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sligco 05-08-2005 09:22 AM

OOC:well i dint kno wat 2 post and i wanted 2 finaly post

T-nex 05-08-2005 09:44 AM

OOC| Post more. post more detail, your charcters emotions, what going on around him. If you cannot acomplish these simple things, you are noit capable of RPing, and i will ban you from the RPG section. Sorry.

Abe16 05-08-2005 11:23 AM

OOC: Sounds serious, sorry about that T-nex.

Fray and jam were too frightend, so the two other sligs spoke up, their names were Ray and Ram. "T-they're trying to insert an evil mind chip inside their brains. So they'll be evil no matter what." Ray said. " And if we don't get there soon, they'll be all evil and try enormous attemps to kill you." Ram said. "Hey Stranger! I never knew you have swimsuit issues of Clakkers!" Steven said. "Uh, ahem, let's, not, get to that." Stranger said blushing of embarresment.

Dark Elite_H2 05-08-2005 01:05 PM

Slogann giggled at what Steven said, and what Stranger did. But then she got serious. "Ok then. Ray, Ram, Jam, and Fray, you'll lead us to them Vykkers. ABE, STEVEN! YA' UP FER THIS!?" Slogann yelled over her shoulder. She looked up to Stranger. "We may need your help," she said up to him, smiling at her corners of her mouth. Stranger smiled back, ruffling on her head softly. "Sure thing," he said. Slogann nodded, then looked back over to the slig brothers. "ABE, STEVEN! GET YER ASSES OVER 'ERE!" Slogann screeched.

Fuzzleman54321 05-09-2005 11:45 AM

"alright i'm comin' i'm AAARRGGGGHHHH!" Abe said as some flying sligs grabbed him and flew off with him!

Dark Elite_H2 05-09-2005 11:54 AM

"OH NO YA DON'T!" Slogann leaped up, and bit Abe's ankle, which made a tear crawl out of his orange eyes. "Sorry," she said in a muffled voice. "STHRANGER! HELPTH USTH!" Slogann yelled out muffled again. "Hold tight, guys!" Stranger said, loading up Fuzzles and Boom-bats on his bow. He aimed carefully right at the Flyers, and then launched a Fuzzle right at one Flyer's face. It yelled and screamed, flying all over the place, crashing in to trees. Stranger finished it off with Boom-bat, meat chunks flying over the forest, and slapping on to trees. He then launched a Fuzzle at the Flyer with Abe and Slogann. It screamed out in a high-pitched voice, releasing Abe for trying to wipe off the Fuzzle. Strnager saw Abe and Slogann falling to earth. He shot the last Boom-bat to the last Flyer, then began to run for Abe and Slogann. He caught Abe in his arms, then let him down. Slogann was tumbling further away from him. "AAAAIIIIEEEE!!" she screamed, as she spun around, heading towards a deep canyon.

Abe16 05-09-2005 12:05 PM

Slogann fell down and down. "I'm comin'!" Steven said as he jumped down. "Grab onto my hand!" Steven said. Slogann grabbed his arm and Steven pulled a string making a parashoot fly out of his backpack."Don't look down," Steven said. They finally landed. "Are you all right?" Steven asked. Slogann nodded. "Good, i was worried." Steven said with a shy smile.

Dark Elite_H2 05-09-2005 12:13 PM

She looked up to Steven's face, and smiled, a little toothy one. "Thank you, Steven," she said. She licked his face slightly, then looked down. Her eyes widened, then curled back in to a ball. "but there's a small problem. How are we gonna get back up?" Slogann asked, raising an ear in inquiry. Steven had to think about that for one second, then looked back to her with a confused grin. "That's what I thought," she whinned. "STRANGER! ABE! HELP!" she screamed all the way back up to the canyon. Stranger heard the yell, then looked down at them. But what made matters worse, more Flyer poppers were hovering, then flew down after them. "GUYS! WATCH OUT! THEM FLYER'S AFTER YEH 'GAIN!" Stranger yelled down as loud as he could. Slogann heard that, and they both looked up, seeing the Paraflyers, zooming right down at them. They both looked at each other, then began to yell and scream. Stranger growled angrily, then looked back to Abe with glowing green eyes. "We need's teh help's them now!" he said seriously, bringing back his bow, and loading Stingbees and Thudslugs.

Abe16 05-09-2005 12:25 PM

"Not to worry, i have a peice of string attached to bubble gum, I f I aiom it right for the edge of the cliff with my crossbow, we'll climb up, and with my slingshot we'll kill that nasty slig." Steven explained. Hold on tight," stevn said. Whoosh! They were climbing the cliff. "freeze!" the flying slig commanded. Steven shot the slig with a water balloon shorting his circut making him blow up. 'Phew, we made it safe.' steven said.

Dark Elite_H2 05-09-2005 12:36 PM

"But yeh forgot something. THERE LIKE 50 OF THEM THINGS COMMIN' STRAIGHT FER US!" Slogann reminded loudly. Stranger, who was still up above them, aimed at more of the Paraflyers, and shot them down with Thudslugs. Their blades were knocked off from their motors, and fell like dead mosquitos. They passed Slogann and Steven, snatching on to Steven's ankles. "Hey! Leggo!" Slogann slipped from his grip, and kicked down most of them. The last one was fighting back, with it's popper, that had a big, sharp, rust nail at the top, like a club. It slapped Slogann across the muzzle, sticking the nail right in her face. She yelped out, then fell off of Steven's arms. The slig laughed devilishly, and then began to violently shake Steven's leg. He kicked off the slig, and it fell down with a scream. "SLOGANN! Steven cried. Stranger heard Steven's yell, and knocked down the last of the Paraflyers. He gazed down the canyon, seeing Slogann's body fall quickly down the canyon. "NOOOO! SLOGANN!" he roared loudly, as the slig brothers and Abe ran and looked down the canyon with him.

Abe16 05-09-2005 12:42 PM

"Im-a comin' again" steven roared as he head plunged for Abe, the sligs and Slogann."Ally-oop!" steven said grabbing them. Whoosh! Once again the bubble gum saves them again. "I hope that's all of the sligs." Steven said. drinking Gatorade*. "Now we have to find where those sligs keep respawing." Steven said again.

Dark Elite_H2 05-09-2005 12:46 PM

OOC: um, abe, the sligs and abe didn't fall down with her, they looked down the canyon with Stranger.

"Thank you, oh thank you, Steven! But can yeh do me's a favor, and GET ME BACK UP TO EARTH!?" she squealed. Steven nodded at her request, and shot up his bubblegum string, and stuck to the cayon wall. He pulled them up to the edge, letted Slogann down. Stranger and Abe helped Steven up. Slogann ruffled up her fur, then shook her body. She panted hardly, then cooled down. "Thank thine lord we're fine," she said sweetly. Stranger chuckled, patting her head softly. "But now, it's time to get serious. Ok, guys. This is what we'll do. Since we have a couple of... slackers wit' us, that'll be a perfect move fer us, to get in to the Snuzi labs. Stranger, Steven, since you guys have the weapons, you'll be me and Abe's guard. Abe, you'll follow me, and you slig brothers, you'll lead us safely," she said meanly to all of the sligs, "through the Snuzi labs. Once me an' Abe get's to teh lab where all my brothers an' sisters are, we'll lead them to safety. Stranger and Steven, of course, will back us up. And since this is a rescue mission, I thought I'd make this a lil' more...." she brought up large charge proxy mines that were blinking green. "exciting," she said. They oohed and ahhed quite facinated. "and since the slig bros. are here, once you guys lead us in to the labs, you'll lay these babies somewhere where it'll make one helluva boom," Slogann eyes all of the sligs. "We know the perfect place for em'," Jam said, picking up one of the mines. "Good. Now, are we all clear on this?" she looked around at all of them, one by one. Stranger grinned happily. "I am, if you are," he said to Slogann.

sligco 05-09-2005 05:30 PM

(ooc:is there any other industial people in this rp)

General Dripikk 05-09-2005 05:55 PM

OOC:Yeah, Abe16, was, but then he changed his character.
Kirk picked up a metal bark and said. "Don't forget i have a weapon." they finally reached the factory, it was over a cliff. "how are we gonna get down there?" Kirk asked. steven was again fiddling with stuff in his loin cloth pocket and also fiddling with his crossbow. "watch ya doin' now?" Asked Kirk.

Abe16 05-09-2005 06:13 PM

" I'm making a grappling hook." Steven said. He aimed the Grappling hook at the ground and shot. Fling! "Now that it's hanging there we can climb down." Steven said. Everyone climbed down. stevn kicked the chain link attached to his crossbow and the crossbow came down. clank! "Ow!" the crossbow hit steven in the head. "Alright,let's go!" Steven said.

sligco 05-09-2005 06:18 PM

( ooc: and now im the only 1 :| )

T-nex 05-09-2005 09:29 PM

OOC| That's cos nobody likes you.... i'm watching u...

sligco 05-10-2005 04:33 AM

(ya i knew u hate me)

Fuzzleman54321 05-10-2005 07:34 AM

"Hey look, spooce!" Abe said running up to them. "Almost there.... AAGAGHHHHHH(Blub)" Abe said as a gigantic vyker experment appererd and threw Abe into a massive bucket of water! "Help I can't swin i cant....." Abe said as he disappered under the water.

Dark Elite_H2 05-10-2005 12:57 PM

"ABE!" Slogann yelled loudly, diving in to the water. "Take's care of them Vykkers, guys! I'ma go fer Abe!" Slogann said quickly, then dove down deeper. She saw Abe, fluttering down deeper. She paddled her legs harder, reaching for Abe's loin cloth. Instead, she bit Abe's ankle. He squealed out slightly, then lowered his head. Slogann tugged him up, as she kicked her legs as hard as she could. The surface broke, and Slogann and Abe jumped out of the water. Stranger, the Slig bros., Kirk, and Steven were already done with the Vykkers, and were waiting for them.

Fuzzleman54321 05-11-2005 10:15 AM

"Cough) Thanks but i (faints)" Said abe as he fainted!

Dark Elite_H2 05-11-2005 03:59 PM

"Oh, you got's to be kiddin' me," Slogann's ears flattened on her neck. "ABE! 'DIS IS NO TIME TA TAKE A NAP!" Slogann yelled right in his ear. He shrieked up, slapping Slogann right on the face. She growled slightly, baring her pearl-white teeth. "Watch it," she said, trying to stay calm, and watching Abe put his smallest finger in his ear.

Abe16 05-11-2005 04:36 PM

"Abe? Are you okay?" steven said. Suddenly a porthole zoomed up from the ground sucking everyone in the porthole and into the factory. "Hey Mr. sekto, Molluk, they're coming to!" A wolvark and slig said. (Yes, they all have teamed up!) "What!?" Stranger called out! "jesus christ no!" Abe said out loud. (Sorry!) "Humph, so that terriest Abe is here," Molluk said. "So is the steef." Sekto said. Steven tried to struggle free but was too tied down.

Fuzzleman54321 05-12-2005 07:35 AM

"NoooOoO! I won't let you kill me Mullok!" Abe said and managed to punch him! "THAT WAS A BAD MOVE BLUE FACE!" Mullok shouted. "Uh oh!"

Dark Elite_H2 05-12-2005 04:27 PM

"Who 'da hell are 'des guys?" Slogann asked loudly. "Molluk's after that blue kid, over 'ere. Sekto's after my head," Stranger explained. "A bio-engineered enhanced slog? I've never seen one, especially a live one," Sekto put his hand on his chin, grinning evilly underneath his suit. "Huh?" Stranger said gruffly. "Get that slog, and that steef!" Sekto brushed his finger right at Stranger and Slogann. "And get that Mudokkon!" Molluk yelled. All the Wolvarks and Sligs chuckled, as they boxed them in. "Now what!?" Slogann whined to them. "'Dere's 'nutin' you can do now, sloggy! We's gonna get a big paycheck fer 'dis!" a Wolvark laughed. The sligs had Blitz packers and the Wolvarks carried semi-auto machine guns. "Cover me," Slogann whispered over to Stranger and the others. Jam nodded to Slogann, and stepped out. "Hey now hold it!" Jam held out his hands to them. Slogann slipped behind the others, and exited behind them. "See, we actually captured these guys, we tricked 'em in to followin' us," Jam said. Another of the slig bros. stepped up. "Yeah! We tricked 'em," Ram nodded. Slogann tiptoed to a lever, then leaped up on it. Above all of the Wolvarks and sligs was a large metallic crate, but they didn't notice. She bit the lever, and then released all her weight to the ground. The lever slowly pulled down, and a bigger shadow overcasted the Wolvarks and sligs. "and the sad thing is, we tricked you as well," Jam said slyishly. All of them grunted in confusion, but before they could say anything else, they were crushed under the intense weight of the metal crate. Sickening snaps and crunches made Slogann gag slightly. Sekto and Mullok were open for attack, as they closed in on them. "Not so fast, slog," Sekto said, pushing a button on his desk. Two large big-headed creatures crawled behind from them. They looked like Vykkers, but X5 larger, and they didn't have legs. Instead, they crawled on three enormous skinny claws. "Meet my pets. They'll be the last thing you see," Sekto said, petting the big-headed things. "Go," Sekto said. The big-headed things leaped over the desk, and closed on in the troupe. Sekto and Molluk escaped through a door behind them. "What do we do!?" Slogann barked, as they approached closer.

General Dripikk 05-12-2005 04:50 PM

"Let's take'em to the tear extractor!" Molluk said. "No! please! We'll do anything!" Kirk said. A wolvark zapped him with a gun. "Ow! Watch ya do that for!?" Asked Kirk. 'Shut up ya lazy slave." A slig said. Steven grabbed the slig by the mask and took his mask off and punched him in the face! "Ow! Sir, I'm bleeding!" The slig said. "hehe, good job Steven" Kirk said.

Dark Elite_H2 05-13-2005 11:22 AM

Slogann giggled, as she saw what Kirk did.
OOC: Btw, Molluk and Sekto are gone. They escaped.
But what scared her the most was the fact the big-headed things were getting closer to them. "Ok, I'm open fer any ideas," Slogann quivered nervously.

Fuzzleman54321 05-13-2005 01:08 PM

"Leave It to me!" Abe said and started chanting! "Noyoynoy...Aggh!" Abe said and started chocked as the beasts strangeld him! He turned purple then fell to the floor!

Abe16 05-13-2005 02:52 PM

Steven turned to the sligs and wolvarks. One of the sligs pointed they're gun to Steven, "hehe, come on guys, we can be friends, I mean beside the fact that i punched a slig, doesn't mean-" Steven was cut off by having the slig shoot him in the right shoulder. "Ow! I'm down!" steven exclaimed.

General Dripikk 05-13-2005 03:03 PM

The wolvarks and sligs pulled out bombs! Kirk had no choice but to pull off a stunt from this movie he saw, he did....the MACK DADDY! He pulled of the run and slide move! then he did the whiteboy, then the salt shaker, then the pelvic thrust and a whole other bunch of moves! The wolvarks and sligs just stood there in wonder, they might of said things like, "WTF!?" or, "OMG!" Suddenly the bombs blew them up and freed them from their cages.
OOC: I posted that because you beat me Dark Elite_H2.

Dark Elite_H2 05-13-2005 05:09 PM

OOC: (laughs evilly) hehehee

"Kirk! 'Dis is no time ta' do special Mack Daddy's stunts! Even 'doh you're doin' awesome wit' em'," Slogann said. As Kirk finished off the last Wolvark, Stranger bountied the corpses, using them as ammo chow. "'Dis is no time ta' mess 'round 'ere guys. We need's ta' catch Sekto and Molluk, 'fore they can get's outta 'ere, and get's our heads. Well, mine and Stranger's heads, and Abe's.... self being," Slogann looked at one another. "She's right. Sekto's one helluva bad-ass, and we need's teh protect each other from em'," Stranger agreed with Slogann, as everyone else did when Stranger spoke. "Sekto's the first one we need's teh worry's 'bout. Now, 'fore we get's to after them, WHAT 'BOUT THESE FAT-HEADS, THAT ARE COMMIN' FER US!?" Slogann howled. The big-headed things were crawling towards them. Both of them spun around, releasing a green ooze that trapped them. "Shake's free, guys! 'Des guys are gonna spin 'round when's they get's close 'nuff!" Stranger strained, breaking the rubbery ropes. Slogann had the hardest time, for she only had legs, and no arms to help out. "Help me, guys!" Slogann yelled a muffled cry, as one of the fat-heads crawled towards her.

Abe16 05-13-2005 06:40 PM

"Guess it's time to risk a life!" Steven said. "Hey! Come and get ya...big headed thingys! Fresh meat right over here!" Steven shouted out. the big headed thingy's raced toward Steven. steven ran full speed into Molluk knocking him down. "Hey! Ya stupid mud!" Molluk shouted, "looks like we have a little mudokon problem." Sekto said. "Molluk! Hey, you were my boss at Rupture Farms! Hey, ya got any scrab cakes?" Steven asked nervously. "Grrr, what do you suggest Sekto?" Molluk asked. "I say, dump him in the coldest part of the water in Mudos and see if he can make it can make it back here alive," sekto said. "Or we can feed him to the (Big headed thingys) andc watch them rip his guts out." Molluk suggested also. "Hey, you slig, put him in the ice chamber till' me and Sekto figure out what his punishment should be." Molluk orderd. And Steven was being dragged to the Ice Chamber.

Fuzzleman54321 05-13-2005 11:08 PM

"You were dead..... how could you possibly be alive?" Abe said as mullok went towards him. "Well Blue boy, I wasen't dead I was stunned!" Mullok said angryly. Then sligs cornerd Abe! "I've been waiting for this for a long time!"

T-nex 05-14-2005 01:56 AM

OOC| Man... it's posts like Fuzzlemans that make me cry.... I think that this god-moding has continued for long enough, and i don't have the time or the will to say over and over again: Read the rules, don't god-mode, don't post one-liners.... So either i will ban Fuzzleman fromt he RPG-corner for some time, or close this RPG... WHat do you guys think?

Dark Elite_H2 05-14-2005 10:53 AM

OOC: No, don't ban Fuzzleman. He's actually doin' a pretty good job....

Abe16 05-14-2005 10:55 AM

OOC: Yeah, the only prob is that he's, well sorta god-moding. :(

T-nex 05-14-2005 11:07 AM

OOC| Which he knows is not allowed. I'm soo sure that he hasn't read the rules or anything... So it's either ban him or close this RP.. dunno which to choose.

Dark Elite_H2 05-14-2005 11:45 AM

OOC: Ohhhh..... I hate hard decisions......

Fuzzleman54321 05-14-2005 11:31 PM

Well I don't want Dark Elite_H2, Abe 16 and General Dripick to suffer because of me so don't close this thread, ban me.

Dark Elite_H2 05-15-2005 10:41 AM

OOC: aww..... T-nex. Can yeh's give him another chance? I hope he'll follow 'de rules 'dis time. Will yeh, fuzzle?