Only if the tecnology today can bring an apple to life.
When kwl stuff happens, why is burger king selling big mac's? |
A; Silly Rabbit, only good ol' McDonald's sells Big Macs!
Q: Is violence fun? |
A: No, but WAAAGH is.
Q: Who would win, Revan or Obi Wan? |
Spaghetti sauce.
Why does Snuzi not answer questions stupidly? |
A. Because he doesnt
Q. If my car can break the law of physics why does batman have nipple marks in his suite. woot 250 post = 3 OWI icons. :) |
EDIT: Damn it, MoxCo.
A: Because you post before other people get to. Q: Ron and Fez or O & A? |
A: Who the hell are they?
Q: Does heresy grow from idleness, or the other way round? |
OT: Talk shows :p.
A: It can be both, depending on the anti-religious situation. Q: Why does Peach always allow Bowser to kidnap her? |
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1 lump of sugar or 2? |
Ew! Your this site is supposed to be kid friendly! Well.... sort of...
If you went to the dark side, would your girlfriend still love you? |
A:No, because I don't have one, and if I did, she would be this woman (starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Yaddle).
Q:How many teenagers does it take to screw a lightbulb? |
A: Fifteen and three quarters.
Q: Smores!? |
How can I have some more of something if I haven't had any of it in the first place?
If I was asleep, and then woken up by a loud, annoying, laughing noise, who would be the first to die? |
A: Whomeever wasn't prepared to defend themselves.
Q: Why do squids love me ever so much? |
A: Because Cthulhu is your father.
Q: Who would win in a battle between 100000 Enterprises and a Star Destroyer? |
A: If it was a Super Star Destroyer, then it would win, hands down. However, if it were a normal Star Destroyer, then I suppose the Enterprieses could have a chance.
Q: Why are we still asking these pointless questions of one another? |
A. Cus Its the "Stupid answers for stupid Qustions" thread.
Q. whats pie to the number of 44? |
A: First of, it's pi. Second of all, I don't have a witty comeback.
Q: Wouldja? Really? |
A. no
Q. would you though? |
Depends...
If money grew on trees, and everyone was mad, would people start making sense? |
A: lollmaorofl! A pun!
Q: If everyone had some sort of weapon at home to defend themselves with, would crime rates drop? |
Of course they would! I mean, it's not like the weapons themselves would make people feel more powerful and tempt them to go out and do crimes themselves. Oh, Odd no!
Why are you, I, Moxco and Bullet Magnet the only ones who respond to this thread that none of us have created? |
A. cus were the only ones bothered.
Q. why does Arxryl have a good point. |
A: Because he has seen the future and it is same as the present.
Q: Do you think Havoc looks better in a man's bathsuit, rather than a biniki? |
Really depends on wether the bathsuit is a robe you wear after taking a bath. You know, the one that covers nearly all of the skin.
If I were in a car going 90 miles an hour, and a train were beside me, who would win a race to the Ends of the Earth? |
A: It depends. Did you fill your car with the expenisive gas?
Q: If I were jump off a three inch ledge and land saely, would Americans be impressed? |
A: Not unless you managed to do some ridiculous stunt in midair that required shiny objects.
Q: Who would win in a free-for-all wrestling match? Steven Spielberg or a random snail someone found? |
A. It will be a tie, they both die.
Q. What sized bikin does havok take? |
A: I...I don't even want to think about that...
Q: Uzi or Ingram Mac 10? |
A: Neither. They both don't work.
Q: If zero is a number, is 1 a letter? |
yep indeed it is like brown is a letter aswell
If i lived to 100 would the queen cry? |
Yes, because she thought she killed off everyone who had memory of the New Year's party of 2023. Man, was that embrassing!
Q: What happened at the New Year's party of 2023? |
Mitsur released the photos and video of Havoc, Rexy, and Alcar in bikinis...
Why can't I think of any stupid questions!? |
A. Because your not good at it. :P
Q. What did you get for christmas next year. |
A: Monies, and lots o' weapons.
Q: G'd 'em, son? |
A: I'm gonna pretend to know what you just said 0o.
Q: How come I always thought this topic was confusing? |
A: Because it can be if certain members don't know how to spell.
Q: If your sandwich was staring at you, what would you do? |
Eat it. Just eat it...
Old man Jenkins?! |
I was told to kill him tonight by a dark figure.
How many fingers am I holding up? |
A: 4, then 3:P
Q: When are people going to call this planet by its true, proper name, Terra? |