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Nepsotic 10-12-2012 10:59 AM

Only the second one is a true Daddy Longlegs...

OANST 10-12-2012 11:01 AM

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True, they're venomous. I never pegged you for that sort of pedant. I approve.

Oh, I am. I so am.

Wings of Fire 10-12-2012 11:02 AM

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Only the second one is a true Daddy Longlegs...

Bullshit. The first.

Nepsotic 10-12-2012 11:04 AM

No, no, no, the second. The first doesn't have wings.

On another note, there's an impossibly huge spider chilling in the lamp by my side, and it's starting to make me feel edgy...

Mr. Bungle 10-12-2012 11:32 AM

I once swatted a cranefly into a harvestman's nest and watched them duke it out. I don't think there were any survivors.

STM 10-12-2012 12:35 PM

Great idea that, posting pictures of people's phobias. Seriously, did someone drop something on your head when you were a baby?

Nepsotic 10-12-2012 01:07 PM

Sorry, I'll delete it.

Bullet Magnet 10-12-2012 01:18 PM

I was so certain I'd written a blog on that topic, but I couldn't find it.

Phylum 10-12-2012 02:39 PM

Pholcidae are daddy long-legs, although that might have something to do with us not having Crane Flies or Opiliones where I live.

I love daddy long-legs because they prowl around and eat other spiders. I've never killed one.

Slog Bait 10-12-2012 03:45 PM

I wasn't even aware Crane Flies were considered "Daddy Longlegs" until this thread.

Every time I've seen a Daddy Longlegs it was just a tiny spider with long ass legs. Used to play with them all the time as a kid.

STM 10-13-2012 02:05 AM

The thing is, daddy-long legs is a colloquial term which covers a broad range of insects in different countries. Anything with long legs should die.

Phylum 10-13-2012 02:14 AM

But they kill other things with potentially longer legs.

STM 10-13-2012 03:33 AM

Harvestmen and garden spiders are the only things with longer legs over here. Those things are equally destined to die under my boot so it's all the same to me.

Bullet Magnet 10-13-2012 08:36 AM

Harvestman are great. I keep finding them at work, and all the arachnophobes recoil in horror. I can just about see what is scary about spiders, their profile stirs a primal aspect in my, weak and small and easily squashed, but I recognise it. The sight of harvestmen does not do that. They just look so different to me. Superficially similar, sure, but the differences stand out like the differences between a scorpion and an amblypygid.

Varrok 10-13-2012 08:37 AM

Stop spamming the thread, I want to read about apocaaaaaaaalllyyyypse :(

Nepsotic 10-13-2012 08:40 AM

A huge sun spider devours the universe' DARK ENERGY and so the entire universe collapses in on itself.

STM 10-13-2012 09:36 AM

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Harvestman are great. I keep finding them at work, and all the arachnophobes recoil in horror. I can just about see what is scary about spiders, their profile stirs a primal aspect in my, weak and small and easily squashed, but I recognise it. The sight of harvestmen does not do that. They just look so different to me. Superficially similar, sure, but the differences stand out like the differences between a scorpion and an amblypygid.

I-r-r-a-t-i-o-n-a-l phobia.

Now then, the apocalypse. Who's up for a Fallout themed post-apocalypse?

Varrok 10-13-2012 09:52 AM

I am, let's do this!

STM 10-13-2012 10:16 AM

Hey, hey China! America called you fat...

Varrok 10-13-2012 10:18 AM

Pssst, America, I think I'm not allowed to say this, but we do have armed nuclear warheads in Poland... and the politicians were talking about some sort of surprize for you

Mr. Bungle 10-13-2012 11:03 AM

I keep anticipating a war between China and the US. Maybe I've played too much Fallout, but I can't help but feel as if its a possibility.

STM 10-13-2012 11:23 AM

By the way things are at the moment, it seems Syria, Turkey and Russia could have a bit of a scuffle. Even Japan and China if things got to heated. Most likely there won't be any large scale conflict for another 40 years.

Dixanadu 10-13-2012 11:38 AM

No one cares about Syria.

Iran and Israel is where the party's at.

STM 10-13-2012 01:48 PM

Actually, after Turkey grounded a civilian Russian airliner carrying weaponry through Turkish airspace for Asad's regime, a lot of people are starting to care about Syria.

Hulaabeo 10-14-2012 08:08 PM

I read an article how microscopic nano-bot factories could possibly escape from whatever facility they were produced in and start to convert regular matter such as rocks, soil, human beings into nano-bots. Within a day, the earth would be one massive ball of nano-bots.

Phylum 10-14-2012 10:52 PM

By article you mean novel, right?

Nate 10-15-2012 01:29 AM

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By article you mean novel, right?

By novel you meant shitheap, right?

Hulaabeo 10-15-2012 02:03 AM

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By article you mean novel, right?

Nope. :V

Slog Bait 10-15-2012 02:36 AM

Sounds like some shit I read in a graphic novel once.

Nepsotic 10-15-2012 05:01 AM

Sounds like the Doctor Who episode.