make him happy.

Finally, he thought

of Stranger's lessons

and how they

told him about

what the differance

is between a

toothbrush and a

electric tennis killmachine

So he picked

up his bag

And jumped off

a really high

building in Washington

to amaze the

president of the

respective country. Meanwhile,

back at the

bat cave, there

was an urgent

phonecall from Alcar

concerning the problem

with Kaleesh cigars

and their effects

upon the virility

of the average

body mass index

whatever that means.

But then seizmographs

detected a change

in Islamic crybabies

involved with the

Hot Intern Church

of Vonnegut's Tralfamadore

The church decided

to expel him

for being a

total freaking jerk

that dared to

eat peruvian muffins