Time to call Child Line then.

Mailbox?! You MONSTER!

Everyone who doesn't know a single child who has ever eaten dog shit, raise their hand.

Raises hand

Raises hand

Raises hand

Raises hand

Shut the fuck up all of you.

As long as I can do it with my hand raised.

Pics or it didn't happen, everybody!

I believe now.

I bought half an ounce of weed today. Probably the most illegal thing I've done that doesn't involve a computer.

It's only illegal if you use it to forge money, then roll up that money to snort cocaine.

my family almost never wants me

my friends rarely ever want me

romantic interests never want me

its hard to see a reason for living anymore

I don't eat shit, and none of my friends do. Nobody my age eats shit. No child eats shit. When I was three years old nobody ate shit. Ever.

To be pedantic, everybody's eating a little bit of shit when they put food in their mouths at some point. Both metaphorically and literally. No excuse for bull shit, though

This.

I don't remember much from infancy, but I remember not eating shit. Also, whatsisname seems to have put a lot of thought into feeding someone shit. Too much thought if you ask me.

That's kinda what everyone else already said but yep, true.

This isn't directly about me, but, I thought it was rather mean.

Was driving through Cardiff yesterday with my best friend, we see three hitchhikers who looked like they were in their 20's, on the side of the road thumbing a ride holding up a sign that said London... Bit silly I thought considering they are two capital cities with a distance of approx 151 miles apart... (Or 243 Kilometres if that is your preferred unit.)

But anyway, as we drive past them, my friend sticks his head out of the window and give them a thumbs up, I thought this was rather distasteful and didn't approve of it, but he and everybody I've spoken to about it seems to think it's funny. Am I too nice?

That made me grin, but it was kind of cruel.