of old homework, pretended to sign his name on it with a stub of pencil he also had, and stuffed it into the envelope. "Please, seal it and send it when you can," He said desperately. The bunny nodded, and put the edge of the envelope near her tongue, and swiped. Silence reigned for a few moments. Time stood still. "Oh, you bahtud." The bunny said, and her tongue fell to the ground, sliced in half. Blood began to gush, horribly graphic. Mitsur tugged the gun away from the already paling rabbit, and turned away, shivering with a mix of disgust and awful glee he always felt watching the videos. The rabbit's tongue hit the ground, still bleeding horribly. She was dead. Mitsur shot her in the head, to make sure. He checked the clip, and, satisfied it was full, moved toward the area the bunny had been dragging him. He moved slowly, but still quickly arrived at a copse of tree around a camp fire. Around it were gathered the Cult of Happy Tree Friends. Mitsur took a deep breath, ad raised the gun. His aim settled on the green squirrel first, because he had seen what could happen when battle began around it. He tensed on the trigger, and fired as a deafening explosion rocked the trees. A three round burst caught the green squirrel in the face, and it flew back, twenty feet, before the rest could jump to their feet. Mitsur looked up, his face a mix of disbelief as the sky seemed to rip in two. Splat, Havoc, Al, and Ghost jumped through the hole. Mitsur saw what looked vaguely like a Star Craft map in the hole before it healed over itself. Splat wore his trench coat, Havoc a black and orange striped shirt, Al with regular clothes, and Ghost with a Star Craft-type outfit. The four landed square in the middle of the creatures, and opened fire with pistols, Uzis, and even a flachette rifle. The cute animals were dead in seconds, cartoony gore and blood everywhere. Mitsur slowly walked out of the trees, the AK-47 unused. "Where the hell did you guys come from?" Mitsur asked, shouldering his weapon. Havoc jogged up, Splat, Ghost, and Al close behind. "Glad to see you're still alive. Icono was dead when we found him. Shame. He could've been a good member." Havoc said, shaking his head slightly. Ghost spoke. "We've been going through this paradise-nightmares, looking for people. At least, that's what Havoc calls them. He says that the impossibility button- that's what that red button was- sent everyone in range into these paradise-nightmares." "The problem is," Splat added, "Is that we don't know what the range is. It could be the whole forum, a hallway, or maybe only your room. So we have to keep breaking though and saving people." "How are you breaking through, anyway?" Mitsur asked. "I made it. My paradise-nightmare included a tech lab. I started building the breaker as soon as my female friends kept showing hairy legs and armpits. It had to be fake; they're hot in real life." Al replied. Mitsur nodded. College girls were always either beautiful or an agony to look at. At least, that's what his friends told him. "Let's get going," Mitsur said. He gestured to the dead bodies of the animals. "Strip them for gear first. These things were planning to kill me. They must have something serious on them." They searched what was left of the bodies, and found a pair of grenades, a machete, and some assorted pistols. Mitsur strapped some of the weapons on, and Ghost forgo-ed it all for the machete. He just smiled when they asked what use a machete would be. "Open it up, Al." Splat said. Al took out a small, metal ball. He aimed it at the sky, and depressed a small button at the top. The ball instantly changed into what looked like a Sentinel Gun from Halo 2, transformers-style. It fired a blue beam at the sky, and it ripped apart. All five jumped through without hesitation. "Wait a sec," Mitsur said as they sprung more than twenty stories up. "Aren't we defying physics by jumping this high? And how come Al was able to make a dimension shearing machine in a tech la-" "Shut up. It's called artistic license." Al said, elbowing him. They flew through the rip in the sky, and landed neatly on the other side. Blue skys, sunlight, and green grass greeted them. OWF stood shining magnificently in the sun. "We made it out! Good job, guys!" Splat said, turning for high-fives. "I don't think so," Ghost said, pointing. "How do you explain those guys?" A vast mass of fat, pimply, drooling boys surrounded someone in the middle of the crowd. Each of them were moaning, and it sounded sinister. "What are they crowding around?" Al said, standing on tip-toes and trying to look over the crowd. "I think..." Havoc began, then he went white. He turned to Ghost, who was already fading out. Mitsur realized with chilling certainty what the machete was for. A slight gap appeared in the sweaty mass of men, and quickly closed over as Ghost made his way to the center. They waited for a few moment, and screams came from the center as the boys were hacked back. Havoc, Splat, Mitsur, and Al quickly pushed, elbowed, and even kicked their way to the middle. Ghost stood, a wild look in his eyes as he brandished a bloody machete to the fatties, with some laying at his feet, dead. He was protecting a very frightened-looking Skillya, who apparently had been forced into wearing a sheer cocktail dress. "So that's what they were drooling over." Al said. "Understandable." Mitsur came forward, and held out his hand. "Come on," he said. "Let's get you out of here." Havoc rolled his eyes at the obvious attempt at being heroic, which was further diluted by Skillya smacking Mitsur on the face. "Let Ghost do it. He saved me." Ghost took Skillya's arm, and they retreated into the building. Mitsur and Co. backed slowly away into the building, watching the fat people groan in disappointment. They securely shut the doors behind them, and shivered as the fatties quickly pushed against the glass. Mitsur pulled up a few chairs, and the next few minutes were used to tell Skillya everything that had happened. "Well, you go get changed," Splat said. "I'll go find some stu-" "No need," Havoc said, standing up, arms outstretched. He grasped the collar of the cocktail dress, and pulled. Mitsur gasped, and turned around, covering his eyes to protect Skillya's modesty, while secretly taking a picture with his cell phone. But Skillya, while at first giving out a squeak, didn't say otherwise. Mitsur slowly turned around, and saw that Skillya had a T-shirt and jeans on. Mitsur looked stupidly at her. "How'd that work?" He said, still stupidly. "Well, I figured it out that you can't take your clothes off in paradise-nightmare land." Havoc said. "Dare I ask you how you figured this out?" Splat asked. "Uh, best not to talk about. Let me just say that my....inability to remove my clothes in a zoo convinced me it was a nightmare, instead of a paradise." Havoc said, blushing. "Well," Al said, "Let's get going. I dunno how many more people we have to save, so we better go quick." Ghost looked disappointed to have to stop holding Skillya's hand, but stood up all the same. Al aimed the dimension-shredder, ripped a hole, and they all jumped through.... ...And landed straight into the middle of a white room with TV monitors all around them, displaying various angles of them. Splat went pale. "Al, fire it up again. We're in my paradise-nightmare again. We have to leave, now." "I can't!" Al said, frustrated. He shook the device. "It still has to cool down!" "What? What's happening?" Mitsur said, looking back and forth desperately. "Have you ever seen the last Matrix movie?" Havoc asked him, raising his gun and aiming all around. "Yeah, it was total shit, with all the Agent Smi-" "Oh." Skillya said in small voice. "Damn." Ghost said. Splat slapped a pistol into Skillya's hand, along with a few clips. "You might need these." He said. "I don't know how long Al will take." Skillya nodded, and loaded it as if she had used one her whole life. The walls started to shake. A few TVs fell to the ground and broke. "Hold on a sec," Havoc said. "How come we're in a Matrix paradise-nightmare? I thought you were obsessed with 007." "Uh," Splat said. "I kinda lost interest. I started to like-" "No way," Mitsur said. He ripped off Splat's trench coat, and saw the leather and spandex clothes. "Great..." Al said, still fiddling with the dimension-shredder. The walls kept shaking, and they began to break inward. A hand clawed through the gap. More TVs broke. "Come on, you have to make that go faster, Al!" Mitsur said, firing at the hand. It was pulled back. "We can't fight off Smiths, we're not some stupid Kung-Fu Keanu Reeves!" "I've got it!" Al yelled, and fired. The hole appeared, and they ran for it as the walls broke and thousands of Agents poured into the room. They jumped, and landed hard onto the ground. "Oof." They all grunted. They pulled themselves up, as the tear began to heal. "Nnnnn!" Mitsur pulled a face at the Smiths. Havoc turned around and bent over, and Splat flipped the bird. "Sooooo....where are we, exactly?" Skillya asked behind them. Mitsur turned around. He was dumbfounded. "I'm...not really sure." In front of them, OWF stretched on infinitively, and was made of solid gold. A diamond pyramid stood in the back, and everything was made of valuable gems and metals. "I think this is a forum's admin's wet dream." Splat said distantly. "That means one person, you know. And it can't be her. She's gone." Ghost said, fading back in. They all looked at each other. "Alcar." __________________________________________________ Oooo, suspense! Well, there will be only one more chapter in this OWF - The Untold Legend installment. What will happen? Even I don't know! |
Darn you with your little cliff hangers!
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Paradise-nightmare, hey? Hmm...
Halo 2... on legendary... in a hallway covered by sniper-jackals... with only an SMG... Ugh... An interesting concept, to be sure. Real funny, too. |
Ooh, big gold OWF...
Wierd, I never actually saw the third Matrix. I just got bored of the thing after they gave up on the plot and filled in the space with explosions and guns and the like. Ah well, a fairly good chapter, though I thought myself that it lacked in humour and went a bit over the top with all the violence and blood and stuff. I can see some interesting possibilities with n00bs... |
Uh...I'm not into Starcraft. Or Machetes..or ghosts...
XP I'm more of a Transformers guy. But that was still hella cool. |
Happy tree friends!! :lol: I love that so much! :D Nice cameo Mitsur! ;)
Ooh, I wonder what that golden OWF is all about? Maybe we'll all start living a rich life? Or maybe it's secretely an enemy base of n00bs? Great suspence there, I can't wait for the final chapter! :) |
Awesome! Great chapter! I cannot wait to read more of this.... I wonder what my paradise nightmare would be.... Oh wait. I know...
I thought that all the action was a good addition! very intruiging! :) :fuzsmile: |
Very action-packed chapter, which makes a nice change. I liked the HTF and Matrix references. I actually enjoyed the 3rd Matrix film, even though it was the weakest of the 3 and kind of convoluted some of the plot. Good chapter, and good cliffhanger. More. Now.
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What the other guy said. And make my armor black for godsakes, I hate pink.
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Stop complaining, Donut.
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Keep it up Mitsur! I like it. XD
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:lol: It's amazing how something can be this funny while still being a great story.
Awwwwww only one more chapter? Damnit...:( Will there be a 3 may I ask? |
I'm sure there will be, but I think I'll have to take a break.
For some reason, it get's harder to make myself write up a new chapter. It's probably just the delay of it. Delaying in your writing makes you look back, and keep finding mistakes, until you just don't feel for it anymore. Always write it as quickly as you can. At least, that's what I think. I'm such a hypocrite... |
Write it now, Mitsur, before you grow out of it and never write it again!
That's what happened to me. Though admittedly I did start writing it when I was 10 and it did take another 6 years for me to grow out of it... |
Well, I think we can afford to be patient, especially when the story is this good right now!
I hope you are able to find the time to type it up. |
Oh yeah, won't be posting the last chapter of this till I can make it my 1337th post. Y'know, for symbolic stuff.
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Which, I notice, it now will be, due to your current 1336 posts. Now that you've removed all risk of double posting, get to the final chapter already!
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Post the chapter and you'll have a 1337 number of posts.
If i was in there, my nightmare would be... dunno. Whatever. Remember that. I like pie. |
Perhaps you could get bombarded with them, and they could have knives hidden in the crust... I dunno. Just a suggestion for a horror one. But I'm not sure it is still revolving around our nightmare/paradises, but more around Alcars. I'd love to see his... ;)
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Hmmm... ok, not it's NOT gonna be your 1337th post, I see. That's no excuse, though, we want chapter!
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And Gretn says my sentences are confusing!
But yeah, what Seargent Big says (I think?) Give us the chapter. How I mine for fish? |
The battle cries in the first part amused me to no end (I snickered for about five minutes afterwards) and it took me two nights to read it all. I'm pretty impressed and eager to read more. If you ever need help, don't hesitate to ask- I'll be more than willing!
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Expect the final chapter tommorow; I'm just working out some minor details right now.
Extremely sorry about the delays, I know I'm being lazy. |
It better be good!
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Can't wait! *waves "GO MITSUR" flag*
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Hmm, if mistur has 1337 posts, that means (in noob speak of course) he has great writing skills! W007z T0 m15turz and h1z 1337 570r31z 5k1llz! note: that babble right there might be a little overdone. Don't know much about noobs. I pretty much forgot how to be a noob as soon as I came here. *hmm, maybe I should do a documentary on them...*
And yes! Let there be a OWF3! *the RPG would be good too...* (Also waves Mistur flag) |
13!k 707411y! lol.
(spends some time actually making a 'go mitsur' flag in flash 8) |
Awesome flag, scrabino.
I'd post this earlier, but 4 things happened. 1. Went to go see 300 (incredible movie, whoever hasn't seen it, go watch it now) Now, normally this is no big deal, except it took me five hours, since, because I live in a small town, it takes an hour to drive to the theater, two to watch the movie, another hour to go grocery shopping, and another to get home. 2. Spent awhile finding songs to buy on iTunes. Send me some good ones you like! 3. Was a bit into writing it in this post box when it error ed, shut down, and lost it all. Have to start over, now. 4. Never listen to MCR (Thanks Rexy! They rule!) when writing a battle scene. You will f**k it up. 5. Failed math class. Well, enough blabbering. Time for what you've been waiting forever for. Check your equipment, use all your AP, heal yourself, and make sure you're at level 99, because it's time to begin the ________________________________________________________________ Chapter 9: Final Boss "Soooooo. Not very exciting so far," Mitsur said, as the group walked toward the golden OWF. "We haven't been attacked, or anything." "Nope," Al said. "Not strange at all," Ghost replied, uneasily. "Nah," Havoc said. "Totally ordinary. I mean, it's not like this is going to be some kind of long-awaited finale." Skillya meeped out nervously. "Nuh-uh," Splat said softly. "Whawasthat!?" Ghost said, whirling around. Everyone turned quickly, but only caught a fleeting glimpse of a figure: night on a shadow. "I have a feeling this is going to get messy," Mitsur said grimly. "We need to get weapons. Fast." "Can't you guys mod something?" Skillya asked Havoc and Splat. They both shook their heads. "Mod powers don't work in a fantasy-nightmare." Splat said. "All I've got is the AK-47 Mitsur took from that bunny thing. The pistols are almost empty, and the flachette rifle is dry. I dunno what happened to the grenades." "Don't forget my machete," Ghost piped in, holding it up. "And I'm armed with...uh....science." Al said, holding the metal ball. "What, you're continuum transmogrified deluxe?" Ghost shot out, and they all snorted laughter, including Al. "Give me the AK-47," Mitsur said. "You keep one of the pistols, Splat; give Skillya and Havoc one apiece. Al, you have your....whatever the hell it is." After sorting out the weapons, they cautiously began to make their way toward OWF. They traveled in a circle, with Skillya in the center. Each of them eyed the landscape, noting that their was a number of large rocks perfect for ambush all around them. "Somethings wrong..." Al said. "No shit, sherlock." Havoc muttered, glancing at the rocks uneasily. "On three, we make a break for it," Splat said quietly. "You saw it, too?" Mitsur said from the corner of his mouth. "Saw what?" Ghost asked. "They're watching us. Pretty good, too. I just only got a glimpse of them. They've got guns; I saw the reflection." Skillya said. "Ready?" Havoc said, and licked his lips dryly. "3..." "2..." "1..." "GO!" Splat screamed, and they all broke off like insane midgets, zig-zagging every which-way. Gunfire exploded out of the rocks, and the bullets shredded the dirt in front and behind them. Mitsur dove and felt bullets pass over his head. He looked up. OWF was half a football field's distance. "Dammit," he gasped out, and pushed himself up as shrapnel pelted him and bullets zinged over his head. He jumped behind a rock, took a quick breath, counted to three, and lunged back out as shots fired out. He heard the distinct sound of a shotgun exploding, and felt a pellet graze his hand. He grimaced as he ran, and dodged to the left as bullets went right past him. OWF was ten yards away by now. Mitsur booked it for the door as Splat pulled the door open and Ghost spontaneously faded back in inside the building. Havoc lunged inside and Skillya tripped over a pothole. Mitsur grabbed her arm, threw her in unceremoniously, and jumped inside. Splat ducked inside, and slammed the door. Bullets pinged off the bullet-proof glass, and they all slumped to the ground, exhausted but relieved. "Who were those guys?" Splat panted out. "I think...no, it's to crazy." Al said, shaking his head. "No, nothings to crazy with the Impossibility Button." Havoc said. "Ok....I think those were our antis." "'Antis'?" Mitsur said, confused. Ghost pulled out a tape recorder, and hit the play button. Music blasted them all. DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUN "Was that really necessary?" Skillya said, wincing as Ghost put away the recorder, smiling sheepishly. "Anyway, before Ghost made this all dramatic," Al said. "Antis are the opposite of us. Conceivably, Alcar's fantasy-nightmare could be the opposite of what OWF really is. Sure, he gets the solid-gold gem-encrusted OWF, but he has to get the anti-uses." "So, I could have just been firing at myself?" Havoc said, looking confused. Al nodded. The bullets outside, by now, had petered off. They stopped. "I wonder if your anti is as stupid as you..." Ghost muttered. Mitsur giggled. "What was that, Ghost?" Havoc said, turning. "Oh, nothing." Ghost said, looking innocently at the celling. "That's what I thought." "Okay guys, as much as I love making fun of Havoc, we have to get moving," Skillya said. "Let's find Alcar and get him out of here. Then destroy the button. Somehow." "Sounds like a plan," Splat said. "Where do we start?" "How 'bout the endless hallway?" Mitsur ventured. Splat nodded. "Then let's split up gang. Havoc, Mitsur, and Ghost, you go search the endless hallway for clu- uh, I mean Alcar. I'll go search that broom closet with Ski-" Splat was interrupted as Skillya slapped him across the face. "Ow! What the hell was that for?" "That was fo-" F'BAM! All five of them were blown back as a hole tore in the wall of the anti-OWF lobby. Snuzi, Arxryl, Munch's Master, Seargentbig, and Nemo stepped out, looking relativity refreshed. Nemo wore a Chuck Norris mask. "Ah," Nemo said. "I knew it would work." "Great Scott!" MM said, with a passable Christopher Lloyd voice. "This is heavy..." Snuzi said, with an even better Micheal J. Fox accent and slapping his hand onto his forehead. Seargent rolled his eyes. "Come on guys, this isn't Back to the Future," "Uhm...." Mitsur said, stunned from the explosion, still. "Come on, buddy. Get up." Arxryl said, pulling Mitsur to his feet. "How...how'd you guys get here?" Splat asked them. "Oh, it was actually pretty easy. We just had to endure a horrible gut-wrenching series of events until we used Nemo's Chuck Norris mask. He just commanded reality to bend, and it did. Pretty cool." Seargent said. "Eh," "So....." Snuzi said to the ensuing silence. "What now?" "Well, we're gonna rescue Alcar. Then somehow get out of here." Havoc explained. "That's a pretty crappy plan, y'know." Arx said. "Yeah..." Ghost said, trailing off. "Well, it's all we have right now." Nemo said. He took out a pair of scissors. "Wait, why don't you just use the Chuck Norris mask to get Alca-" Mitsur trailed off as Nemo methodically cut the mask in half. "Why'd you do that!?" Skillya said. "I don't know." Nemo said simply. "Great..." Bullet said, coming out of nowhere. They all jumped. "Where'd you come from?!?" Splat exclaimed. "I don't know." "More conveniently-placed events..." Mitsur muttered. "Well, let's get going then. And this time we don't split up. This isn't Scooby-Doo." Skillya said, and everyone bunched into a group and started toward the hall. Abruptly, the light went out. "Rut roo!" Mitsur exclaimed. Nobody chuckled. "Not even a titter? No?" They kept going, and reached the door that opened into the hallway. Something rustled behind them. They whirled around, but only caught another glimpse of a shadow. "I'm guessing that's anti-me," Ghost said. "He's got shadow-blenders. Makes him look like the darkness." "Stay on guard." Splat said, and they made their way down the hall. Before long, they reached a small, cardboard door with the word ALCAR on it in a ballpoint pen. "I think this is it. I kinda miss the blinding light, though." Snuzi said. They creaked the door open. "Oh my god...." Arx gasped. "It's horrible!" Inside Alcar's room was a vast, dark pit filled with unmentionable beasts, items, and pictures. Horrible sounds emanated from the center. But in the middle, with a single ray of light glancing off it, was a clear glass coffin. In it, Alcar slept, undisturbed. "How are we going to get to that coffin?" Havoc muttered. "Indeed. I would like to know as well." A voice said from behind them. Mitsur stayed calm. "Hello, anti-me. Or should I say, Rustim?" He scrunched his face, making weird noises, trying to say his name backward. "Correct, spaz-boy. Now, turn around. I'd like to see you freak out before I kill you." Mitsur and everyone else turned slowly and dramatically around. Snuzi held white cards in his hand, with the words GASP written on them in big, obnoxious letters. "Wha....?" They all said, confused by Rustim's appearance. Rustim wore a checkered polo shirt, khaki shorts, and sandals. His hair was neatly groomed, and slicked back. "But..." Mitsur stuttered. "You're...so....boring!" "Indeed." Rustim said, blandly. He leveled a pistol to Mitsur's face, and fired. The bullet hit Mitsur square between the eyes. It entered his brain-case, destroyed the frontal lobe, and killed him instantly. Mitsur slumped to the ground, blood gushing out of the hole. He face hit the ground, and his blood stained the rug. "Wha......?" Havoc said, sounding just like Mitsur. Rustim raised the gun again, and shot Havoc in the stomach. Splat grabbed for his gun as Snuzi and Arx lunged for Rustim, but he calmly dodged out of the way, shot them both dead, and turned to shoot Splat but he was too quick. Splat raised the pistol, shot the gun out of Rustim's hand, who's face contorted with rage and he jumped for the pistol, but Splat blew his brains all over the rug. Rustim fell to the ground, dead. All of this happened in less than forty seconds. "Oh my god..." Skillya lost her balance, bent over, and threw up onto the carpet. Bullet, sobbing, fell on his hands and knees and gave great heaving sobs. Havoc lay on the ground, still alive. Blood bubbled out of his mouth. "Splat...." he coughed. "Splat..." Splat knelt, tears rolling down his cheeks. "What is it, old friend?" He asked, his voice cracking. "Did...did you get him?" "Y-y-yeah," "Good...good...Splat, listen...I'm dying. Pretty soon...pretty soon I'll catch up on that guy and...and kill him again myself. I hope...I hope to see you there soon. Good...good....ah.....ah....ah." Havoc blew his last breath, his body stiffened, and the light went out of his eyes. Splat closed Havoc's eyes with the tips of his fingers, gripped the body, (and that's all it was now - a body) and started to shake with tears. Al was on his knees, looking unbelievably toward the bodies of Mitsur and Havoc. "No...no, they can't be dead! They can't be!" He shouted hysterically. "They are," Splat said, sounding dead. Nemo stumbled to Arx's body, lifted the head back, and sobbed into it's hair. MM dropped onto his knees, and toyed with his hair, looking as if he wasn't even aware of what was around him. Seargent lifted his head and gave out a long, inarticulate wail of grief. Ghost was gone. "Ghost?" Splat called out, still sounding dead. "Ghost? GHOST!" "He's gone, too," A small voice said next to them. Splat looked to his left. Rexy slumped on the ground next to Snuzi's body. It didn't cross Splat's grief-stricken mind to ask how she got here. "We need to fix this," Rexy said, stroking Snuzi's hair without thinking. Her eyes had no life in them. "We can still wake Alcar up. But we need to move fast. They're coming, now. They're be here soon. I'll hold them." Splat nodded. Al looked up, his eyes with a bit more life in them. Skillya glanced up, as did Nemo, MM, Bullet, and Seargent. "Let's go." *** Pshhhhh. Alcar opened his eyes, to a blood-stained, grimy Splat. He yawned, and stretched. "Hey, Splat! Whats happenin'?" "Not now, Alcar. You have to get us out of here. Now." "What are you talking abo-" Splat grabbed him by the collar and pulled him to face level. "Just do it." Splat hissed. "Fine, fine!" Alcar said, and snapped his fingers as a deafening explosion rocked the room. Splat look toward the door as everything began to fade. "Goodbye, my dear Rex Tirano. Thank you for sacrificing yourself so we few left may live..." he muttered. "Wait a second, that wasn't..." Alcar's eyes widened. Splat nodded, just as everything went white. *** The helmet withdrew from Splat's head with a hiss of steam, and Splat winced as he stretched his stiff neck. He had, after all, been in the simulation bay for a few hours. "I did awful that time..." he muttered, rubbing his neck. "I'll say," Mitsur said, walking up, eyes bloodshot. "You got both me and Havoc killed. Not to mention Snuzi and Arx." "I'm sorry..." Splat said sadly. Mitsur smiled, and put a reassuring hand on his shoulder. "Eh, no big deal. I gotta say, though. Havoc did an Oscar-winning performance as he died. I would've called you a noob for letting me die so unheroically." "Man, that game took forever." Havoc said, stumbling toward them. "At least people acted like it was real this time. Usually Mitsur starts acting weird by the third level...." "Hey, everyone agreed that it was funny that I showed up wearing only a tube sock." The three walked toward the cafeteria, still arguing over what was considered proper behavior in simulation. Above them, a figure in a black, full-length coat watches, and waits. In his hand is (what else?) a red button. It gleams dully. The figure's finger presses it. And glorious, never-ending light begins. These three are not done yet; not by a long shot. THE END _______________________________________________________ It's been a long road. To come this far, only to fall. Yes, I know it's sort of a lame way to bring myself and Havoc back, but all the other ways were even worse, and leaving myself dead just wouldn't do, you know? No notes, I can't think of anything that could suitably close this. Only know that it's not over. OWF - The Untold Legend 2: 1-26-2007 to 3-19-2007 OWF - The Untold Legend 3: Unknown -Mitsur |
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Eagerly await the third one! With my luck I'll be the one that randomly starts on fire all the time... |