They make adult nappies?

Let’s not take this any further.

Ask OJA.

Why whoop? In what way is 'whoop' better than 'poof'? Explain yourself!

Whoop eh eh.

They're actually improvised devices. For example, old towels and t-shirts.

They're also available for sale, specially manufactured.

I get mine from Oxfam.

We have like five different brands of adult diapers over here. Don't know about the rest of the world. They probably discourage fecal incontinence from anyone over the age of two, like any reasonable society should.

They sell them here, too.

I remember seeing them in LIDL some two or three years ago. I'd only use them for pissing, as I constantly get distracted while urinating, and end up pissing on the floor.

It really irks my friends when they find puddles of piss in their bathrooms.

Either you have severe ADD or your friends have fascinating bathrooms.

I'm constantly watching the gaps behind the toilet tank incase a spider shows itself so I can bitch, cry and whine.

I was thinking of this

http://www.whoomp.org/

NSFW!

i should learn to read before clicking links

but goddamn you