watch as everyone scrambles to say that not all Muslims blow themselves up and stuff
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My Muslim boyfriend became Atheist and I feel pain.
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He sounds pretty smart. Make sure he doesn't get executed for apostasy, though.
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Not all Muslims blow themselves up and stuff!
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Belgium managed to foil various terror plots last year, damn shame to see this one occur.
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But hey, it's not all bad. Not all Muslims are violent. There's also Muslims who sell their daughter into forced marriage with someone. Some buy their 'bride' as young as 4 years old, can't break those girls in young enough, right? Except when a doctor gives an official statement that a girl is not a virgin upon marriage, then it's okay to stone her to death. That whore. Luckily you can still travel to Europe to grope and rape white girls, because the Koran says that's okay and those girls are asking for it anyway with their deep cleavage and short skirts. Those whores. And if that's not your cup of tea, going back to being violent and criminal is always an option. Society is just so hard on Islam, so it's totally justified to start street gangs, beat people up when they say something to you or to rob a jewelry store. Or start cheering and laughing in school when 30 people died in an explosion. Yeah man, they so had it coming! That's what you get for being racist! Whoo! And even if aaaaall that doesn't tickle your fancy and you're basically just more of a casual Muslim, there's always the occasional fun to be had by feeling offended by something. Doesn't really matter what. Just make sure you get settled in in that comfortable Western country and then tell people that local customs are offensive to you. It's guaranteed to work every single time and it's hilarious! See how white people scurry to meet your every desire out of fear of offending you. ... Damn, made it to 5 pages. Would have made it a lot longer if it weren't for today's events. Fuck Islam. Fuck religion. |
Pretty much. Fuck pussy, too!
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i reckon Islam is cranky simply because they aren't allowed the deliciousness of Bacon
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If I couldn't have bacon or those amazing Richmond sausages I'd probably blow a bunch of people up, too.
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I'm just going to throw this one out there, but when you heard the headlines about a terror attack in Brussels, did any of you honestly have a reaction that wasn't to assume it was Muslims? Why is it so taboo to entertain the thought that backwards reactionary ideas that are pervasive amongst Arab Muslim subcultures are a contributing factor to terror attacks? The neighbourhood I grew up had a mosque so there were quite a few Muslims at my high school, and boy did many of them think really stupid shit about apostates, homosexuals, Israel, and a variety of other things. It only takes one nutjob raised around all this bitterness and hate to do something dreadful.
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Just so that you know, my floor of my students' dormitory has 90% of Muslims.
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They seek him here, they seek him there, but here's not there, he's blowing up your slag sister!
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Havoc is right. Muslims do not hide their joy.
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What we need to do is get all Mussers to start wearing big green crescents on their sleeves, force the women to show their faces at all times and restrict their rights to freedom of movement. That'll show the cunts.
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I love Islam.
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While we are at it we need to forcibly intimidate anyone who loves Islam into silence.
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Islam does not love Gishy back. If he went to Saudi Arabia, he'd be executed.
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Probably, but not the love they feel to Gishy
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Classic.
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