There was little wooden ones, But i decided to use a courgette :p

You answered your own question. Girls can reach their first period at this age and get pregnant, better they know about how to deal with these things and what they are than fux0ring their lives.

Ofcourse you can just do your homework and do it on your own :P

Yeah, but that wont exactly help you get rid of the title 'Sex crazed pervert 10 year old who searches on the internet for sexual education'. Yeah, it's a rather long title. :p

Just get taught in school. I don't see what is wrong here. O.o

Hiya, I'm back. So, what'I miss?

Dark Elite_H2. On topic please. I'm sure all these masturbating peoples don't want to know that you're back. However female you are

(Said in Dr. Weird voice): "Behold for I have created a monster!"
Who knew I could get so much mileage out of jerkin' the gerkin? Props to myself for another thread cracking the 100 mark.
Back on topic: I've caught my brothers doing it. And they've caught me doing it. Its like Soviet era M.A.D. going down. They can tell. I can tell. Its just our little secret.

Anything about sex usually generates lots of post.

So what happened? Did you just walk in the room and say 'Oh god' and walked back out?

I've never even near been caught, though it's not something I do in the middle of the day when everyone is home.

Ya know, Hobo. If you weren't such a jerk, people would like you more than today...:compmad: :bow:

Dark_Elite_H2, Hobo is a Super Mod now, so you kind of have to listen to him.

Anyway, I would be thoroughly scarred for life if a family member walked in on me in my rare times of self-pleasure.

Aquatic, yeah I know it would be scary. I mean, I know I don't jill off, but if I did, and one of my parents came in, yeah, I'd be embarrassed more than ever.
And even if Hobo's a admin., he doesn't need to be such a jerk. He can be nice at times, ya know.

Dark Elite, he's not really a jerk. It's just your post was a tiny bit spammyfied. Better a nice comment then a warning.

Yeah, if my dad/brother came in whilst I was 'jilling' I would be horrified. But if you do it often, locks on doors would probably be advisable.

- Rexy

yes yes, this was said all the way in the beginning but ah well, but I think that is why we have wetdreams

What i heard was that you need to ejactulate 5 times a week to reduce your chances of prostate cancer by one third. Simple enough

Do it faster then, less cance of being caught. :p
I do it when my parents are asleep. Or watching a film downstairs. But I try to only do it when they're out.

I just do it in my room and put the fan on high.

I can't believe I'm replying to this.

I usually do it when my folks are gone. But If they aren't gone, I need to check the house for where they are and try to do it very silent with my door shut.
And as far as I know, nobody ever caught me.

You just told us, so we caught you ;)

WHy the hell are people sharing how they do it? We dont want to know. :p

It doesn't really matter with me. I do it at other people's houses :p

Alcar...

I haven't been caught yet, but I'm sure my Mom knows I do.

But by locking doors it would also be obvious what you're doing.

*Parent tries to open door but can't*
Parent: What are you doing in there?
You: Uhh... Just... Just reading a book!

Yeah, I'll stick with my not even give people a chance to catch me approach.

And Alcar...
No.
Just no.

Have you ever done it while at work? I've done it a few times and every time I have the same thought: I just got 2 bucks to jack off. This is the greatest thing in the world."

Either you cum really quickly or you aren't getting paid much.

Weren't you saying a while ago that you love your job? You can't love it that much if you feel the need to jack off in the bathroom.

Doing it at work? Now that's sick.
Are you obsessed with it or something?

Thats kinda creepy

At work? Jeez! That's...that's........that's just gross. If someone caught you at work, you'd be the biggest laughingstock only there.

OK, we're all being open here. I have had it done to me before a few times, but I don't do it on my own, it's enjoyable with someone or during sex but I don't do it solitaire.

I had to do that too. Except people just ended up throwing condoms at each other at the end on the lesson. Ah, good times, good times.

I do it all the time. My right hand is such a whore...

We learned that stuff fifth grade, it was soooooooo funny, sort of.

I love how people are using "jilling off" as an actual phrase now. :p 3 cheers for Dino!

You question inspires one in me: are there styles of jacking off, as there are of sex? I mean, there's gotta be, right? There is no doubt as to there being different ways of doing it... hmmm.

I think this thread should now be officialy devoted to inventing styles of masturbation.

*Hijack!*

:p

AOV, Anal, oral, and vagina.

And your question inspires me to ask another! What are the weirdest things that can be used in aid to masturbation? :D

Hair brushes with studded and/or ribbed handles. Oh my.

Dear lord, why did I post this...

Edit: Oh, in answer to your questiony thing, hmm.. Well, I guess there are all sorts of different motions, but I've never heard of any names for any techniques, except... oof, "the shocker." *Grimace and shudder* Anyway, all I can say is the best type of masturbation is mutual. ;)

:eek:

Grargh! I have been stucken with chicks-use-toys-ism! I will now be mildly uncomfortable in all situations pertaining to female sexuality!


Or.... stuffn's.

Yeah.

...gerbils.

Indeed. :D

Do I dare... yes, I think I do. What is this fabled "shocker"? Oh, and the only... ummm... "style" I've ever heard of is "The Stranger".

Urbandictionary.com is your friend.

You'll probably find the answer there. In my opinion, you're better off not knowing.

*Slaps head*

Oh! I totally forgot about the shocker! Okay, I knew that.


...Yeah, it doesn't seem too comfortable... or pleasurable. But then again, I don't think I get much from anal stimulation. So.... hmmph.

How the hell can I vaginally masturbate? O.o

With a hand? Just, no, don't go there. Shut your beak, Kimon. :p

Beats a rainbow kiss anyday i'm sure *FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T UD THAT*

Mutual is indeed the best, though other things of non masturbation top that of course...Women get many more variations in their masturbation, men only get the bland stuff. Up down up down up down oh shit is it meant to do that, oh my god it's fallen off, up, down...

EDIT: What age did you all first experiment with it?

Mutual mastubation? It's incredibly hot, I'll admit that. But it takes ages to get off. I counted 17 minutes before they had me unload (:p), and it took about the same time to get them off (though I'll admit, I managed a minute ahead! Mwhahahah). Then again, I had jacked off twice earlier.

Also, is it just me, or do you guys find it incredibly hard to focus on a fantasy while being jacked off? I mean, I try, and eventually do, but by Jesus do I get distracted :s It's just so... hot.

Meh. I'm a sap. Sometimes I just like to spoon. That's hot too.

Dammit I keep saying hot.





Hot.

Mutual masturbation? 13 or 14. I'm not completely sure, but I'd say my memory is leaning towards 13. Could even be 12.

And there ARE different ways at going at it. For instance, I know that in my case, pulling back my penis towards my feet (slightly), so that it ain't sticky straight up, seems to stimulate me more. And then there is definitely a difference between what hand is used, though I find it is more pronounced with your partner.

Yeah, I'm in a particularly horny mood at the moment. Ignore me.

Alcar...