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Cyber-Slig 08-05-2004 07:21 AM

Lol you had a good time didnt you?But I dont think yer bf would appreciate you telling wierdos on the internet about that :D

ClaireBear 08-05-2004 07:30 AM

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Lol you had a good time didnt you?But I dont think yer bf would appreciate you telling wierdos on the internet about that :D

em... you'd be surprised how differently you'll feel in 13 years time...

My boyfs 24... not letting people know that you're in love with someone is no longer a concern at that age! Its blatanty obvious when you hold hands, touch and kiss... like constantly anyway!

So CS what have you been up to?

sligster 08-05-2004 07:47 AM

ahh... the spam topic.... forgot this was here... now, we must discuss.... this pig....

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...la_gaem101.jpg

...for no reason.....

-DISCUSS-

Cyber-Slig 08-05-2004 07:54 AM

Yeah but best not say that stuff.Theres internet pervs 8) And me not much...Play the PC..paint warhammers...play the pc someore...go to bed...play the PC.nae just kiddin.I watch telly and go to the cinmeas

ClaireBear 08-05-2004 08:06 AM

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ahh... the spam topic.... forgot this was here... now, we must discuss.... this pig....

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...la_gaem101.jpg

...for no reason.....

-DISCUSS-

Hmmmmm... is it just me but its got small tusks right? So its a boar.. right? but upside down wouldn't you think you'd be able to see its knackers?

So is it a female with tusks or a tackleless male?

Fuzzles! 08-05-2004 08:26 AM

Loving the pig. It's fuzzy.

Congrats CB that is good news!

ooh and a poncho! I want one but haven't been able to bring myself to buy one just yet.

ClaireBear 08-05-2004 08:38 AM

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ooh and a poncho! I want one but haven't been able to bring myself to buy one just yet.

Well... I thought that too... that I'd look like a fat lady wearing a travel rug (I'm a UK 14/16 US 10/12) so I've hunted out a black asymetric number... short on one side longer with tassles on the other... its made of a really fine see through knit... I got it to wear at the posh bar!!!! I had 3 women in the loos complement me too... I didn't tell them it was only £14!!! (7 US dollars about don't know about Canada?)

I say go for it!

I'm getting another one a casual one... I'd stick to black or dark brown the white and pink and stuff look cheap! They're incredibly warm actually and great for shuving in a handbag (purse) when out!

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Loving the pig. It's fuzzy.

Oh and I think thats mud!

Are those its knackers?... the big thing... like mass... bent backwards towards its back?... Cos man! They're huuuuuuge!

Fez 08-05-2004 09:41 AM

God, I missed you CB.

Al the Glukkon 08-05-2004 09:45 AM

For some reason I couldn't register on Ezboard:banghead:. I don't know what to say about that pig though.:)

sligster 08-05-2004 10:41 AM

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Hmmmmm... is it just me but its got small tusks right? So its a boar.. right? but upside down wouldn't you think you'd be able to see its knackers?

So is it a female with tusks or a tackleless male?

small tusks, yes. it is boar. and by knackers, you mean it's balls, right? or no? confused >< well, see those things behind his rear legs.... ya.... big ol pig.

Nate 08-05-2004 12:52 PM

they could just be haemorrhoids... mmm tasty, a mess of 'roids





and if anyone gets that quote I will be mightily impressed.

Cyber-Slig 08-05-2004 05:25 PM

Hey does anyone wanna set nate dog woof on fire for using big geeky words?No?Yes? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...metalslug3.gif Too late I already did it :D

sligster 08-05-2004 06:36 PM

metal slug ^_^

ClaireBear 08-05-2004 09:05 PM

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God, I missed you CB.

Awwwwwe! Ferill! :blush:

I missed you too my mini SAS man.... :kiss:

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small tusks, yes. it is boar. and by knackers, you mean it's balls, right? or no? confused >< well, see those things behind his rear legs.... ya.... big ol pig.


Yup! Thought so...

Blimey! Imagine if pigs wore jeans... that poor shmuck would be severely handicapped in the whole walking to the bar to get a beer depatment but he wouldn't half get offers from the ladies...pigs that is!

Personally any more than a small cupped handful is a waste in my opinion! :p :p

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they could just be haemorrhoids... mmm tasty, a mess of 'roids

and if anyone gets that quote I will be mightily impressed.

LOL! ouch!

it really really is on the tip of my tongue... not the 'roids! :rolleyes: (eeewwwe!) but the quote... damn it! Thats gonna bug me all frickin day now!

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Hey does anyone wanna set nate dog woof on fire for using big geeky words?No?Yes? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...metalslug3.gif Too late I already did it :D

Awwwwe! CS! What a waste of good petrol/gas!!! :p

(Sorry NDW!)

Sekto Springs 08-05-2004 09:17 PM

Big geeky words? What the hell is that supposed to mean?

ClaireBear 08-05-2004 09:21 PM

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Big geeky words? What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Can someone hear something?

Yeah its like a whining noise... a buzzing... its actually quite annoying... oh and very agressive and rude...

Best ignore it eh.. til it apologises!

Sekto Springs 08-05-2004 09:41 PM

Sorry. I had no intention of haggling with your superiority. Please forgive me as I am only a meer mortal. A pitiful soul for you to spit on. Please excuse me for insulting your otherwise great intelligence.

Actually, forget the above.

ClaireBear 08-05-2004 10:24 PM

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Sorry. I had no intention of haggling with your superiority. Please forgive me as I am only a meer mortal. A pitiful soul for you to spit on. Please excuse me for insulting your otherwise great intelligence.

You have real issues with self esteem don't ya? :rolleyes:

Sekto Springs 08-05-2004 10:27 PM

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You have real issues with self esteem don't ya? :rolleyes:

If I say yes would you have your orgasm and leave?

ClaireBear 08-05-2004 10:39 PM

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If I say yes would you have your orgasm and leave?

You actually believe you're capable?

Apologise to Ann... that would really turn me on... in fact I'm wet at the prospect! :p

Fez 08-05-2004 11:47 PM

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If I say yes would you have your orgasm and leave?

That my friends, is the single best post of the month.

Fuzzles! 08-06-2004 05:18 AM

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Well... I thought that too... that I'd look like a fat lady wearing a travel rug (I'm a UK 14/16 US 10/12) so I've hunted out a black asymetric number... short on one side longer with tassles on the other... its made of a really fine see through knit... I got it to wear at the posh bar!!!! I had 3 women in the loos complement me too... I didn't tell them it was only £14!!! (7 US dollars about don't know about Canada?)

£14 is $33.80 Canadian dollars (as of today). It sounds lovely! Can't get black or brown though as I have a dalmatian and she has all of those lovely white hairs that like to stick to all my clothes.

I could do charcoal gray though, that is by far the best colour for hiding her hair.

Speaking of my dog...she very suddenly went completely deaf. Been having a rough time of it - it's a shock and an adjustment.

Mac the Janitor 08-06-2004 09:36 AM

My cartoon, DeweyHigh, will be up very soon. I'm sure you all JUST CAN'T WAIT!

Cyber-Slig 08-06-2004 12:13 PM

CB ..SS wasnt always like that ;)...I read some ooooooolllllddd stuff yesterday... ''My First Star'' ''WoW Im already a gabbiwog!'' :D

Sekto Springs 08-06-2004 12:28 PM

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CB ..SS wasnt always like that ;)...I read some ooooooolllllddd stuff yesterday... ''My First Star'' ''WoW Im already a gabbiwog!'' :D

Read back on some of Disgruntled Intern's old posts, you'll be twice as surprised. Even though he tells me he acted that way on purpose to fit in among the other idiots. Besides, I wasn't as much of a miserable fuck as I was an oblivious twat back then.

Cyber-Slig 08-06-2004 12:39 PM

Well u certainly sounded friendlier :D but DI..Whoah...Farscape?YOU?FARSCAPE?God.And to of his threads had ''WHEEEEE''........Lol.........every day in life gets....odder

Sekto Springs 08-06-2004 12:42 PM

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Well u certainly sounded friendlier :D

Shows what you know.



Oh and BTW, both of us can expect an ass-kicking from DI any time now.

sligster 08-06-2004 02:38 PM

alright, pig pic old. now something new! (I lost the news article that came with the piggy pic)

observe- amazing technology of the future- THE SWISS ARMY GUN!!

http://www.tummyfluff.co.uk/fun/pics/swissgun.JPG

imagine what kind of illnesses this could cure....

-DISCUSS-

Cyber-Slig 08-06-2004 04:09 PM

well.......I better get a metal suit now.Or I could tie my nephew and some pillows to myself...noones getting hurt right?

Sekto Springs 08-06-2004 04:47 PM

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alright, pig pic old. now something new! (I lost the news article that came with the piggy pic)

observe- amazing technology of the future- THE SWISS ARMY GUN!!

http://www.tummyfluff.co.uk/fun/pics/swissgun.JPG

imagine what kind of illnesses this could cure....

-DISCUSS-

That's fantastically fake. Someone simply pasted a hood ornament, flashlight end, keys, and a multi-tool to the picture.

SeaRex 08-06-2004 04:58 PM

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That's fantastically fake. Someone simply pasted a hood ornament, flashlight end, keys, and a multi-tool to the picture.

Wow, SS. They can't put anything past you now, can they?

Sekto Springs 08-06-2004 05:30 PM

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Wow, SS. They can't put anything past you now, can they?

Nope. I'm too crafty for them.

Cyber-Slig 08-07-2004 06:46 AM

Is this pussy of a man gettin beat up by a woman fake?

sligster 08-07-2004 08:05 AM

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That's fantastically fake. Someone simply pasted a hood ornament, flashlight end, keys, and a multi-tool to the picture.

bah, ya got me... how bout this one....

http://www.sculpturefromtheheart.com...Mushroom03.jpg

lol

Cyber-Slig 08-07-2004 08:08 AM

Thats obviosly fake.A putty mushroom.A plastic baby leg.Fake grass......spells fake to me

WiLL the Wander 08-07-2004 08:22 AM

Who knows the longest word of his/her language?

sligster 08-07-2004 09:15 AM

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Who knows the longest word of his/her language?

elephant

..... I don't know....

WiLL the Wander 08-07-2004 09:24 AM

The hungarian longest word:

elkáposztásithatatlanságoskodásaitakért

Cyber-Slig 08-07-2004 10:18 AM

Will Im scottish and I dont go on talking about now do I?Stop with the hungary thing!Its making me hungry :D

WiLL the Wander 08-07-2004 11:15 AM

Ok i cook for you some of our best hungarian food!