...get fully shaved every so often
if i could have one hair on my whole body, it would be... |
bright orange!!!
When I complete the last Quintology game I will... |
...Be in my 20's
If I could go to a live music performance I would see... |
Jean Michel Jarre!
If my skin could be made of anything other than skin, I would choose... |
...cheese!
If I could have a conversation with one person for the rest of my life, it would be.. |
...Director Phleg. He's just so damn cool!
If my cat ate all my cheese, I would... |
...cut the cat, spilling it's entrails. I would then search for all the digested cheese, and slurp it up.
If all the cheese in the world suddenly came alive, and started eating humans and animals, I would.. [ October 17, 2001: Message edited by: Melvin:squeeking paramite ] |
eat the cheese first! yum!
if limbruger didnt smell so much... |
p.s- why would anyone want to kill me?
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Limburger smells good and it tastes good.
...i wouldn't eat it if my hairdresser would burn my hair... |
Id get one of those hair spray things they use that spray water and jump into a sand box.
--------------------------------------------- If cheese could fly...... Philip at The slig station http://www.geocities.com/thesligstation/ip.gif |
...I would train myself to fly, so that I could go cheese hunting..wow, thta would be fun.
If I woke up one morning to see that I had a pool in my backyard, filled with spray cheese, I would think to myself.. |
Hey how did that just appear over night oh well, dont think just drink.
--------------------------------------------- if sligs ruled oddworld.... Philip at The slig station http://www.geocities.com/thesligstation/ip.gif |
...they'd always be dropping their cheese 'cos their brains can't handle running Oddworld and eating cheese at the same time
if Oddworld was made of cheese, like the moon is, i would... |
Eat the whole thing and say that was cheesy. All of the oddworld creatures would be floating around in space and want more cheese.
--------------------------------------------- if cheese grease were a product on vykkers labs..... Philip at The slig station http://www.geocities.com/thesligstation/ip.gif |
..I would think, "Cheese grease? I want cheese grease! I want my cheese grease, dammit!" And then go and eat som munster cheese...
If I found some multicolored cheese(Let's say... neon orange and neon yellow!)I would not eat it, instead I would... [ October 18, 2001: Message edited by: Melvin:squeeking paramite ] |
...use it as attractive and fragrant paint to paint my walls with.
if all the nice cheese [cheddar, wensleydale, etc.] were turned into evil processed cheese like Dairylea, i would... |
go insane bcuse i like cheese!
if i could eat the bigest pice of cheese in the world i would............. |
That sentence is already complete!
 If I was in a room with a crate of cheese, a watermelon and a lamppost, I would... |
i would use the lamp post to pry open the crate and youse the water melon to...um....make a water melon..um....slig ya! thats it a water melon sig mmhm yep yah *nodes head*
if i colud fiy i...... |
Then i'd steal all the cheese and there would be no cheese left(not bluevien cheese though.
Philip at The slig station http://www.geocities.com/thesligstation/ip.gif |
vykkers all the way yeah!
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woops forgot to continue question.
if there was a cheesery...................... Philip at The slig station http://www.geocities.com/thesligstation/ip.gif |
[Heeh, sorry to butt in, but... Dan, you had the same idea for neon cheese as I did! :D (I just forgot to post it)
Wa-hey, 300th post] |
...I would think "What is a cheesery?" because I am dumb.
If I was a bowling ball... |
what's the question again?
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(If i were a bowling ball..)I would still be smarter and funnier than Pinkhaired!
If I could live in any fictional place, I would live in... [ October 19, 2001: Message edited by: Melvin:squeeking paramite ] |
Would anyone not say Oddworld
If MSN keeps crashing like this forever... (heh heh) |
...we'll all have to use ICQ/AIM/Yahoo Messenger.
If Hell froze over... |
...MSN would work, pinkhaired would be a buddhist, and cheese would taste BAD...
when people come to my house to sell me things... |