The train that hits them.

A Grunt or a Jackal which has just lost its shield?

Jackal, much more monuverable (sp?)

Armoured shooter Intern or Armoured shooter Slig?

The Armoured Slig, the Intern has a wedgie in his armor (Spandex underwear anyone?)

What is the most ridiculous?

An adult elephant in a bonsaitree?

OR

A centipede standing on just one leg?

the cetipede.


Jacob vs. Death in a bitch fight.

Jacob.

Solid Snake or Sam Fisher?

Pchaw... Solid Snake. You can't beat the mullet.

Resident Evil vs. Silent Hill

Silent Hill. Resident Evil is scary. But compared to SH it's like a ride on a Merry-Go-Round. SH is extremely sick and scary!

Athlon or Intel?

Intel. Can't beat those blue guys.

Waffles or pancakes?

waffles

NVIDA or ATI RADEON??

Nvidia. "The way it's meant to be played."

Apples or Oranges?

Oranges.

Talking on the phone or instant messaging?

Oo, talking on the phone definitely. I just barely got off the phone w/ my gf...it was like, 3 hours...yes. Muchos better when you can hear their voice and stuffs.

naked or clothed?

Clothed, leaves more to the imagination.

Who would win in a staring contest?
George Bush or Tony Blair?

I would say President Bush

Who would win in a fight, Guardian Mamoth or Shryskull?

Shrykull.

American music or British music?

American:p

Profits or morals?

Profits. Much more in it for you.

Die by nuke or die by AIDS?

EDIT: damn that was abit harsh.......

Hobo vs. Majic.

Morals, If they're my own.

More likely to fail literacy test:
GW or five year old?

Edit: Damn.

In a fight who would win a paramite or a vykker (none of them are equipped with armor or guns.)

i'm just lost now.....

Nuke or aids.
Die by Nuke.

Hobo Vs. Majic
Majic. He's Mr T.

Paramite Vs. Vykker
Paramite. If a mud can't fight one, No way a Vykker can.

Ferill. Post a question.

In a fight a paramite or a slog?
I'd say paramite.

Slog.

*posts question*

5.56 or......damn, no. Let me rephrase that. What is.....Wait no, i'll just ask the question again.

5.56 ammo or 5.72 ammo?

No way would a slog beat a paramite, the paramite would jump over the slog as it would start to attack and then the paramite would turn around and kill the slog (paramites are very smart!)
5.72 ammo.

What would a slog be doing on its own? a slig would be with it, it would shoot the crap outta the paramite. Nice choice on the ammo.

wireless or.......wires....?

Wireless
If a slig was with its slog then the paramite would be with about 3 others and they world come down from the roof using there webs and catch the slig be suprise then kill it and the slog.

This is very slowly turning into some sort of made up story. Stop it, now.

You didnt post a question. First warning.

American Army vs. French Army. No allies.

American Army.

Which one?

A pack of squirrels made of flamin' cheese or An army of beavers with viking helmets?

Beavers
A paramite or a pair of alfa scrabs.
The alfa scrabs would start attacking each other.

Beavers. they dont have the disadvantage of being made out of a food.

Racoons or Octopus? ('Ave it Rexy!)