Yeah, Phylum's always been pretty cool and the exact opposite of annoying. Which is great and I am proud of you Phylum. So, so proud. Too bad my proud thread got necrum'd before I could express my proudness of you in it.

I avoid going through my post history specifically because it's very... not good. Pretty sure my very first post was me rattling off memes like an idiot uggh

I'm proud of you for changing, Slog Bait.

I'd have to actually leave the house for that to happen

i will find you

you and your liver

then i'll head East and skin Josh.

I'm a little teapot.

I just wanted to be involved.

then skin Josh.

Which one? We never decided who was the Joshest.

Whoever you skin, I want to wear their face as a mask.

Also oh god my past.

My past is beautiful, and magical, and I've never even seen a Taco Bell parking lot.

Your current FB profile picture makes you look like your past started in the 1940s. Just saying...


You look old.

Old.

Me neither.

I am old. So very old.

I'm starting to suspect that OANST is a tormented ghost that haunts the forums.

he's even older than Taco Bell parking lots!

LOLLLL

ROFL

You never came after my liver :(

I can't possibly live more than twenty miles from you too.

My liver's fresher than yours.

I had a plate of rice and chicken liver the other day.

It was delicious.

Hedjeroo's liver brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like "It's fresher than yours."

The delivery of that joke was poor but it had the guts of good wordplay.

Manco

why

Gut instinct.

Manco makes me laugh. hyuk

i'll have to pop by and rape you some time.

seriously lock the windows

Ew, this thread has too many puns.

Oh, liver let live.

And that one didn't even work!

Yeah! You guys need to cut it out! Of your body!


Get it?

Anyone who doesn't get a pun cannot be sentient.

I TAUGHT YOU THAT WORD