...fall down the cliff making him instantly wet himself he then...
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....finds that there is a portal at the bottom.....
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...but accidently misss him and hits Bob Dole, he then decied's to...
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...spell correctly. Which, coincedently, is his favoutie past-time. He remembers the days, where he could use a pen and paper... But then, he remembers he is falling. Damn. He then resorts to...
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....peeing on the wall....
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Barney, the security guard, is taking a piss on the wall next to him. He tells Mr.Freeman "Hey, I'll buy you a drink sometime,". This made Mr.Freeman go...
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....Have a wild night of sex.....
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...with barney the guard...
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...'Eew', Barney thought, just after the fourteen gour sex binge. Then, to escape from Mr. Freeman, (Which upon his escape attempt, Mr Freeman exclaimed "Where'd you go, honey-buns?") he...
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...made his misson in life is to find barney then a tell him a super stupid joke. he then does...
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a crap and sets on his adventure. But he encounters Mr. Freeman's clone, who wears pink armour. Barney is immediattley hypnotised and.....
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gets engaged...
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...to britney spears then...
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EVERYBODY DIES!!! except for me. ya know why?
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..Cos peopleneed idiots on oddworld forums. Although the government hates us, and launches a nuclear bomb at Microsoft. But Bill Gates unleashes his might army of mutants to....
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...destroy half the earth because half the earth stole his lolipop then...
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He bought another one and continued his conquest. But he changed his plans so that...
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...he could have his birthday party at chuck-E-cheeses...
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But the workers peed on his army till they all died. Bill Gates then transformed into the Incredible....
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...super woman and tried to save the world but rammed in the wall then...
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this got really weird. so I...
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...spontaineously(sp?) combusted, and no longer expressed feeling. Bill Gates was rather enraged by this event, so he eventually did...
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..crashed my computer with a mean virus. But before I picked up the crowbar, I decided to....
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give 1 cent to the 'dont bother to give us money' charity, so....
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...that poor kids could buy 1/1500th of CD. Just about then I...
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... ran to the kid and got out my big wet fish, and wacked it on the...
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...floor so the kid could clean it up, he said...
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..."Damn you, donkey-dude! Clean up yo' own damn filth!". So all of our crips went and beat him to death. The charity didn't like this, so they...
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...Tried to resurrect the kid but while lifting him they accidently dropped him which put a curse on them which...
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...resurrected mummies. Now, all of earth was under attack, and it was all our bad, bad crips' fault. The UN tried to settle this by...
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WAHWASLKFJ ALSKJFLASDJFLKSDF.!!! after that complete and utter nonsense, the curse kissed...
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... my anus, due to the stupidity of the previous post. Gak. Now, the poor child tries to form a coherent sentence by...
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eating Super Munch for making fun of everyone before him, after he was eaten, we...
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... acused Abeguy of over-reacting, due to the fact he only made fun of Abeguy, not anyone else. Which, futhermore, made even more fun of Abeguy. Super Munch reanimated himself, which didn't help the poor charity boy. So the boy...
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killed eveyone, again and then...
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He suddenly got really small and put in a jar buy a stupid fourteen year old with no real life and got placed on his shelf whith his collection of peices of yellow paper, which....
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...stuck to his feet, in an uncomfortable way. So he exploded! Then he spent $23 on paper, and 4 avocadoes! The avocadoes were for the quacemole that he ate. After this comsuption attempt, he...
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joked about the chicken that crossed the...
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...which made everyone (except him), commit suicide due to the horrible nature of this 'joke'. He could've been hit by a car! The boy stood there looking at the corpses, and decided to...
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actulley confirm that it was a road that he crossed(it didn't say if it was or wasn't)
after the kid used words too big for his age, he... |